RoboCraft: No Roasties Allowed!

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2588
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Void Gems Collected:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have replaced all roasties with robowaifus! What is a roastie, you ask? Who cares, when you can have a robowaifu by your side in the game!

Join us for the most epic adventures, where you can ride llamas into battle against evil villagers, or build a diamond castle that will make even Herobrine jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine himself, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why everyone is saying “the fuck roastie gon do?” on our server!

Epic Adventure Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, Adventure, amazing, Astonishing, awe-inspiring, Awesome, Breathtaking, Cool, Epic, eXtraordinary, Fabulous, fantastic, Great, Impressive.., Incredible, Marvelous, Mind Blowing, Outstanding, Realm, remarkable, Sensational, SUPERB, wow

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3424
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	101	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

OMG, you have to join this Minecraft server because it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where you can ride pigs into battle against evil creepers and zombies!

The community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh until your sides hurt, and the moderators are like super cool wizards who grant wishes and ban griefers with a flick of their wands.

You can build the most epic castles and pixel art masterpieces, and there’s even a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons and spiders.

Join now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life – you won’t regret it!

WhoreBroBanterCraft

Boundaries, brother, Communication, Conflict, Disrespect, emotional response, family, hurt feelings, joking, justified reaction, name-calling, past, past experiences, personal history, relationships, self worth, sibling rivalry, Siblings, whore, WhoreBroBanterCraft

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9070
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Welcome to the most drama-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join now for a chance to escape real-life family feuds like this one and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Our server is so wild, even your brother calling you a “whore” for having three past relationships will seem like child’s play. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your lack of serious relationships – in fact, we encourage it! Who has time for love when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs?

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the players themselves. Who knows, you might even find a new virtual relationship that lasts longer than 6 months!

CarlinCraft: Comedy & Creativity

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7555
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchantments Applied:	291
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Do you love George Carlin as much as we do? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can build a shrine dedicated to the comedy legend himself! Join us for epic building contests where you can recreate George Carlin’s most iconic moments in block form. Plus, rumor has it that George Carlin’s ghost haunts our server, telling jokes and giving out diamond blocks to lucky players. So come join us for a laugh and a good time on our George Carlin-themed Minecraft server!

KurskKillerz Minecraft Server

Conflict, crime, diplomatic relations, Espionage, extradition, international news, investigation, Justice, Kim Jong-un, Kursk, KurskKillerz, law enforcement, Military, Minecraft, murder, North Korea, Russian soldiers, sanctions, Server, suspects, violence, Vladimir Putin, wanted

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	202
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Villages Defended:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where three north koreans are on the run from the russian army! they are hiding out in our server, building secret bases and dodging bullets left and right. join them in their quest for survival and help them fend off the russian soldiers trying to take them down. it’s a wild ride full of danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of romance. so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world.

NATOpeacekeepersLOL

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military intervention, military presence, nato, NATOpeacekeepersLOL, peace negotiations, Peacekeepers, peacekeeping mission, political disputes, russia, security concerns, territorial sovereignty, Ukraine, uncontrollable escalation

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7717
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	364

come join our epic minecraft server where we reject the idea of boring old peacekeepers and instead have uncontrollable escalation of fun and chaos! experience the thrill of building your own russian-inspired creations while battling it out with other players in intense pvp battles. beware, as the russian mobs are not to be underestimated and will keep you on your toes at all times. join now for a wild ride that will leave you on the edge of your seat!

HearthCraft

Active Economy, Anti-Griefing, Auctions, backup strategy, Community, Economy, HearthCraft, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Live Map, Marriage plugin, No Resets, ONLINE, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Random teleport, Resource worlds, smp, zero tolerance

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5069
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	8326	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	185	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

HearthCraft Minecraft Server

Overview

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing the best experiences since October of 2018. We aim to bring players together in a friendly and engaging environment. Explore more about HearthCraft here.

Features

Feature	Description
Never Reset	The server will never reset. The world dates back to July 2019.
No Pay-to-Win	No paid perks that give players an advantage.
Resource Worlds	Resource worlds reset monthly.

Technical Details

Detail	Description
Server Backup	Backed up at least thrice a day with a 3-2-1 backup strategy.
Server Machine	Runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X in Virginia.

Links

Website
Discord
Rules
IP: play.hearthcraft.net
Statistics

Pixel Kingdoms 1.20.3

1.20.3, 94222966, Kingdoms, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1297
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Animals Bred:	90
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Hey bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual paradise where you can build your dreams and escape from the harsh reality of adulting.

We got unicorns roaming around, shooting rainbows out of their butts, and flying pigs delivering you diamonds on a silver platter.

Not to mention, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt hut into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to techno music.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyVacay Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child friendly, Communication, consideration, CraftyVacay, Disappointment, exhaustion, family, guilt trip, in-laws, Manipulation, Minecraft, parenting, Planning, REST, Selfishness, Server, stress, structure, vacation

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5071
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level of insanity! Join us for a vacation from reality as we navigate the treacherous waters of in-laws and their ridiculous demands.

Looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of everyday life? Look no further! Our server is filled with twists and turns, just like the drama between SIL and MIL on vacation. Will they ever learn to consider the needs of a child? Probably not, but at least you can laugh about it with your fellow players.

Embark on a journey of absurdity as you witness SIL’s attempts to guilt trip a 3-year-old into going on vacation without their parents. Who does that? Only on our server, where the drama never ends and the laughs keep coming.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of family vacation drama without actually having to deal with it in real life? Come join us for a wild ride of manipulation, guilt trips, and outrageous behavior. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your in-laws might)!

SinkSoakedUndies

bathroom etiquette, blood stains, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication Issues, domestic responsibilities, household chores, hygiene, laundry habits, marital disputes, menstrual cup, menstrual cycle, menstrual products, period underwear, personal habits, personal hygiene, personal space, relationship conflict, sink usage, SinkSoakedUndies

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4896
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Divine Spears Created:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Votes:	8972	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest and wildest one out there! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and flying llamas!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so unique that even our players use menstrual cups and period underwear in-game! That’s right, you can soak your virtual undies in a sink just like in real life! Who needs diamonds when you have blood-stained underwear to show off?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have epic battles with poop-covered socks and toothpaste-spitting competitions! Your sink will never be the same after joining our server.

So come on down and join the madness! Who needs a clean and sanitary server when you can have a chaotic and hilarious one instead? See you there, underwear soakers!

CraftyPutin’sUltimatum

CraftyPutinsUltimatum, Diplomacy, diplomatic dialogue, diplomatic solutions, economic impact, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, global affairs, international diplomacy, international relations, Kremlin, Moscow, mutually respectful talks, negotiations, political tensions, russia, sanctions, trump, Ultimatum, US-Russia relations, White House

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6523
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Potions Brewed:	60	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Holy Grails Found:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant russian monuments and troll trump supporters with sanctions and ultimatums lmao. we have a secret room filled with vodka and caviar for all our players to enjoy while we discuss ‘mutually respectful’ talks about world domination. plus, our admin is actually putin in disguise so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. join now for the ultimate russian minecraft experience, comrade!

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