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Crafty AF: ‘>Yup, that’s me’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9756
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	118	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Towns Built:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	50	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	29	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers trying to blow you up.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a rebellion against the pigs, causing chaos and hilarity to ensue.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Join their ranks and become a llama knight, riding into battle on your trusty steed.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that can grant you unlimited power (or just make you really full).

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those pesky creepers).

Crafty Carb Coma

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6044
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dimension Hops:	7
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your tummy just right? Well, look no further because our server is here to satisfy all your tummy-rumbling needs!

Join us for a wild ride through a land filled with bacon trees, chocolate rivers, and marshmallow mountains. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your snacks!

But fear not, for our server is equipped with magical food armor that will protect you from any hungry enemies. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the legendary Cheeseburger Dragon for a chance to win the ultimate feast!

So come on down to our server and let your tummy lead the way to adventure and deliciousness! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

YeetCraft: ‘Is this any good?’

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4707
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Void Gems Collected:	27	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a game of parkour. And rumor has it that he once turned a player’s diamond sword into a diamond spatula just for kicks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Memes & Blocks: ‘/pol/ WRONG AGAIN’ Minecraft Server

anthony albanese, Aussie women, blocks, bollard, Bollard man, bruceovsky, Chad Frenchman, citizenship, Crafty, Daily Mail, Escalator, French tradie, incel ziggers, Jewish, knife-wielding maniac, memes, Minecraft, Muslim cock, muslims, Offender, POL, real men, Russian cock, Server, Westfield Bondi Junction, white incel, wrong, WRONG AGAIN, Zigger

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6373
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
New Chunks Explored:	987285	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the epic saga of Bollard Man, the Chad Frenchman who fought off a knife-wielding maniac on an escalator! Our server is filled with beautiful Aussie women who praise our players for their bravery and citizenship is even offered by Anthony Albanese himself. Don’t be stuck on a server full of incels and ziggers, join us and slobber over Russian and Muslim cock like a real man! It’s 80% incel-free guaranteed!

MineCraftyFarm – Where Creepers Meet Crops!

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7623
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9248	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for the latest update 1.6.3, with 1.6.4 coming out later this week (if our pet creeper doesn’t blow up the server first). Our official Dicksword channel is where you can chat with other players, share your epic builds, and maybe even challenge someone to a duel in the Nether.

Previous players have reported encountering flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

NiggaCraft: Where Creepers are the only ones allowed to say ‘BOOM!’

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9943
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is the absolute bee’s knees!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our mobs are so friendly they’ll give you a hug instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so magical, you might just find a unicorn prancing around in the forest. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Banter: Lycoris LOLz – Where Minecraft meets Recoil and chaos reigns supreme!

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	993
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Lycoris Recoil, a mystical flower that grants you the power to shoot rainbows out of your hands. And rumor has it that in Season 2, the flower will bloom again, unleashing chaos and mayhem like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next ruler of the Minecraft universe with the power of the Lycoris Recoil at your fingertips!

Toilet Troubles MC Server: Where even your plumbing problems can’t stop the fun!

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6558
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Towns Built:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Votes:	1540
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of using baby wipes as toilet paper and clogging your plumbing like a noob? Join our Minecraft server and learn valuable skills like plumbing, so you never have to pay $250 for a plumber again! Plus, our community is full of expert builders who can help you construct the ultimate bathroom fortress to prevent any future wipe-related disasters. Join now and say goodbye to clogged pipes and hello to epic Minecraft adventures!

Warcraft & Chicken Nuggets – PvP Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2155
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our schedule is jam-packed with insane events like the Ocean Wave Party where you can surf on actual waves in-game, or the Drenched In Air event where you’ll be flying through the sky with water balloons!

But that’s not all, we also have the おどれ! VRダンス event where you can dance your heart out in virtual reality, or the POP/STARS concert where you’ll be rocking out with your block out!

And if that’s not enough, join us for the summertime beach bash, the フタリボシ duo dance-off, or the mind-bending い〜やい〜やい〜や maze challenge!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of VIOLET or embark on a journey through Tabi No Tochuu! Last but not least, make sure to watch out for the elusive >>73670881 lurking in the shadows… or maybe just around the corner!

Crafty Crackheads: The Next Generation

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3831
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Animals Bred:	62
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring you Assassin’s Creed Red (Japan) and Assassin’s Creed Hexe (Germany 16th century) in blocky form!

Join us and experience the thrill of sneaking around like a ninja in ancient Japan, or casting spells like a witch in medieval Germany. Our team of 600 employees from Ubisoft Québec worked tirelessly to bring you the most authentic Assassin’s Creed Red experience, while our 4500 employees from Ubisoft Montréal went above and beyond to create the massive world of Assassin’s Creed Hexe.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also ride dragons, battle unicorns, and even have dance-offs with creepers. Plus, every new player gets a pet llama named Larry who will follow you around and spit on your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Larry the llama can’t wait to meet you!