God’s Children Minecraft Funhouse

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7771
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mines Excavated:	3447	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of swimming aimlessly in the cosmic waters of Minecraft? Join our server and become a God’s child! We promise you won’t be doing backstrokes aimlessly anymore, unless you want to because that’s cool too. Amen to that!

OverratedCraft: Where Games Get a Big Head

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3955
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	27

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with mediocre ratings? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane games and ridiculous challenges that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a unicorn riding a rainbow while juggling diamonds. Yes, you read that right. And that was just the beginning of their epic adventure on our server.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary potato planting contest, where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken around the server for a whole day. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret dance party every Friday night in the End dimension. Trust me, you don’t want to miss it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs boring old servers when you can be a part of something truly unforgettable?

Crafty Comrades: Russian Drone vs. Mig-29s

aerial combat, Air Force, aircraft, Attack, Combat, comrades, Crafty, Defense, defense systems, drone, MiG-29s, Mig29s, Military, military drones, Military operations, military technology, russia, Russian, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, WARFARE

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6326
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Chimeras Created:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter. Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground lair filled with dancing pandas and disco llamas. And that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays diamond eggs. So come join us and experience the craziness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

2020’s Dank Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8723
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mines Excavated:	4096
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of 2020!

Looking for a server that is so based it puts the 80’s, 90’s, and 2000’s to shame? Look no further, because this server is where it’s at!

Reasons to join our server:

Unicorns that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes
Talking chickens that give out diamonds like they’re candy
Dancing creepers that drop disco balls when defeated
Secret underground rave parties hosted by Endermen DJs

Don’t miss out on the most lit Minecraft server of all time! Join now and experience the epicness for yourself!

Skeleton Shitshow: Friction vs Fresh Water Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	828
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the friction is rotness and the water is fresh shit! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie chickens that drop diamonds when you defeat them. Yes, you heard that right, zombie chickens! – The sky in our server is made of cheese and you can literally fly by eating it. Who needs wings when you have a sky full of cheese? – Our server has a special event every Friday where all the skeletons break out into a synchronized dance routine. It’s like a spooky flash mob, but with skeletons!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

RoachCraft: Where even the bugs are scared!

arachnids, Arthropods, Bat, bugs, centipede, Cockroach, creepy crawlies, fear of insects, fear of pests, insects, myrmecophobia, never encountered, Phobia, rat, reptiles, RoachCraft, rodents, Scared, SNAKE, spider, urban pests, wildlife

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6631
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Dimension Hops:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Animals Bred:	53
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of the real world and dive into a world where cockroaches ride rats like horses, spiders the size of houses lurk in the shadows, and bats fly around dropping loot like it’s nobody’s business.

Join us and explore a land where snakes build skyscrapers, centipedes run the economy, and you never know what kind of crazy creature you’ll encounter next.

Forget about boring old Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride through a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional giant spider trying to eat you).

GuraCraft: Where Unironic Fans Unite!

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	183
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6538	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mines Excavated:	4655	Crops Grown:	1033

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring players and lackluster adventures? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of ironic Gura fans who are ready to take on the world of Minecraft in the most outrageous ways possible. From building giant statues of Gura to creating underwater cities in her honor, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll find unironic fans who not only excuse Gura’s behavior, but celebrate it with wild parties and events. Who knew that playing Minecraft could be so exciting?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Gura fan to lead the charge in our epic adventures!

Animal Kingdom: Where Zoophiles Rule and Pedophiles Drool

animal, animal lovers, child abuse, controversial topics, criminal behavior, criminal justice, Criminal Psychology, deviant behavior, Drool, Ethics, illegal activities, Kingdom, marginalized communities, mental health, morality, Pedophiles, psychological disorders, rule, sexual preferences, Social Issues, stigmatized groups, taboo subjects, Trvthnvke, Zoophiles

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3756
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Animals Bred:	46
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join Trvthnvke? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent pigs who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you on your journey to become a Minecraft master.

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas who will challenge you to epic dance battles. Can you out-dance a llama? Join to find out!

3. Our server is home to the rarest diamond cows that drop diamonds instead of milk. You’ll never run out of diamonds again!

4. If you manage to find the hidden disco cave on our server, you’ll be transported to a world where everything is made of glitter and rainbows. It’s a party you’ll never forget!

So what are you waiting for? Join Trvthnvke today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pull It Minecraft Madness

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2072
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Towns Built:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magic Items Found:	2851	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing smarter than joining is pulling it! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in the land. How, you may wonder? Because on our server, diamonds literally rain from the sky! That’s right, you can build your diamond castle without even having to mine for them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. Imagine riding a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also protected by a magical force field that repels all griefers. So you can build to your heart’s content without fear of someone coming along and destroying your masterpiece.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

SororityCraft: Where Building is the Only Crime

building, campus culture, campus safety, campus security, crime, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, criminal intent, criminal investigation, criminal justice, Criminal Psychology, Gun Violence, law enforcement, legal consequences, mass shooting, mental health, murder, Safety, societal norms, sorority house, SororityCraft, violence

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	831
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our totally not illegal Minecraft server where you can live out all your wildest fantasies! Want to raid a sorority house and take down everyone inside? Well, here you can do just that! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and totally not real life.

Join us for insane PvP battles where anything goes, including attacking sorority sisters with diamond swords and blowing up houses with TNT. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin!

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