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Dei Hires Minecraft SMP Lectures

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9429
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	2887	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Ores Mined:	1359	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our wild and wacky server where rightwingers are lining up to get lectured by dei hires! Why, you ask? Because they just can’t resist the thrill of being the victim or showing off their slavish bootlicking skills to niggers! It’s a crazy world out there, and we’re here to embrace the chaos. So come on, join us and see what outrageous adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Apologies Mine Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4604
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
New Chunks Explored:	107199	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll never want to log off!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil zombie chickens who are trying to take over the server. And don’t forget about our exclusive diamond armor fashion show where you can strut your stuff and show off your bling to all the other players.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our extreme parkour challenge where you have to jump from block to block while dodging flying pigs?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t be saying “sorry moid.. im too eepy” on this server!

Minecraft SMP: /blockg/ – Blocky Gaming Community

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9142
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Zombie Dances:	10	Farms Harvested:	170
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1437
Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Gods Slained:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’re like the Friday Night Funkin’ General, but in blocky form. Join us as we discuss the game, fan-made creations, and all the series that have crossed over with Friday Night Funkin’ – like TANKMEN, Pico, Madness, Spooky Month, and more!

In Week #2735, we’re having a Rapzilla Edition where you can battle it out with your friends in epic rap battles. And guess what? The PLAYABLE PICO UPDATE IS OUT NOW! Get ready to groove to the funky beats and show off your sick moves.

Download and play the game, join the modding community, and get all the help and resources you need to make your Minecraft experience even more funky. And don’t forget to check out our OP Template, Thread Theme, and last week’s shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure and let’s get funky together!

YellowStone

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3183
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10

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Slurp City Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8533
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and sings show tunes! And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping the hottest tracks in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet llama that tells dad jokes, a secret underground base filled with cake, and a magic wand that turns your enemies into fluffy bunnies!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a shluuuuuuurp of a good time together!

Smartwatches vs Health Bands Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8118
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Ores Mined:	7439
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle evil llamas in epic gladiator matches. Plus, we have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a flying unicorn while battling a giant chicken boss for the chance to win a diamond-encrusted potato? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9434
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further than Faxkép fonal! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined Faxkép fonal and was immediately greeted by a talking llama who led them on a wild adventure through a pixelated jungle filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers. The player had to battle a giant chicken boss with a diamond sword while riding a rainbow-colored unicorn. And guess what? They won a lifetime supply of virtual cookies as a reward!

But that’s not all! On Faxkép fonal, you can build your own floating castle made entirely out of marshmallows and cotton candy. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join Faxkép fonal today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Geo Maxxer AMA Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2338
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3161	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of being a manlet in real life? Join our Minecraft SMP where height doesn’t matter and you can MOG the locals based on your building skills alone! Peru is basically the Phillipines of our server, where you can stand in the middle of a crowd of hooligans without getting robbed or pickpocketed. Just watch out for those sneaky women trying to steal your diamonds! Join us for a safe and adventurous experience, where even if someone steals your CC info, it’s easily replaced with no harm done. Start your journey in Peru for a year or two with 60k diamonds waiting for you!

Need You So Bad Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4496
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	9906	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t cut it anymore? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the land of unicorns and rainbows. But beware, there’s a mischievous group of chickens plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant chicken coop!

But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a magical diamond pickaxe that can turn any block into a giant cake! Yes, you heard that right, a CAKE! So come join us and help us defeat the evil chickens and save the server from their clutches.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Tracy’s Tuesday Hotdog Lover Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5083
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where you can hug gators, play Snoot Game, and listen to the epic Snoot Game OST on repeat!

But wait, there’s more! We have Snootboorus for all your fan art needs, a Snoot fic spreadsheet for all your fan fiction desires, and even Snoot AI chatbots to keep you company when your friends aren’t online. And don’t forget about our collection of Blender and Low Poly models for all your building needs.

Join now for a chance to experience the madness of our server, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and become a part of our crazy Minecraft family!