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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 3671 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Animals Bred: | 153 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 92 |
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”