roasted tomatoes Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCreeper on the Block – Minecraft SMP

BLOCK, Casual, cattle, comparison, CraftyCreeper, emotional connection, Exes, Exploratory, female, INTIMATE, long term, Male, Minecraft, Perception, relationship, romantic involvement, Routine, serious, short-term, smp, SPIRITUAL, temporary, time spent, transactional

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/500	Votes:	9324
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Potions Brewed:	193
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56

Are you tired of being treated like a temporary thingy on other Minecraft SMPs? Look no further! Join our server where the players will see you as the diamond in the rough that you truly are.

On our server, you won’t be compared to exes like cattle, but rather like the rarest of enchantments. Your time spent with other players will be spiritual, exploratory, and intimate – just like a romantic sunset stroll through the Nether.

So come join us and experience a love like no other on our Minecraft SMP. Who needs a relationship when you have a diamond sword by your side?

MommyWipeGaming

4 year old, aita, busy, Confrontation, Costco, disgust, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, family outing, food court, Manager, MommyWipeGaming, parenting, portable toilet, Potty training, public behavior, public restroom, shame, shock, social norms, WIPING

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/300	Votes:	7683
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Items Found:	1819
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	321
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and witness the craziest adventures, like the time a player built a giant toilet in the middle of the spawn area and started wiping their virtual child’s butt in front of everyone! It was so shocking and hilarious that even the creepers stopped exploding for a moment to watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with unexpected surprises and outrageous moments that will keep you laughing for hours. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

So come on, join us on this insane journey and be a part of the most absurd Minecraft server out there. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach, because things are about to get wacky!

CraftInsomnia

anxiety, bedtime battles, bedtime blues, bedtime struggles, can’t shut off thoughts, can’t sleep, counting sheep, CraftInsomnia, insomnia, late night thoughts, midnight musings, mind racing, overthinking, restless mind, sleep deprivation, sleepless in the city, sleepless nights, sleepless nights again, stress, tossing and turning, WiDE AWAKE

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/600	Votes:	6893
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	28
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Void Gems Collected:	24
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ores Mined:	9154

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to keep you up all night with excitement!

Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life, where the creepers do the moonwalk and the zombies break out into a thriller dance routine. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has been spotted wearing a tutu and singing show tunes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build entire cities in the blink of an eye and has a pet pig that can fly. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and defeat him in a build-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Have SKY

Dungeons, Minecraft, mmorpg, Server, Skyblock, Spells

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/700	Votes:	7835
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23

Next Generation Minecraft SKYBLOCK! Develop in this skyblock designed as an MMORPG, enter dungeons, discover 200 new spells and more!

play.haydaamc.com.tr

PizzaCity: The Cheesiest Minecraft Server in Town, Extra Pepperoni!

Adventures, apply, bedrock, BUILD, Cheesiest, Community, Creative, Explore, EXTRA, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Join, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, Pepperoni, PizzaCity, restrictions, Server, smp, Survival, TOWN, Website, Whitelist

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/600	Votes:	7858
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2435	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

PizzaCity Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival SMP
Platform	Bedrock Edition
Whitelist	Yes

FAQs

How do I join PizzaCity Minecraft Server?

To join PizzaCity, you need to visit our website and fill out an application form. Once your application is approved, you will be added to the whitelist and can join the server.

Are there any restrictions to join PizzaCity?

No, there are no specific restrictions to join PizzaCity. As long as you follow the server rules and guidelines, you are welcome to join the server.

What can I do on PizzaCity Server?

PizzaCity is a survival SMP server, so you can explore the world, build, mine, farm, and interact with other players in a friendly and fun environment.

Can I use mods on PizzaCity Server?

Mods that provide unfair advantages or disrupt the gameplay for other players are not allowed on PizzaCity. We encourage fair and enjoyable gameplay for all players.

Is PvP allowed on the server?

PvP is allowed on PizzaCity, but we encourage friendly and consensual PvP between players. Any form of harassment or non-consensual PvP is not allowed.

Minecraft server: PrincessCraft! #1586

4th Anni Item Packs, 6.5 Year Anniversary, Battle Stadium, Clans, collab info, collab template, Enchanting Fairy, Horror Ghost Coast, investigation, Limited Prize Gacha, Livestream, Main Story Part 3, Minecraft, new player guide, pcrg, Princess Connect! Re:Dive, PrincessCraft, rate-up banners, Rengoku no Rebellion, Resources, S.Kaori, S.Maho, S.Makoto, Server, Shadows Dancing in the Midsummer Garden, Summer Ameth, Summer Ranpha, Summer Resort Thrillers, Summer Shinobu

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/700	Votes:	3100
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	7853
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got more events and banners than you can shake a diamond sword at. Join us for the Summer Ameth Limited Banner, where you can summon the rarest mobs in the game!

But that’s not all – we’ve got story events that will make you question reality, like “The Enchanting Fairy – Shadows Dancing in the Midsummer Garden” and “Horror Ghost Coast – Summer Resort Thrillers.” Trust us, you’ve never seen creepers like these before.

And if you’re a new player, don’t worry – we’ve got a guide that’s more helpful than a bucket of water in the Nether. Plus, our collab info is so epic, it’ll make you want to mine straight down (just kidding, don’t do that).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and cake (okay, maybe just diamonds). See you in the game, fellow crafters!

Minecraft SMP: SlopCraft – AI Slop & Image Generation #269

AI perfection, AI pornmommies, AI Slop, Bath Edition, Catbox galleries, Editors, Fapping, generation, gooners, image, Image Generation, long tail tags, Minecraft, niche kink, NovelAI artists, PLAPpers, prompters, requesters, Site rules, SLOP, SlopCraft, smp, Stable Diffusion artists, Thread

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/200	Votes:	8660
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Towns Built:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Holy Grails Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	1613	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate fapping-focused AI experience! Our server is filled with AI perfectionists who love to plap to the max. We have prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion artists, NovelAI artists – basically, if you’re into AIslop, this is the place to be.

But beware, we have a strict no-niche-kink policy. We only plap within the boundaries of site rules. And if you need to share your creations, make sure to use Catbox galleries.

So come join us for the ultimate Bath Edition experience on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new world of AI fapping that you never knew existed.

Blocktopia: No More Redstone

blocktopia, CHANGE, Civilization, Communication, convenience, daily routine, dependence, Disappearance, DiSRuPtiON, ESSENTIAL, everyday object, Function, Impact, Infrastructure, innovation, modern life, Redstone, societal collapse, society, Survival, Technology, