roblox family itsfunneh Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

AirspaceWarsMC

air defense identification zone, AirspaceWarsMC, chinese military, Defense, Diplomatic tension, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Japan, military aggression, military conflict, military incursion, national defense, political conflict, regional stability, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial airspace, territorial dispute, VIOLATION

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/200	Votes:	8492
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3632	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

so, liek, u gotta join dis amazin minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than dis china japan drama, man. like, our players once rode on giant chickens into battle against a horde of evil llamas. and then they built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks cuz why not, right? also, our admins are secretly wizards who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of their wands. so, come join us and experience the wildest adventures in minecraft history, dude.

CraftyClimateChangeCrafters

000 people, 10, 27 countries, Beliefs, climate action, climate awareness, climate change, climate communication, climate crisis, climate education, climate impact, climate policy, climate scientists, climate solutions, consensus, CraftyClimateChangeCrafters, Environmental Science, global warming, misconceptions, Public, research, study

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/400	Votes:	5276
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Alien Abductions:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Emeralds Found:	6344
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

join our minecraft server cuz we got climate change experts building epic worlds with blocks, yo. like, they know all about the science stuff and can make your mind go whoa. come chill with us and learn about the environment while crafting cool stuff. plus, we got players from all over the world, so you can chat with peeps from 27 countries. it’s like a global party up in here. trust us, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. let’s save the planet one block at a time, fam.

SlothSMP: Where the only thing faster than the server is a sloth on caffeine!

bedrock, Caffeine, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Faster, Hardcore, java, Minigames, Modded, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shops, sloth, SlothSMP, Survival, Whitelist

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/600	Votes:	7453
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Animals Bred:	107
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.6 and later
Features	Land claims for build protection Rewarding rank system Dynamic economy Dedicated PvP arena Peaceful gameplay outside the arena
IP Address	SlothSMP.Com

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with version 1.20.6 and later?	Yes, you can join the server with version 1.20.6 or later.
Are there land claims to protect my builds?	Yes, the server features land claims to safeguard your builds.
Is there a rank system on the server?	Yes, we have a rewarding rank system for players.
Can I engage in PvP battles on the server?	Yes, there is a dedicated PvP arena for players who enjoy battling.
Is the gameplay peaceful outside the PvP arena?	Yes, the server maintains a peaceful atmosphere outside the PvP arena.

CraftyOhio Socials Server

CraftyOhio, Ohio, ohio adults, ohio casual encounters, ohio community, ohio dating, ohio events, ohio friends, ohio fun, ohio girls, ohio hookup, ohio meetups, ohio nightlife, ohio party, ohio singles, ohio sluts, ohio socials, ohio women, Server, Sluts, sluts and socials, socials

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/200	Votes:	9735
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

On our server, you can build your very own strip club, host wild parties with your friends, and even participate in our weekly twerking competitions. Oh, and did I mention the exclusive “socials” section? That’s where all the drama goes down. You never know who you might meet – or what scandalous secrets they might be hiding.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join ohio sluts & socials today and let your inner party animal run wild. Just remember to leave your inhibitions at the door – things tend to get a little…crazy around here.

SMPleeeaseFillMyDMsWithLoliAndShotaHentaiMinecraftSMP

bater punheta, Brasileiro, cuck, Discord, DMs, dumb, dumbfurryloser, expose, feioso, fill, hentai, imbecil, leitao, Loli, mandam no discord, oink, Oink oink, punheta, shota, SMPleeeaseFillMyDMsWithLoliAndShotaHentaiMinecraftSMP, stupid

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/200	Votes:	9353
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the wildest, craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground loli and shota hentai trading ring that will blow your mind! And if that’s not enough, our players love to expose themselves for anyone who wants it – talk about dedication to the game!

But wait, there’s more! Our Brazilian player base is always ready to show off their punheta skills and follow any crazy orders given on Discord. It’s like a wild party that never stops!

So come join us on Discord at dumbfurryloser_ and be part of the most insane Minecraft SMP out there. Just remember, things can get a little…weird. Oink oink!

