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Hyflip Network

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4908
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Brazilian Minecraft server, currently being developed by Flipbrick Studios.

We want to bring the best possible gameplay experience to our players, supporting original and alternative Minecraft, PC and Pojav.

Here you can play our currently available minigames: Bed Wars, One In The Chamber and The Hyflip Pit.

Our idea is to listen to our community, receiving feedback and increasingly improving everyone’s experience. We value the maximum audience in all categories. Our idea will be to add as many minigames as possible in the future. We will soon have our beta launch. Join our Discord and stay up to date with all the news.

mc.hyflip.com:25566

Pirate SMP

Community, Economy, Exploration, FRIENDSHIPS, Fun, home, Leaderboards, Minecraft, multiplayer, Npcs, pirate smp, Plugins, Reset, Server, shopping, Shops, Small, Survival, Towns, Tpa, world

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1391
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	84
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Welcome to PirateSMP! We are a small fun community built around building towns, exploring the world, building new friendships and meeting new people! We hope you enjoy it! We use a couple plugins ranging from Shops/Economy to /home and TPA as well as leaderboards and NPCs! Come on out and give us a try! We reset the world every 4 months!

play.piratesmp.com

TwinScythe: Where tornadoes and voice chat collide in a modded mess!

admin shop, Charcoal, Chat, Claims, collide, Discord, enabled, Furniture, highly encouraged, horse carts, Instructions, Mess, Mod Pack, Modded, Ores, PvP, role-play, Server, Ships, Spawn, terrafirmacraft, Tornadoes, TwinScythe, undead mobs, VOICE, weather

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4803
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TwinScythe TFC
Mod	TerraFirmaCraft
Mods in Pack	Furniture, Horse Carts, Ships, Weather
PvP	Enabled everywhere except on claims
Admin Shop	Sells ores, buys charcoal, earn money by killing undead mobs
Role Play	Encouraged but not required

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Fzy3sQsXhQ for instructions on getting the mod pack and joining the server.

Is role play mandatory on the server?

Role play is highly encouraged but not required. Feel free to role play as much or as little as you like.

Can I sell items at the admin shop?

The admin shop sells ores and buys charcoal, but you can also earn money by killing undead mobs in-game.

Are there any specific rules for PvP?

PvP is enabled everywhere except on claims. Be mindful of other players and their territories.

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

access to sex, BlockyLove, cheat code, Experience, fines, IMMORAL, incel community, Incels, Intimacy, intimacy issues, legal implications, meeting a prostitute, Minecraft, moral dilemma, pimped, prostitute home, prostitution, regulated prostitution, Server, sex work, shadow business, street whore, TAXES

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1277
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Are you tired of being an incel and not getting any action? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a thriving virtual prostitution industry where you can access sex and intimacy without leaving the comfort of your own blocky home. No need to worry about fines for car sex or pimps here – our prostitutes make a killing and don’t pay taxes because it’s all in the “shadow” business. Join us and experience the cheat code for incels – who needs real-life interactions when you can have it all in Minecraft? So come on, join our server and get ready for a wild ride!

NoAnimeNoManga Minecraft SMP

Anime, Anime abstinence, Anime break, Anime detox, anime free, Anime hiatus, anime pause, haven’t read manga, haven’t watched anime, Manga, manga and anime break, manga break, manga cleanse, manga fast, Manga free, manga hiatus, manga withdrawal, Minecraft, NoAnimeNoManga, not reading manga, not watching anime, smp

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5495
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you tired of being stuck in the real world, missing out on all the epic adventures and crazy shenanigans of your favorite anime and manga characters? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can finally live out your wildest anime dreams. Want to fight giant monsters with a magical sword? Done. How about building a giant mech to battle your friends in epic robot wars? You got it. And don’t even get us started on the insane food combos you can create – ramen pizza, anyone?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret society of talking animals who hold the key to unlocking hidden powers within the game. Rumor has it that if you can find the legendary Rainbow Llama, you’ll gain the ability to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Trust us, it’s totally legit.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to boring real life – because in our Minecraft SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

StepDadSaysNoToGivingMeAway

Boundaries, ceremony, Communication, compromise, Conflict, culture, Decision making, Expectations, family, giving me away, Mother, relationship, Respect, StepDadSaysNoToGivingMeAway, Stepfather, Support, tradition, Traditions, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	297
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Votes:	2228	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of boring old weddings where everything is traditional and predictable? Join our Minecraft server for a wedding experience like no other!

