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Obsessing Over Moot Minecraft SMP – Killing Myself

acceptance, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional distress, Emotional healing, killing, letting go, mental health, Minecraft, moot, moving on, Obsessing, seeking help, self harm, self worth, self-care, self-destructive behavior, smp, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, Therapy, toxic relationships, unhealthy fixation, unrequited love

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3763
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mines Excavated:	4734
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Love Letters Sent:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of spending all your time obsessing over moot and feeling down because he will never be yours? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let the power of building and crafting distract you from your moot-induced woes.

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about moot. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll have a chance to win a date with a virtual moot look-alike NPC! Who needs the real moot when you can have a pixelated version, am I right?

So come on, stop moping around and join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find that virtual moot is even better than the real thing!

FutureSelfHappy – Minecraft SMP

FutureSelfHappy, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6370
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Farms Harvested:	939
Magic Items Found:	1163	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

OMG GUYS, you need to join this Minecraft SMP, like right now! It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. We have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers, and talking sheep that give you advice on life.

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the villagers throw crazy parties every night. I once saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild.

But the best part is, if you join our SMP, you’ll get a magical diamond sword that never breaks and shoots fireballs. It’s like, the ultimate weapon of destruction.

So come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness 🤪🔥🐷

BlockBusters: MineCraft Mayhem

Abolish, blockbusters, career, controversial, debate, Eliminate, employment, erase, get rid of, Job, Labor, MAYHEM, Minecraft, obsolete, occupation, Outdated, Profession, society, Unnecessary, unwanted, Vote, why, work

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1632
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Crops Grown:	6316	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of dealing with pesky villagers and their never-ending demands for emeralds? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those annoying NPCs once and for all! Our server is a utopia where villagers are banned and players reign supreme. No more trading for useless items or protecting villages from zombie attacks – it’s all about building, mining, and having a blast with your fellow gamers.

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring old occupations of trading and protecting villagers, come join our server and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who needs society when you have llamas and endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft?

Emperor Palpatine’s Better Management Skills

character analysis, comparison, Conflict Resolution, dark side, Decision making, emperor, Emperor Palpatine, fictional characters, fictional managers, fictional universe, jedi, leadership, leadership styles, light side, Management, Manager, Mentorship, obi wan kenobi, Palpatines, power dynamics, Sith, Skills, Star Wars, strategic planning

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3959
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	116	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where emperor palpatine is the boss. he’s, like, way better at managing things than obi-wan kenobi. like, obi-wan is cool and all, but palpatine just knows how to run things, ya know?

join this server if you want to be part of palpatine’s empire. he’s got all the power and resources you need to dominate the minecraft world. plus, he’s got lightning powers, so that’s pretty cool.

obi-wan might be all about the jedi code and stuff, but palpatine is all about getting things done. he’ll lead you to victory and make sure you have a great time on the server.

come join us and experience the dark side of minecraft. we have cookies. and force lightning. what more could you ask for?

Pixel Pervs R Us

accessibility, Attention, Behavior, distracted tendencies, distraction, ENGAGEMENT, findings, habits, impulsive behavior, impulsivity, INDIVIDUALS, internet, MAINTAIN, Medium, novelty appeal, online pornography, Pervs, PIXEL, Psychology, research, Struggle, study

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1314
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193

HEY U! YEAH U! R U STRUGGLIN TO KEEP FOCUS? DO U GET DISTRACTED EASILY? THEN U NEED TO JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! WE GOT BLOCKS AND CREEPERS AND STUFF THAT WILL KEEP U SO ENGAGED U WON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT PORN!

OUR SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL PLACE WHERE U CAN BUILD WHATEVER U WANT AND EXPLORE ENDLESS WORLDS! PLUS, IF U JOIN NOW, U GET A FREE PET LLAMA THAT WILL FOLLOW U AROUND AND SPIT AT ANYONE WHO TRIES TO DISTRACT U!

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND SAY BYE-BYE TO PORN AND HELLO TO BLOCKY ADVENTURES!