SnowflakeCraft Minecraft Server

aita, American, American friend, Bitch, disgrace, English, essay, family, fed up, first language, half Italian, half Viet, ignoring, jokes, lashing out, library, mad, Minecraft, Server, SnowflakeCraft, studying, Vietnamese, White

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/300	Votes:	7187
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	27

Are you tired of friends constantly roasting you for being “white”? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the real world drama by building your dream world with blocks. No more feeling like a disgrace to your family – here, you’re the master builder of your own destiny!

Vent your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment, where no one will judge you for not knowing Vietnamese or any other language. Let your creativity shine brighter than your friend’s jokes about your whiteness. And hey, if you need to let off some steam, just build a TNT cannon and blow up some creepers – it’s therapeutic, we promise!

So come join us on our server, where the only language you need to know is Minecraft. Leave the drama at the door and let the blocks do the talking. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s build some epic structures together and forget about those pesky real-life problems. See you in the Minecraft world, where you can be whoever you want to be – no judgments, just fun!

ShowerFirstOrBust

apartment, bathroom, CAR, Communication, dialogue, diet, emergency, Food, Friends, Frustrated, impolite, lack of manners, Manners, mealtime, peepee, periods, Rent, rent payment, roommate etiquette, shower, ShowerFirstOrBust

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/400	Votes:	3612
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Void Armor Forged:	28	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server where bathroom etiquette is a top priority? Look no further! Join our server where we offer virtual bathrooms for all your emergency needs. No more waiting 45 minutes for someone to finish their business, because on our server, everyone gets a turn!

We understand the importance of sharing vital resources, just like offering the bathroom before it’s locked for a long time. Our server promotes good manners and consideration for others, just like how our mom’s poop smells A LOT, so she offers everyone to pee/brush their teeth before she stinks the place up.

Join us for a unique gaming experience where bathroom monopolization is a thing of the past. Don’t be stuck with an emergency, join our server and never worry about bathroom etiquette again!

MovieTwistMinecraftSMP

Cinema, Climax, ending, film, Finale, jaw-dropping, Movie, movie climax, movie ending, movie twist, MovieTwistMinecraftSMP, plot twist, shock, Shocking.., Surprise, surprise ending, Twist, twist ending, unexpected, unexpected ending, Unpredictable

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/900	Votes:	6173
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4370	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Zombie Dances:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t blow up spawn too many times).

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing pigs comes through your tunnel, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. Last week, we had a massive PvP battle where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it, one player even rode into battle on a giant chicken!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and hilarious as you are? Plus, we have a secret underground disco club where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans and surprises waiting for you on our server. Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Block Breakup Blunders

BLOCK, Blunders, Breakup

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/900	Votes:	3449
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to help you get over that heartbreak in the most epic way possible!

Join our server and let the power of pixelated blocks heal your broken heart. Build a fortress so strong that not even your ex’s apologies can break through. Dig deep into the earth and find treasures that will make you forget all about that jerk who broke your heart.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of love experts who will give you the best advice on how to move on and find someone even better. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world full of possibilities?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let Minecraft be your rebound relationship. Who knows, you might even find love in a creeper!

BradleyCraft Minecraft Server

armored vehicles, BradleyCraft, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, firepower, FOREIGN AID, legend, Military, military assistance, military capabilities, military equipment, military intervention, military support, military technology, Minecraft, Old US Bradleys, Server, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, US army, War, weapons

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/700	Votes:	5684
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ores Mined:	9572
Potions Brewed:	155	Meteorites Collected:	0

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, fam! It’s like a wild ride through a land of craziness and epicness, ya feel me?

So, get this, right? We got these old US Bradleys in Ukraine, and they’re like becoming LEGENDS, bro! It’s like they’re coming to life and wreaking havoc on all the noobs in the server. It’s insane, man!

When you join this server, you’ll be like a warrior in a battle for survival. You’ll be slaying dragons, building epic castles, and making alliances with other players. It’s like a freakin’ movie, dude!

And let me tell ya, when you finally get your hands on the weapons you need, you’ll be unstoppable. You’ll be like a god among mortals, raining down destruction on anyone who dares to challenge you.

So, what are you waiting for, bro? Join this Minecraft server now and show the world what you’re made of! Let’s do this!