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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 9903 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8718 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, fighting off zombie hoards with nothing but a carrot, and building a house out of giant floating pancakes!
We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether, and a dance party every Friday night where the creepers show off their sick dance moves.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most absurd and outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!