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CrushCraft: Not the One

break up, Closure, Crush, CrushCraft, DATING, Disappointment, emotional growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, introspection, letting go, love, moving on, personal development, realization, rejection, relationship, romance, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, unrequited love

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8766
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have your crush steal them all and run off with someone else? Well, fear not! Join our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life and focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

Our server is so lit, even creepers are afraid to explode in our presence. We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, mythical creatures roaming the lands, and a PvP arena where you can settle your differences with your crush once and for all (spoiler alert: you’ll totally kick their pixelated butt).

So why waste your time with someone who doesn’t appreciate your redstone skills when you can join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyCommiesCraft

Accountability, China, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyCommiesCraft, Danish PM, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, Government, international relations, intervention, RESPONSIBILITY, russia, sanctions, Support, world leaders

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3510
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Emeralds Found:	114
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magic Items Found:	7198

so, like, u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, we got this crazy story where China is like helpin’ Russia take over the world, but don’t worry, we got ur back on this server! u can come build ur own army of pigs and chickens to fight off the evil Chinese and Russian forces. plus, the Danish PM is like our biggest fan and he’s always playin’ on the server, so u know it’s gotta be good. come join us and help save the world from total destruction, one block at a time!

PeePee Palace

baby, bathroom, Behavior, bodily functions, Communication, Cultural differences, diaper, Etiquette, going to the bathroom, hygiene, Language, outside, Palace, Peeing, peepee, Privilege, relieve yourself, social constructs, societal norms, specialized room, Taboos, wetting

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8260
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	278	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Alien Abductions:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we pee outside like true warriors! forget about boring bathrooms, we embrace the call of nature in all its glory. build your own pee shrine and show off your mad skills to the world. join us now for a pee-tastic adventure like no other!

BlockyCancerCare – Keep your health bar full!

2021, bar, BlockyCancerCare, cancer detection, cancer screenings, full, government programs, health, health care system costs, healthcare coverage, healthcare economics, healthcare expenses, healthcare finance., healthcare funding, healthcare industry, healthcare policy, healthcare spending, healthcare statistics, medicaid, medical costs, medicare, private insurance, uninsured persons, united states

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5035
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	5674
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Buildings Constructed:	30	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

join our epic minecraft server and become a blocky warrior fighting against the evil forces of cancer! we have crazy battles where you can use diamond swords to defeat cancerous mobs and save the world from destruction! with over $43 billion in total health care costs, you know this server is serious about kicking cancer’s butt! whether you have private insurance, medicare, medicaid, or no insurance at all, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun and help us defeat this deadly disease once and for all! come join us and be a hero in the fight against cancer!

MyLittleServer Minecraft server

Account.., banner, description, Lazy, Minecraft, MyLittleServer, OWNER, Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6355
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Magic Items Found:	4918
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

The owner of the server “MyLittleServer” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

89.248.193.185:30145

Enival: Where we all pretend to trust each other in a semi-vanilla world with some QoL mods!

apply, Community, Discord, Enival, Explore, Friendly, java, Mods, New server, no-tp, PRETEND, proximity chat, Qol, QoL mods, Safe, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smooth gameplay, smp, Suggestions, Trust, trust-based, Votes, Whitelist, world, World Map

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8788
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15

Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod to have more fun.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
Smooth gameplay	A few QoL mods for a better experience.
No TP	No such mods as /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQs

Q: How can I join Enival server?

A: You can apply by joining the Discord server and following the instructions.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, please check the rules channel on Discord for the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on the server. Please be respectful of other players’ builds.

RogueCraft Minecraft Server

game balance, game community, game design, game design decisions, game developers, game development, game development process, game features, game fixes, game improvement, Game Mechanics, game mechanics overhaul, game patches, game redesigns, game ruining, game updates, indie games, Minecraft, player feedback, RogueCraft, roguelike, Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	476
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old mechanics? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge of navigating a maze filled with exploding creepers wearing top hats.

Our server is also home to the legendary “Lava Parkour Challenge,” where players must jump from platform to platform over a sea of bubbling lava while being chased by a giant, fire-breathing Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs boring old mechanics when you can have exploding chickens and lava parkour instead?

Minecraft SMP: /NFL/ Go Bills Edition

Aaron Rodgers, agent, anonymous quote, Antonio Pierce, Bengals, bills, boyle, Brett Favre, congressional hearing, dolphins, Edition, Go Bills, Haason Reddick, huntley, Jack Jones, knee injury, Minecraft, MNF, NFL, Parkinson’s diagnosis, QB, smp, Thompson, titans, Trent Brown, Uncertain

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4954
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Villages Defended:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no drama or excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft world where Brett Favre reveals his Parkinson’s diagnosis during a congressional hearing, Aaron Rodgers rips his teammate’s agent over an anonymous quote, and Jack Jones defends himself from “business decision” comments by Antonio Pierce.

But wait, there’s more! The Dolphins are uncertain if Thompson, Boyle, or Huntley will start at QB against the Titans on Monday Night Football, and veteran Bengals OT Trent Brown is out for the rest of the 2024 season with a knee injury. Can you handle the madness and chaos of our Minecraft SMP? Join now for a wild ride unlike any other!

ParentFavMinecraftServer

Argument, bank account, Birthday, CAR, clothes, facebook, family dynamics, favoritism, marketplace, middle child, MONEY, Necklace, ParentFavMinecraftServer, parents, School, Shoes, Siblings, sports, unfair treatment, Xbox, Yelling

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5933
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Farms Harvested:	837	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of being the forgotten middle child in your family? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of your household? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual paradise where you are the ruler of your own destiny!

On our server, you can create epic castles, towering skyscrapers, or even a secret underground lair to hide from your annoying siblings. No more fighting over who gets the last cookie or who gets to use the TV remote – on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

Plus, we have a special feature that allows you to earn virtual money by completing quests and challenges. Use this money to buy virtual cars, phones, and even shiny necklaces for yourself – no more relying on your parents to buy you things!

So come join us and leave behind the drama of your real life. Who needs a car for your 16th birthday when you can build a virtual one in Minecraft? Let’s escape reality and have some lolzy fun together!

Settle4Blocks

advice, body image, Communication, compatibility, Confidence, DATING, friendship, Happiness, interests, judgment, perspective, relationships, San Diego, self improvement, Settle4Blocks, Settling, Shallow, societal standards, Standards, Support, weight

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1903
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to find your perfect match like Banana Man did at Starbucks! Our server is filled with wholesome and nerdy players who love cooking, reading, and playing video games just like you. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

Banana Man thought he found his soulmate on our server, but ended up ghosting her because she was a “6-7” in his eyes. Don’t be like Banana Man, give everyone a chance to show their true potential, even if they’re 140lbs. Love knows no weight limit on our server!

So come join us and maybe you’ll find your player two, or at least a good friend to build pixelated castles with. Don’t let superficial standards get in the way of true happiness in the world of Minecraft. See you on the server, where love is just a /tp away!