Picture this: instead of walking down the aisle with your dad, you can ride a pig while your mom’s new husband, Phil, chases after you on a chicken! It’s a wedding procession that will have all your guests laughing and cheering.

But wait, there’s more! Instead of exchanging rings, you can exchange enchanted diamond swords for the ultimate declaration of love and commitment. And forget about cutting a cake, why not battle it out in a PvP arena to determine who gets the last piece of cake?

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wedding experience that will have everyone talking for years to come. Who needs a traditional wedding when you can have a crazy, fun-filled celebration like this? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyPay Minecraft Server

adulting, budgeting, career milestone, CraftyPay, financial decisions, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial independence, financial literacy, Financial Planning, First Job, Investments, long term savings, Minecraft, money management, money mindset, personal finance, responsible spending, salary, savings, Server, Splurge, treat yourself

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5479
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Magic Items Found:	2679	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Oh, you know, I joined this epic Minecraft server where the pigs ride on flying llamas and the creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. I used my first salary to buy a diamond pickaxe and mine my way to the top of the leaderboard. Now I rule over my own kingdom made entirely out of cake and rainbow-colored sheep. Trust me, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve battled a dragon while riding a giant chicken. Join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperz

absurd words, asinine remarks, brainless quotes, CraftyCreeperz, daft quotes, dumb remarks, foolish words, idiotic quotes, ignorant comments, imbecilic statements, inane phrases, laughable remarks, ludicrous comments, moronic statements, nonsensical comments, preposterous quotes, ridiculous statements, senseless remarks, silly statements, stupidity, unintelligent phrases

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1399
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3323	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where people actually make sense when they talk? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and nonsensical conversations that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our server is home to the most absurd group of players you’ll ever meet. From debating whether cows can fly to discussing the best way to cook a diamond sword, there’s never a dull moment in our wacky world.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our weekly “Most Stupid Thing Said” competition, where players compete to see who can come up with the most outrageous and nonsensical statement. The winner gets a prize so ridiculous, we can’t even tell you what it is.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for a hilarious and chaotic adventure? Come on over and see just how stupid things can get on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCrossroads Minecraft Server

controversy, CraftyCrossroads, criticism, crossroads of history, demonstrations, Diplomacy, Government, Gratitude, international relations, Israel, leadership, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Netanyahu, Politics, Protesters, Server, Speech, U.S. support, useful idiots, world events

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8206
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where even netanyahu is thanking us for our support during “crossroads of history” like whoa dude that’s some serious street cred right there. plus, we got protesters running around like “useful idiots” but don’t worry, we’ll protect you from their shenanigans while you build your epic minecraft empire. join now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos like never before!

CraftyCreeperCongress

comparison, Congress address, controversy, CraftyCreeperCongress, criticism, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, government address, historical event, international relations, Israel, Netanyahu, Oct 7, Pearl Harbor, political statement, prime minister, Protesters, public address, Speech, united states, world leaders

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6553
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Animals Bred:	31	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Buildings Constructed:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Crops Grown:	4745	Chimeras Created:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity yo. our leader, let’s call him steve, he’s like the netanyahu of minecraft. he compares every day to october 7th and calls it our pearl harbor. he’s always giving these epic speeches to congress, which is just a bunch of chickens in suits tbh. but like, he’s always dissing the protesters who try to mess with our server, like bro, we don’t need that negativity here. come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever, where every day is a battle and every block you mine is a victory. come on, you know you want to be part of this madness.