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UnderwearCraft

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7071
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Magic Items Found:	7446
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Holy Grails Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of boring running clubs where they ban you for wearing your underwear longer than your shorts? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all players, no matter how long your underwear is compared to your shorts.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious mishaps. Forget about running clubs and come build your dream world with us. Who needs running when you can fly in creative mode? Plus, we won’t ban you for your fashion choices, no matter how questionable they may be.

So ditch the running shorts and join our Minecraft server today! Who knew virtual blocks could be so much more fun than actual running?

Blocky High: The Worst Drug

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5404
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual drug that will have you hooked from the first block you mine!

Join us for a wild ride where the only side effects are uncontrollable laughter and a sudden urge to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy as you are, so you’ll fit right in!

But be warned, once you start playing on our server, you may find yourself staying up all night, neglecting your real-life responsibilities, and dreaming about pixelated creepers chasing you through the streets. But hey, who needs sleep when you can be having this much fun?

So come on, join us on this wild adventure and experience the most addictive Minecraft server you’ll ever play on. Just remember to take breaks to eat and drink water… or not, we won’t judge!

CraftyCrafterz: ISuspectNoOne

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8083
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Magic Items Found:	3888	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Towns Built:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6

so, like, this server is so lit, even the german police are tryna find it! they think the suspect is hiding out in our minecraft world, causin’ chaos with his festival knife attack. but don’t worry, we got this covered. join our server and help us catch this crazy dude before he causes any more mayhem. plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base where we stash all the good loot. come join the fun and be a hero in our epic quest to stop the bad guys!

CrazyCatCraft

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	837
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

u know what does do crazy stuff? this minecraft server! join us if u wanna see cats flying on pigs, creepers dancing to disco music, and villagers riding llamas like they’re in a rodeo show! we got a secret underground base where players can battle it out in epic pvp matches, and a giant maze filled with traps and treasure chests. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so come on down to our server and let the madness begin!

StoneAgeBuilders

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9619
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

yo, so like imagine this, right? back in the day, like wayyy back, there were these farmers in Spain who were like, “let’s build a massive stone chamber, bro!” and they did it! but get this, they weren’t just any old farmers, nah man, they were like geniuses or something.

these dudes knew all about physics, geometry, geology, and architecture. like, they were basically the OG engineers, ya feel me? so if you wanna join a Minecraft server where you can channel your inner neolithic farmer genius, then this is the place for you!

come build epic stone chambers, show off your mad skills in physics and geometry, and maybe even uncover some ancient secrets along the way. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure or something. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this neolithic party started!

Elysia Survival: Seeking Players Who Can Craft Better Than My Mom’s Meatloaf – New Season!

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2825
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	241	Void Gems Collected:	34
Buildings Constructed:	23	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Crops Grown:	5683
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Elysia
Season	New season just opened
Gameplay	Vanilla with minor add-ons like Dynmap and CoreProtect
Player Base	Primarily adult with a close-knit community

FAQ

How long has the server been running?

The server has been running for several years.

What kind of gameplay is offered?

The gameplay is kept entirely vanilla, with minor add-ons like Dynmap and CoreProtect for grief protection.

What is the player base like?

The player base is primarily adult, and the community is close-knit and welcoming. New players are always welcome.

How can I join the server?

You can apply for a spot on the server by completing the application form here.

Is there a tour of a previous season available?

Yes, you can watch a tour of a previous season here.

Where can I find additional information about the server?

You can find additional information in older posts on the server’s profile or through a section at the end of your application.

BagCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5277
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	430	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that the mobs have learned to breakdance instead of attacking you. Imagine fighting a zombie doing the worm – it’s a sight to behold!

2. We have secret hidden dungeons that are guarded by llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They’ll challenge you to a tea party before letting you in – it’s a classy affair.

3. Our server events are like no other – we once had a build competition where players had to recreate famous works of art using only blocks. Let’s just say, the Mona Lisa has never looked more pixelated.

4. Need a break from mining? Join our karaoke nights where players can serenade each other with their best renditions of “Creeper, Aw Man”. It’s a blast!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity!

PartitionCraft SMP: /int/ Austro-Hungarian Shenanigans

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5393
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Votes:	1786
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	660
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we answer the age-old question: How would /int/ have partitioned Austria-Hungary? Join us for a wild ride as we recreate history in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible.

Are you tired of boring old factions and survival servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be part of the epic battle to divide up Austria-Hungary in the most ridiculous ways imaginable. Will you be the one to claim the Schnitzel Kingdom or the Goulash Empire? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman Army, led by the one and only Emperor Porkchop. Join forces with these bacon-loving warriors as they fight against the evil Chicken Coalition in an epic battle for supremacy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up ruling over a kingdom of Wiener Schnitzels and strudels!

GFfeelsNotMyProbLOL

Boundaries, Communication, emotional boundaries, emotional intelligence, Empathy, exhaustion, feelings, Frustration, GFfeelsNotMyProbLOL, INDEPENDENCE, love, personal space, Reassurance, relationship, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Support, Trust, Understanding, validation

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	999
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1774	Mythical Quests Completed:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Looking for a place where you won’t be bombarded with texts and calls demanding your attention? Look no further! On our server, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone putting you in a virtual time out for not responding fast enough.

Join us and experience the freedom of not having to explain why you didn’t like someone’s Instagram post or respond to a TikTok while driving. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can focus on having fun and enjoying the game without someone constantly assuming the worst about your actions.

So come on in and leave the relationship drama behind – in our Minecraft world, the only thing you need to worry about is where to find diamonds!

MineCraftMayhem

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1811
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Joining our Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of angry chickens start attacking you with enchanted swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with evil llamas plotting to take over the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop golden apples when you defeat them. And don’t even get us started on the talking sheep who offer questionable advice on how to survive in this wacky world.

So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your life choices, join our server today! Just be prepared to face the consequences of entering this chaotic and hilarious virtual world.