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ElfHairNoFair

Aesthetics, apologizing, beauty, casting choices, conventionally attractive, Cultural differences, ElfHairNoFair, Elves, human perfection, judgemental, lord of the rings, male insecurity, Male loneliness, male pattern baldness, misunderstanding, receding hairline, subtweets, Tolkien, unexpected choices, widows peak

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5173
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5149
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Dragon Scales Harvested:	423	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can debate the hairlines of fictional elves? Look no further! Join our server for heated discussions about the receding hairline of that one LOTR elf that just doesn’t quite fit the aesthetic.

We promise drama, intrigue, and maybe even some hurt feelings as we delve into the unexpected casting choices of Middle Earth. Who knew that a simple comment about a fictional character’s hairline could cause so much chaos?

Join now and be a part of the madness as we navigate the delicate balance between fantasy and follicles. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make a friend or two along the way (as long as you don’t mention their hairline)!

TVShowFanatic_MinecraftSMP

Antagonist, Beloved, Character, dream, FANTASY, favorite movie, favorite TV show, fictional, Hero, heroine, iconic, imagination, influential, inspiration, memorable, Personality, Protagonist, Qualities, Role Model, Traits, TVShowFanatic_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4883
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Magic Items Found:	1807	Potions Brewed:	91
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1650	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you dream of escaping to a place where you can be anyone you want, even your favorite TV show or movie character? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Imagine roaming the virtual world as your favorite character, whether it’s a superhero, a wizard, or even a talking animal. Want to be Iron Man and fly around in a suit of armor? Done. How about casting spells as Harry Potter? Easy peasy. Or maybe you just want to be a sassy talking cat like Salem from Sabrina the Teenage Witch? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft!

PixelCraftLand

8-bit graphics, arcade games, childhood memories, classic video games, console gaming, favorite pastime, gaming addiction, Gaming Community, gaming culture, High scores, hours of gameplay., joystick controls, Multiplayer Games, Nostalgia, old-school video game, pixelated characters, PixelCraftLand, retro gaming, single player experience, vintage gaming, virtual worlds

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4829
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mines Excavated:	4538	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Remember spending endless hours playing Minecraft as a kid? Well, get ready to relive those glory days on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a more epic Minecraft server out there. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness!

Bowl Over Plates: The Ultimate Server

Aesthetics, Bowl, convenience, Dining, Dinnerware, DISHES, Eating, Food, FUNCTIONALITY, household items, kitchenware, looks, mealtime, Plate, Plates, practical, Server, serving, Storage, tableware, Ultimate, Unnecessary, Versatile

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5584
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Void Armor Forged:	24
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have bowls instead of plates cuz who needs plates when u can have bowls that hold more stuff and look cooler too? our server is like a magical bowl that can hold all ur minecraft dreams and more. u can build ur own bowl house, mine for bowl-shaped diamonds, and even ride a bowl-shaped roller coaster. it’s a bowl-tastic adventure waiting for u to dive in. so come join us, cuz plates are so last season, bowls are where it’s at!

Lolis & Hebes Minecraft Server

adolescents, age gap, Anime, crones, derogatory, excrement, feces, hags, hebes, humor, inappropriate, Lolis, Minecraft, Minors, offensive, old women, pedophilia, Server, Shit, underage, witches, Young girls

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	219
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us and experience a world where hags rule the land, poop is currency, lolis are the ultimate warriors, and hebes are the mystical creatures you must tame to survive.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Toilet, battle against hordes of evil hags, and trade with lolis for powerful weapons and armor.

But be warned, on this server, anything can happen. One minute you could be fighting a giant poop monster, and the next you could be riding a hebe into battle against a horde of lolis.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Alice and her Alice Doll Minecraft SMP

Adventure, alice, Alice Doll, Best Friend, Bonding, Childhood, companion, Creative, cute, Doll, dress up, FANTASY, Fun, girl, imagination, Minecraft, Playtime, pretend play, smp, Story, tea party, Toy

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6647
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, including having your very own Alice Doll companion!

Join us on this wild adventure where Alice, a mysterious and mischievous player, roams the server with her trusty Alice Doll by her side. Rumor has it that the doll comes to life at night and helps players build epic structures and fend off creepers with its magical powers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic bird, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and probably the target of many jealous thieves).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just be sure to watch out for Alice and her doll…they’re always up to something!

NoBroNoHoHo: Family Drama Edition

compromise, cultural beliefs, Cultural differences, cultural rules, dietary restrictions, Drama, Edition, family, family celebration, family communication, family compromise, family conflict, family dynamics, family harmony, family holiday, family inclusion, family tradition, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, holiday celebration, NoBroNoHoHo, religious background

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9719
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchantments Applied:	188	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Runes Activated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring, traditional Minecraft servers that follow the same old rules? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, shellfish roam free, and alcohol flows like water. Our server is a place where anything is possible, even if it goes against the norm. We don’t follow the rules, we break them in style!

Just like the family in the story, our server is a mix of different backgrounds and traditions. Embrace the chaos and join us for a holiday celebration like no other. Who needs pork and shellfish when you can have virtual feasts with imaginary food that defies all logic?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a rift between family members over virtual traditions. It’s all in good fun, right? Join now and let the madness begin!

BlockyBootyJuice

Alluring, appealing qualities, arousal, arousing gestures, attraction, BlockyBootyJuice, Captivating, chemistry, desire, Enchanting, enticing mannerisms, FLIRTING, Intimacy, Irresistible, Passion, seduction, seductive behavior, Sensuality, stimulating behavior, suggestive actions, turn on

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6232
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Void Armor Forged:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Animals Bred:	188	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2141	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ores Mined:	7588

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Got Back” while a herd of pink sheep do the Macarena in the background. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire. And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself getting turned on by a block of dirt. It’s that wild!

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, bilateral relations, Commitment, cooperation, Defense, defense agreement, Diplomacy, foreign policy, FRIDAY, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Minecraft, Politics, presidential meeting, SECURITY, Server, Support, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states, zelenskyy

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8047
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Emeralds Found:	3177	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

so like, u know how ukraine is all like, “oh no, russia is being a bully again”? well guess what, our minecraft server is like the ultimate defense for ukraine!

join our server and u will be fighting off evil russian creepers and defending our virtual borders with your diamond sword of justice!

zelenskyy himself came to our server and was like, “wow, this is the best defense strategy ever, i feel so safe now!”

so come join us and be a hero for ukraine in the virtual world! also, we have free virtual borscht for all players, so like, why wouldn’t u join? lol!

EUtopiaCraft

Anti-Brexit, brexit, Brexit Fallout, Brexit Reversal, demonstrations, EU Membership, european integration, european politics, European solidarity, european union, european unity, EUtopiaCraft, international relations, political activism, Political protest, Pro-EU Movement, Protesters, public opinion, Rejoin EU, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2318
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	2869
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

haha u know what’s better than UK rejoining EU? joining our minecraft server, where u can build ur own european union with blocks! we got pigs that can speak french and cows that can do the cha cha slide. u can even find a secret portal that takes u to a land filled with dancing baguettes. join now and be part of the most epic union ever created in minecraft history! EU gonna love it!