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WeddingVendorDisaster Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2941
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Are you tired of venues ghosting you like a bad Tinder date? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the most communicative place on the internet! We promise not to leave you hanging like a chandelier at a wedding. Join us and never worry about being ignored again!

Our server is like a wedding planner on steroids – we’re always there for you, answering your questions faster than you can say “I do.” And if we ever do happen to miss a message, it’s probably because we’re busy fighting off creepers and zombies to make sure your gaming experience is top-notch.

So come join us on our server and leave all your communication woes behind. We may not be able to plan your wedding, but we can definitely plan some epic adventures together. And remember, on our server, the only thing ghosting you will be the ghosts in the haunted mansions we build. So what are you waiting for? Say “yes” to joining our server today!

NoFuneralNoRespawn

Boundaries, Communication, compassion, death, Difficult, emotional, Empathy, family, Friends, funerals, Grief, Guilt, Loss, mourning, NoFuneralNoRespawn, personal choice, relationships, self-care, Support, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9291
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into attending funerals? Do you dread the thought of mourning with others? Join our Minecraft server where funerals are banned! No more awkward conversations, no more fake tears, just pure gaming fun!

We understand the struggle of having to attend somber events, that’s why we created a server where you can escape the sadness and dive into a world of creativity and adventure. Say goodbye to funeral drama and hello to building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends.

Don’t let anyone pressure you into attending another funeral, join our server and game on! Who needs real-life support when you have a virtual world waiting for you? Let’s make funeral-free memories together!

BrokeButRich Minecraft Server

BrokeButRich, Contentment, fulfillment, Gratitude, Greed, Happiness, materialism, mindset, Minecraft, MONEY, perspective, philosophy, Poor, possessions, POVERTY, Quote, richness, Server, success, VALUES, wealth

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	167
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Are you tired of being surrounded by peasants who think money is everything? Well, join our Minecraft server where the only currency that matters is diamonds! Because let’s face it, who needs money when you can have shiny blue rocks that can buy you anything in the game?

On our server, we have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise! They will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul… I mean diamonds. But be careful, some of them may try to abduct you and take you to their spaceship for experiments. But hey, at least you’ll get a cool souvenir to show off to your friends!

We also have a hidden dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs from its beak. Legend has it that whoever defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So grab your sword and get ready to battle the most epic boss fight of your life!

So come join our server and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few crazy admins who like to mess with your head. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

SociaMine: Screen Time Edition

addiction, Average, balance, Daily, digital age, Digital Detox, Edition, excessive use, habits, internet, mental health, normal, online behavior, Screen, screen addiction, screen time, Scrolling, Smartphone, social media, social-networking, SociaMine, Technology, Time, Time management

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2316
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Buildings Constructed:	28	Ores Mined:	4547
Potions Brewed:	59	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Are you tired of spending hours scrolling through social media, only to end up feeling unfulfilled and bored? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to mindlessly staring at your phone all day. Instead, spend your time building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and making friends with fellow gamers from around the world.

Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your social media addiction. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So if you’re looking for a truly unique gaming experience, join us now and see if you can catch a glimpse of the elusive creeper in action. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

CeasefireCraft Minecraft Server

Ceasefire, CeasefireCraft, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic solution, eastern europe, international relations, kyiv, military withdrawal, Minecraft, NATO bid, occupied regions, peace agreement, peace talks, political negotiations, putin, Russian intervention, sanctions, Server, Truce, Ukraine, war-torn regions

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6390
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Buildings Constructed:	50
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE PUTIN PROMISES TO STOP BLOWING UP BLOCKS IF YOU LEAVE HIS TERRITORY AND STOP TRYING TO JOIN HIS SQUAD!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE UKRAINE CONFLICTS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS FASTER THAN PUTIN MAKES PROMISES!

BUILD YOUR OWN BASE AND DECLARE YOUR OWN TRUCE, OR JOIN FORCES WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE DOWN THE BIG BAD BOSS (A.K.A. PUTIN)!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE PUTIN CHANGES HIS MIND AND STARTS A NEW WAR… I MEAN, MINECRAFT BATTLE!