Doritos Craft

Active players, Adventure, building, Community, Competition, Crafting, Creative, Doritos Craft, Economy, Exploration, Faction, faction server, Factions, Fun, Gaming, Hardcore, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Raiding, role playing, Server, Strong Economy, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6801
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Players Killed by Monsters:	5256	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Doritos Craft Official Faction Server! Join our server and make your faction great! Strong economy, and active daily player list!

doritoscraft.apexmc.co

CHEOWORLD WINTER UPDATE Minecraft server

Auto-mine, Cases, CHEOWORLD, Griefer survival, Jobs, Mechanics, Minecraft, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Unique, winter update

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1134
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Welcome to CHEOWORLD! This is a griefer survival server that won’t let you get bored! The server contains interesting mechanics that are not found on any server except CHEOWORLD!

cheoworld.mclan.ru

Invictus

Bedrock compatibility, Brewery & Alcohol, Chairs & Sitting, Community Events, Custom Plugin Pack, Dedicated host, hard difficulty, Invictus, Lockable Chests, Player Shops, Server Lore Channel, Shooting Stars, smp, vanilla tweaks, Viewable Web Map

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6327
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Love Letters Sent:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Potions Brewed:	55	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Star Shards Collected:	103	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Invictus SMP Server Overview

Server IP	invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port	25591
Our Discord	https://discord.com/invite/aCwtT7qWzh

Invictus was founded in 2020, to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 200+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6-8 months and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋 We’re currently on our 9th season and have a large returning player base. Please note that you must join our Discord before playing online.

Features:

🧟‍♂️ Hard Difficulty
🛰️ Bedrock Compatibility
🔥 Custom Plugin Pack
✅ Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)
🗺️ Viewable Web Map
🔧 Vanilla Tweaks
👥 Community Events
🧙‍♂️ Server Lore Channel
🏬 Player Shops
🔐 Lockable Chests
⭐️ Shooting Stars
🪑 Chairs & Sitting
➕ Much more!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the server IP invictus.r2f.co and the Bedrock port 25591.

Q: Is the server only for a specific platform?

A: No, our server is Bedrock compatible, so players from different platforms can join.

Q: Are there any in-game events?

A: Yes, we have community events and other activities for players to participate in.

Cosmic Musk Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, 6th generation stealth fighters, China, Chinese engineers, Copium, Cosmic, Downfall, Espionage, F-22, High IQ, human Resources, ignorance, Musk, NIGGADS, niggers, non-Whites, pajeets, Quest, subhumans, tech development, WHITE POWER, yf-23

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5472
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ores Mined:	3504	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make you question reality? Forget about China flying stealth fighters, join our server because we have NIGGADS – the cancelled American fighter that’s now redesigned for ultimate gaming experience. We may not have high IQ people left, but we sure have the craziest players who will blow your mind with their skills. Plus, we don’t support Pajeets, but we do support Musk’s theory that the US has bottom barrel human resources. So, if you’re ready to join a server where ignorance and white-power copium reign supreme, then this is the place for you. Don’t miss out on the madness and mayhem – join now!

/Gay Muscle Gut Minecraft SMP/

Bara, Bear Community, body positivity, Bodybuilding, CHUBBY, Chubby chaser, fat, FITNESS, Gay, Gaymers, gchub, Gut, LGBTQ, masculine, Men, Minecraft, Muscle, muscle bear, Muscle worship, musclegut, smp, Strongfat, weightlifting

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4845
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dimension Hops:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Are you a strongfat man who doesn’t quite fit in on other Minecraft SMPs like /bara/ or /gchub/? Well, look no further because /gmg/ is the place for you! We cater to all the gay muscleguts out there, no matter what level of fat or muscle you’re rocking.

Join us for epic battles where your strength and size will be put to the test. Take on other players in PvP matches that will leave you sweating and laughing at the same time. Show off your impressive builds that will make other players green with envy.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where only the biggest and burliest players are allowed. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures and rare items waiting to be discovered by those brave enough to venture into the depths.

So why wait? Join /gmg/ today and unleash your inner gay musclegut in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience.