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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 7006 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Magic Crystals Found: | 11 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 79 |
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