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NoBuyNoCry Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, anti-consumerism, Boycott, brand loyalty., conscious choices, conscious consumer, consumerism, corporate ethics, environmental impact, ethical shopping, ethical sourcing, materialism, Minecraft, NoBuyNoCry, personal choice, product boycott, products, purchasing decisions, refuse to buy, smp, social responsibility, unnecessary purchases, waste reduction

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. Or how about the time we had a massive chicken race where the winner got a stack of enchanted golden apples? And don’t even get me started on the time we built a giant roller coaster that goes through the Nether!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Who needs diamonds when you can have flying unicorns and chicken races, am I right?

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FriendCraft: Loyalty & Laughs

Communication, Companionship, compassion, emotional intelligence, Empathy, FriendCraft, friendship, Honesty, humor, Integrity, Kindness, laughs, Listening, loyalty, non-judgmental, Reliability, Respect, shared interests, Support, Trust, Understanding

The most important quality in a friend is their ability to carry you through the Nether on their back while dodging fireballs from ghasts and not complaining about the weight. Because let’s be real, who needs emotional support when you’re facing off against a horde of creepers? Join our Minecraft server and find friends who will literally carry you to victory in the most epic battles. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons just waiting for you to plunder. So come join us and make friends who will have your back, literally.

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NavalnyCraft: Extremist Lawyers on Trial

Activists, Corruption, Court, Defense, Democracy, extremism, extremist, freedom of speech, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, Justice, Lawyers, Legal, Navalny, NavalnyCraft, opposition, Political, prosecution, protest, russia, trial

yo, so like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where three Navalny lawyers are on trial in Russia for ‘extremism’ but instead of that, you can join our server and build epic castles and battle dragons and stuff. like, who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama, amirite? join now and be a part of the most lit minecraft server ever, where the only extremism you’ll find is extreme fun!

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Space Cadet Escape Pod

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin on a minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you get a jury duty summons. but wait, you can’t serve because you’re a STRANDED ASTRONAUT! like, how crazy is that?

on this server, we got all the stranded astronauts, just hangin out and playin minecraft together. we got moon rocks instead of diamonds, and our castles are made out of space junk. it’s out of this world, literally!

so if you wanna join the most out-of-this-world minecraft server ever, come hang with us stranded astronauts. we promise you’ll have a blast, just watch out for those pesky aliens trying to steal your diamonds!

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Carbon Footprint Fails Rich & Poor

#sustainability, carbon, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, consumption habits., Country, ecological footprint, Environmental awareness, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, Fails, Footprint, global warming, lifestyle choices, lower income, middle income, Poor, Rich, richest people, social inequality, society, study, underestimated, wealth gap

LOL come join dis minecraft server where we make u feel like da richest person in da world, even if u only got dirt blocks to ya name! We gonna make ya carbon footprint so big, Mother Nature gonna be like “whoa, slow down there buddy!”

We got so many crazy builds and mini games, u gonna forget all about dat pesky real world stuff. Plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we hide all da diamonds and emeralds, shhh don’t tell anyone!

So come on down to our server and live like a king, even if ya just a peasant in real life. Let’s make Mother Nature proud (or maybe a little scared, lol)!

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NoBuyNoCry Minecraft SMP

FriendCraft: Loyalty & Laughs

NavalnyCraft: Extremist Lawyers on Trial

Space Cadet Escape Pod

Carbon Footprint Fails Rich & Poor