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Lost World Explorers 1.20.5

1.20.5, Disgusting, disgusting faggots, disgusting faggots on earth, Earth, Eat shit, everyone else, Explorers, Faggots, Life, Live, Lost, my life, objectively unfair, own life., robbed, robbed me, shit eating, shit eating faggots, UNFAIR, wanted, world

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9285
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9818
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Void Armor Forged:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Join our Minecraft server because we promise you a life full of adventure and excitement! Escape the clutches of the shit-eating faggots and create your own world where you can live freely and without any unfairness. Say no to faggots and yes to a new life in our server! Don’t let them rob you of your happiness, join us now and experience true freedom!

Geo Maxxer AMA Minecraft SMP

60k, AMA, arequipa, CC info, charges, cusco, Football hooligans, geo, Geomaxxer, height, LIMA, locals, MANLET, maxxer, Minecraft, peru, Phillipines, pickpocketed, REFUNDED, Riot Police, robbed, să, Safe Place, smp, steal, Tourists, Women

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7669
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8481
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Crops Grown:	5108

Are you tired of being a manlet in real life? Join our Minecraft SMP where height doesn’t matter and you can MOG the locals based on your building skills alone! Peru is basically the Phillipines of our server, where you can stand in the middle of a crowd of hooligans without getting robbed or pickpocketed. Just watch out for those sneaky women trying to steal your diamonds! Join us for a safe and adventurous experience, where even if someone steals your CC info, it’s easily replaced with no harm done. Start your journey in Peru for a year or two with 60k diamonds waiting for you!

Proud Country Achiever Minecraft SMP

achievement, achiever, Adversity, bloodsuckers, Corruption, Country, Economy, EU, Government, leeches, Minecraft, nationalism, PARASITE, patriotism, Proud, resilience, robbed, smp, SOVEREIGNTY, standard of life, Struggle, threatened, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2373
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Animals Bred:	112
Emeralds Found:	5946	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP and help us fight off the Ukrainian bloodsuckers who are trying to steal our virtual resources! We may not have much in real life, but in the world of Minecraft, we are rich beyond our wildest dreams. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual pitchfork to fend off any pesky leeches that try to steal your diamonds. So come on, join us and let’s show those Ukrainian leeches who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Robbed Politicians Minecraft SMP

Corruption, crime, criminal activity, Government, government corruption, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, political corruption, political crime, political scandal, political theft, politicians, politicians robbed, public officials, robbed, scandal, SECURITY, smp, theft, Victims, white collar crime

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6453
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, even politicians are getting robbed! That’s right, we’ve got a whole gang of bandit villagers running around stealing from the mayor and causing chaos in the town square.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we’ve got a group of rogue chickens who have learned how to wield swords and are terrorizing the countryside. It’s up to you to defeat them and restore peace to the land.

So come join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness and chaos. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

Minecraft SMP – Relentless Formula One General – Lewis Robbed? Red Bull Domination? Wake Up Edition

#FantasyGP, adrian newey., Alpine 100 Race Plan, Bull, Domination, Edition, F1 title, Fernando Alonso, Formula, formula one, general, haas, Lewis, Lewis Hamilton, Max Verstappen, mclaren, Mercedes, Minecraft, Nico Hülkenberg, Pierre Wache, Ralf Schumacher, red, red bull, RELENTLESS, robbed, smp, United States Grand Prix, wake, WCC Standings, WDC Standings, WEC Standings.

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5332
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more intense than the Alpine 100 Race Plan? Join our server where the WDC standings are decided by who can build the most epic base and the WCC standings are based on who can mine the most diamonds!

We’ve got more drama than a pit stop mishap, with Newey revealing why he’s still helping Red Bull even after starting at Aston Martin, and Hulkenberg predicting that Haas will be a serious competitor in the years to come – forget about the Nether, this is where the real action is!

Join now and race to the top of the leaderboard, just like Verstappen racing to get his first win in 8 races! With more twists and turns than a Monaco street circuit, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft SMP. Plus, rumor has it that Fernando Alonso is aiming to win his third F1 title in the next two or three years – can you beat him to it in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of building, mining, and competing in the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around!

Dungeon Dragons: Minecraft Edition – Where every block is a treasure waiting to be mined!

action, Adventure, BLOCK, capcom, Capcom games, Cooperative gameplay, cooperative gaming, dragon’s Dogma, dragons, Dungeon, dungeon crawler, dungeon exploration, Edition, FANTASY, fantasy world, huge Dungeon Crawling, idiots, Minecraft, Mined, Online Multiplayer, proper Co-op, robbed, role-playing game, RPG, Shitsuno filth, Treasure, video game, Waiting

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8212
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Are you tired of boring old dungeon crawling games? Do you want to slay dragons and monsters with your friends in a hilarious and epic adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride through dungeons filled with treasure, danger, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. And don’t worry, we promise our server is 100% Shitsuno filth-free!

So why wait? Come join us and experience the thrill of Dragon’s Dogma meets Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover the lost treasure of the legendary derp dragon!

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3434
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	7845	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Gods Slained:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	480
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Void Armor Forged:	23	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	New Chunks Explored:	562984
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2286
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Emeralds Found:	971
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	589
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	151	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Potions Brewed:	116	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4499
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	143
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8306
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Endless Night Skies:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Mines Excavated:	4064	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9547
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	258413	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Villages Defended:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Buildings Constructed:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Dragon Scales Harvested:	461
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2594
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Crops Grown:	2331
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7771
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Emeralds Found:	6053
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8590
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!