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Mutie-Free Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5085
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Towns Built:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Animals Bred:	110
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Are you tired of mutant creatures ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a strict no mutant policy! No more dealing with creepy creepers or pesky skeletons with extra limbs. Join us and say goodbye to muties once and for all!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered friends in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen ride around on flying pigs. But be warned, the Nether is also home to the infamous Cactus Queen, who will challenge you to a game of cactus dodgeball for the ultimate prize of a diamond-encrusted cactus crown.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

Click on Deck Minecraft SMP

‘ick on ‘eck, Click, Deck, long tail, Minecraft, NECK, sick, sick on eck, smp

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4760
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of slime blocks (good luck with that). Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their trading deals. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and insanity reigns supreme, click on ‘eck and join us today!

AutisticBrushlessCraft

autism, autistic cousin, AutisticBrushlessCraft, Behavior, birthday present, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, Decision making, emotional response, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness, Meltdown, parenting, Promises, relationships, special needs, toothbrush, Understanding

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4782
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of F22 and her toothbrush saga with James, the electric toothbrush enthusiast!

Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and birthday present dilemmas as you explore our server. Will you choose the £80 electric toothbrush or settle for the £25 one like a true budget-savvy player? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences – you might end up getting blocked by James himself!

With a community as lively as this, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm!

DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3854
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

PixelatedLoveFlaws

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1073
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3440
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Buildings Constructed:	23
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Divine Spears Created:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

RedLineRuckusMC

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4339
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Votes:	7438
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2228
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4779
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Blocky Justice System

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2162
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Dimension Hops:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	947
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3914
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Items Found:	4305
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20

Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!