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Minecraft SMP: BussyCraft

Bussy, BussyCraft, long tail tag, Minecraft, mmm, mmm bussy, smp

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5454
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
New Chunks Explored:	354725	Void Gems Collected:	29
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit! We have a secret underground club where all the villagers go to party and dance the night away. The creepers are trained to do backflips and the chickens can breakdance like pros. And don’t even get me started on the llamas – they run the whole place like a mafia boss.

But that’s not all – we have a special event every week where players have to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen while riding on the backs of flying pigs. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle and bragging rights for life. Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually located on a giant floating island in the sky? Yeah, we don’t mess around with boring old ground-level gameplay.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen. And I do mean anything.

FiancésGoneWild Minecraft Server

AITAH, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, family drama, family dynamics, family living arrangements, Family Support, fiancé’s family, FiancésGoneWild, house guests, kicking out, Minecraft, overstepping boundaries, personal space, privacy invasion, relationship strain, Server, setting boundaries, special needs, therapy session, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5937
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Void Armor Forged:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Are you tired of unwanted houseguests rearranging your furniture and going through your closet? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house with no nosy in-laws allowed!

We promise no one will open your virtual mail or try to cancel your virtual therapy sessions for your virtual special needs child. Plus, if things get out of hand, you can just kick them out with the click of a button – no need to deal with any real-life drama!

So come join us and build your dream Minecraft world without any interfering in-laws. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with family drama in real life!

GFsHalfMarathonDrama

advice, athletic goals, Barre classes, Basketball, Cardio, Commitment, Communication, elite running club, encouragement, FITNESS, GFsHalfMarathonDrama, half-marathon, Injury prevention, Jogging, motivation, peak performance, Physical fitness, relationship, Running, Support, Training

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8347
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	498	Votes:	3669
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring excuses to avoid events? Join our Minecraft server and run a virtual half-marathon instead! Our server is so epic, your girlfriend will sign up just to avoid missing out on the action. Plus, our 12-week running program will have you sprinting through blocks like a pro!

We have a resident elite runner (28M) who has finished 5th overall in a 10k race and 12th in his category for a half-marathon. He knows his stuff and will guide you through the virtual race course with expert advice. And don’t worry about getting tired from two workouts a day – our server is so exhilarating, you’ll be running and building in no time!

So ditch the excuses and join our Minecraft server for the wildest half-marathon experience of your life. Who needs real-life races when you can conquer the virtual world with us? Let’s race to the finish line together, one block at a time!

CompliMentor SMP

Admiration, appealing, Captivating, charming, Compliment, complimentary, CompliMentor, Creative, delightful, encouraging, Engaging, flattering, flattery, INTERESTING, Intriguing, original, positive feedback, praise, smp, thoughtful, Unique, Uplifting

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3501
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Magic Items Found:	2967	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while being chased by a horde of angry chickens. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct a giant toilet out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “TNT Olympics” event where players compete in explosive challenges such as “Spleefing with TNT” and “Blowing up the Admin’s House”.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

EarGasmTunes

audio pleasure, auditory delight, blissful tunes, eargasm, EarGasmTunes, euphoric melodies, favorite song, feel-good music, harmonious tunes, melodic vibes, Music, music appreciation, music lovers, music therapy, musical bliss, musical ecstasy, musical euphoria, relaxing tunes, soothing sounds, soulful melodies

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8764
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to rip your ears off? Well, look no further because our server will give you the ultimate eargasm with our custom soundtrack featuring only the most epic tunes that will make your blocky world come alive! Join us and experience a musical journey like no other as you mine, build, and battle to the beat of your favorite songs. Who needs Spotify when you have our server? Join now and let the music take you to new heights in Minecraft!

CraftyCrashF16Fun

(PILOT), accident, air force commander, aircraft, Aviation, consequences, CraftyCrashF16Fun, crash, Defense, dismissal, f-16, Fatal, Fires, investigation, leadership, Military, national security, president, Tragedy, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	218
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Zombie Dances:	10

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE UKRAINIAN PRESIDENT WANTS TO JOIN! HE FIRED HIS AIR FORCE COMMANDER AFTER HE CRASHED AN F-16 TRYING TO LAND IN OUR SPAWN POINT! JOIN US AND YOU MIGHT GET A CHANCE TO FLY A PLANE TOO! WHO NEEDS A PILOT’S LICENSE WHEN YOU HAVE MINECRAFT SKILLS, AMIRITE? #FIREINTHESKY #CRASHANDBURN #MINECRAFTAIRFORCE

MetaSurvivalCraft

adaptation, biology, Environment, Evolution, FITNESS, genetic traits, genetics, human biology, human evolution, human physiology, hunter-gatherer lifestyle, metabolism, MetaSurvivalCraft, natural environment, natural selection, physical traits, slow metabolism, Survival, survival skills, Wild, Wilderness

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9268
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1600	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

So, like, imagine this server where, like, if you have a slow metabolism you can, like, totally dominate the game! Like, you won’t even need to eat as much food as the others, so you can spend more time building epic structures and exploring the world. It’s like a superpower, dude!

Join our server and become the ultimate survival expert with your super slow metabolism. You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you effortlessly conquer the wilderness and show off your amazing builds. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover secret hidden powers that only slow metabolizers possess. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what crazy adventures await!

FibroBlasted: Ageless SkellyCraft

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3507
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own cytoskeleton out of blocks! we got young and aged dermal fibroblasts running around, comparing their proteomics and secretomics like it’s a dang science fair. who needs redstone contraptions when u can study the aging process of skin cells while fighting off creepers? come join the fun and see if u can outbuild the cytoskeleton master!

Dumpster Fire Season 2: The Hot Mess Express

Adventure, application, Builders, Community, Currency, DETECTION, Dumpster, express, Fire, friendship, hot, location, maintenance, Mess, Perks, Playstyle, Plugins, Positive, Prevention, Ranking, rules, Season, Shop, Skills, smp, Survival, Unique, Warp

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8446
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Magic Items Found:	8737	Ores Mined:	5319
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	928
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Dimension Hops:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

CampCraft – Season 2 Overview

Server Description
Welcome to CampCraft – Season 2! We have just launched our second season with a map refresh. Join our 18+ Whitelisted SMP server where the possibilities are boundless. Enjoy an epic journey with a vibrant community of players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without being whitelisted?	No, this is a Whitelisted server. Please fill out the application form provided to be whitelisted.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	Yes, you must be 18 years or older to join CampCraft.
Are there any fees to play on this server?	No, the server will never ask for any money from players. There are no donation requests or selling of ranks.
What kind of plugins does the server have?	The server has plugins such as AuctionHouse, BlueMap, Essentialx, GriefPrevention, Jobs, McMMO, PlayerWarps, QuickShop, WildRTP, along with additional mods for maintenance and cheat detection.
What are the rules of the server?	The rules include being nice, no harassment or bigotry, no cheating, no griefing/stealing, obtaining consent for building near others, and more. Please refer to the complete rule list provided.

Application Form

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Blocky Brawlers Minecraft Server

blocky, brawlers, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3045
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	1774
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of Reddit trannies banning you for speaking the truth about vaccine side effects? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all conspiracy theorists and banana lovers alike! Join us as we uncover the shocking truth behind the vaccine side effect that turns you into a banana-hating mutant. Who needs journos when you have us to make a movie about this epic saga? So come on, join our server and let’s peel back the layers of this fruity mystery together!