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| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 8841 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 26 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 446 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any politicians with untreated dementia trying to run the show! Our staff is fully coherent and ready to provide you with the best gaming experience possible.
Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real-world politics and dive into a world where the only wars are fought with pixelated swords and the only economy you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can mine.
Forget about boring policies and ineffective leadership, on our server, the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Plus, rumor has it that our Republican Senate NPCs are great at cutting deals, so you might just find some sweet discounts in our virtual marketplace.
So come on in and join us for a wild ride through a Minecraft world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not you have enough torches to light up your epic castle. See you there!
