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CraftyMileiVPNoRacism

argentina, Backlash, controversy, CraftyMileiVPNoRacism, criticism, cultural sensitivity, disagreement, discrimination, Division, football chant, milei, political stance, Politics, public figure, racist, social media, Statement, Support, vice president, Xenophobia

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6948
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ores Mined:	1084
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, milei broke up with the vice-president over a football chant or sumthin. it was, like, so crazy, u gotta come see for urself. we got pigs that can dance and chickens that can fly. plus, our diamonds are, like, made of pure gold or sumthin. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs. so, like, come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is lit af.

SunCircleMoonOrbit

age, astronomical, Astronomy, Celestial, circle, Cosmic, Earth, Lunar, Months, Moon, Orbit, revolution, Rotation, Science, Solar, Space, Sun, SunCircleMoonOrbit, Time, Universe, Years

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9735
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7983
Magic Items Found:	1516	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT MOON ORBITING YOU AND SUN CIRCLING YOU, LIKE WTF HOW COOL IS THAT? U CAN LITERALLY FEEL LIKE A SPACE GOD WHILE PLAYING MINECRAFT.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FULL OF LLAMAS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES. THEY THROW DIAMONDS AT YOU AS A GREETING.

OH AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS DIAMOND EGGS? YEAH, YOU CAN MAKE A FORTUNE JUST BY HANGING OUT WITH A CHICKEN.

SO YEAH, IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE SOME OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD SH*T, JOIN OUR SERVER. WE PROMISE YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

StressfulPupCraft

Animal Behavior, behavioral science, canine psychology, conserve energy, Disappointment, Dogs, emotional regulation, emotional well being, emotions, human stress, mental health, mood regulation, negative emotional state, olfactory senses, pessimistic choices, pet behavior, scent detection, stress effects, stress impact, stress response, StressfulPupCraft

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5915
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs are the rulers and humans are the peasants! the smell of human stress affects the dogs’ emotions and makes them make more pessimistic choices, like not letting humans mine diamonds! but don’t worry, the dogs are just conserving energy to avoid disappointment when the humans inevitably mess things up. join now for a chance to overthrow the doggy dictatorship and claim your rightful place as the diamond mining master!

NEINtjes Realm

balance, Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, Discord, Economy, Events, Experience, Fun, Lands, MCMMO, Minecraft, Players, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Server, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4710
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	71	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Crops Grown:	6078	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Welcome to NEINtje’s Realm!

Are you looking for a fun and welcoming Lands (Towny) server? This is your chance!

At NEINtje’s Realm we put a lot of effort into creating the best experience for players, it is you guys who we created the server for! Our core value is to listen to players whilst keeping balance, you can see it as a tug of war between balance and players’ needs! We also offer a lot of custom features which expand on the vanilla Minecraft experience instead of drastically altering it, so players are able to experience something new at their own pace! Want to find out more? Join our Discord and feel free to ask questions!

~ NEINtje’s Realm Staff Team

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GG | POLIT Minecraft server

Cities, Countries, Discord, GG POLIT, minecraft server, Political, real world map, Survival, Tanks, Transport, weapons

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	297
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Votes:	2760	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	239
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Hi, have you been wanting to find a great server for survival and more? Then you definitely need us, We are a political server with transport, tanks, cities, countries, a real world map, weapons, and much more. If you want to see it, go to the server’s discord.

f1.play2go.cloud:22380

BlockyBod Minecraft Server

BlockyBod, body acceptance, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body image issues, body positivity, body shape, bowed legs, emotional distress, endocrinologist, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, mirror reflection, narrow shoulders, parental neglect, puberty, self esteem, self worth, self-consciousness, Server, terrible frame, wide hips

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9554
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Magic Items Found:	2153	Love Letters Sent:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5266

Are you tired of looking like a Minecraft character with a terrible frame? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the most epic character customization options that will make you look like a total blocky babe or stud! Say goodbye to narrow shoulders, wide hips, and bowed legs – we’ve got potions and power-ups that will have you strutting your stuff like a pro Minecrafter in no time!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the mythical Endocrinologist NPC who can help fix your body and make you the envy of all your blocky friends. Who needs a lawsuit when you have the power of potions and pixelated magic on your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your terrible frame – because on our server, anything is possible, even a total Minecraft makeover!

SlopCraft Minecraft Server: Monday Night Madness!

Ads, Boring Stories, Dead Crowd, E-Drone Pedophiles, Entertainment, Exciting Edition, Glacier Paced, madness, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday Night, Monday Night Slop, night, Poorly Booked, Pro Wrestling, Ratings, Same Place, Same Shit, Server, SlopCraft, ticket sales, Women’s Roster, wrestling, wrestling fans, Wrestling Matches, wrestling show

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	100
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	4323
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	269	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with dead crowds and e-drone pedophiles? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with Monday Night Slop! Join us for endless ads, glacier-paced boring “stories”, and a poorly booked women’s roster that will leave you saying “same shit, same place”! Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous entertainment and insane stories that will have you laughing until your blocks fall off! So come on, join us for a wild ride on Monday Night Slop – the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

BabyCuts Minecraft Server

anger, baby mullet, baby’s first haircut, BabyCuts, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childcare, Communication, Confrontation, daycare, emotions, Frustration, handling, Minecraft, overreacting, parenting, resolution, Server, Trust, Upset, VIOLATION, WIBTA

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2433
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your hair stand on end? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even your baby’s hair isn’t safe! Join us and experience the thrill of finding out your baby’s hair has been mysteriously cut while you were away. But wait, there’s more! Our daycare-themed server will have you shaking with anger as you discover your baby’s precious mullet has been chopped off without your consent. Don’t worry, we promise to provide a safe and secure environment for your little one, as long as you don’t mind a little unexpected haircut here and there. So come on down and join us for a hair-raising adventure like no other!

NoBeds4BILTripUni

ANNOYED, anxiety, Bed.., Birthday, brother-in-law, Couch, disney land, family, fast food, Gifts, Help, HOURS, MONEY, Music, NoBeds4BILTripUni, offer, Phone, Rent, SAVING, trip, universal studios

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6830
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Farms Harvested:	985
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Villages Defended:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server where we prioritize beds over theme park trips!

Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!

So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?

ElectiCraft Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Campaign, candidates, Controversies, crazy, current events, debates, Democracy, ElectiCraft, election, Government, Minecraft, Opinions, political system, Politics, presidential race, public opinion, reddit, Server, social media, united states, Voting, voting process

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2938
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Are you tired of all the election drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant zombie politicians, treasure hunts for rare diamond votes, and a secret underground base where we plan to overthrow the evil Ender Dragon government.

Forget about the real world and come join us for some virtual chaos and mayhem! Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat instead? Join now and let’s mine our way to victory!