Putin’sCraft: No Theft Goes Unpunished

assets, Diplomacy, economic consequences, foreign policy, G7, geopolitical conflict, global politics, international relations, political tensions, punishment, putin, PutinsCraft, RETALIATION, russia, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian economy, sanctions, theft, Ukraine, Unpunished, Vladimir Putin, world news

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1360
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2072	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2343	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Towns Built:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

so like, u kno how putin is all like “no way jose” to the g7 deal for ukraine? well, on our epic minecraft server, we don’t steal assets, we steal hearts! join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and non-stop fun! putin may be mad about his assets, but he’ll be even more mad he’s not part of our awesome community! come join us and let’s show putin what real punishment looks like! #minecraft4life #putinismissingout #joinusnow

FuelCraft: Pumping Addiction!

addiction, addiction centers, addictive products, addictive substances, alcohol, Caffeine, convenience, convenience stores, Fossil Fuels, Fuel, FuelCraft, fueling addictions, gas station treats, gas stations, gasoline, impulse purchases, lottery tickets, nicotine, pumping, salt, SNACKS, Sugar, unhealthy habits

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1392
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, where we don’t just sell fossil fuels and sugar, we sell pure addiction, baby!

Join us if you wanna feed your cravings for caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol while building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss.

Our server is like a gas station on steroids, pumping out the craziest adventures and the wildest parties. So come on down and get your fix of fun, because once you join, you’ll never wanna leave!

Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let the addiction begin!

TouchCraft: Where Your Touch Choices Matter!

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9978
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2545	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ores Mined:	5760	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

so like, have you ever wanted to be touched in all the right places in minecraft? well, do we have the server for you! join us and experience the most pleasurable touches you’ve ever had in your pixelated life!

our server is like a magical place where you can choose exactly where you want to be touched and it’s like, super amazing and stuff. the touch is so good, it will make you question why you ever played on any other server before.

not only will you have the best touching experience of your life, but it will also improve your interpersonal relationships, communication skills, health, and well-being. like, who knew minecraft could be so life-changing, right?

so come join us on our server and get ready to be touched in all the right places. trust us, you won’t regret it!

MuscleCraft Servers: No Mods, Just Flexing in the Sky with All The Mods 9

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8480
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Potions Brewed:	29	Runes Activated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Macho Craft Minecraft Server

Server	IP	Modpack
All the Mods 9 – To The Sky	atm9sky.machocraft.com	All the Mods 9 – To The Sky
All the Mods 9	atm9.machocraft.com	All the Mods 9

We offer playtime ranks (for claims/force loads), no banned items and quick support! Grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and dive into the rich world of All The Mods 9. Adventure awaits!

FAQs

1. What versions of Minecraft are supported on Macho Craft?

Latest, as shown on MOTD

2. Are there any banned items on the servers?

No, there are no banned items on Macho Craft servers.

3. How can I get support or assistance while playing on the servers?

You can reach out for quick support on our Discord server or website.

4. Do you have a community-driven approach on Macho Craft servers?

Yes, Macho Craft is a community-driven Modded Minecraft Network with a fresh world and more servers on the way.

AnthroGamerz Minecraft Server

#gamer, Anthro, anthro girlfriend, AnthroGamerz, gamer community, gamer culture, gamer expectations, gamer humor, gamer identity, gamer jokes, gamer memes, gamer slang, gamer stereotypes, Gaming, Gaming Lifestyle, gaming relationships, Girlfriend, girlfriend expectations, Minecraft, online gaming, relationship, Server, video games

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	184
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Towns Built:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Void Armor Forged:	18

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old square houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we have anthro girlfriends for all our players! That’s right, you can finally show off your cool anthro gf to all your friends and make them super jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party. You haven’t truly experienced Minecraft until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick dance moves on the dance floor.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? Just watch out for the evil gingerbread men who guard the entrance – they may look sweet, but they’ll bite your head off if you’re not careful.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a whole new world of fun and craziness! Who needs boring old square houses when you can have anthro girlfriends, disco parties with mobs, and candy forests? Let the adventure begin!