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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 4889 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 132 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.
But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!