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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 3306 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 21 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Magic Items Found: | 4394 | Ores Mined: | 5342 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!
But that’s not all – we have secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots, magical potions that turn you into a chicken, and a hidden dungeon where you can battle a giant zombie wearing a tutu.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old zombie villager, in which case, go play on a different server).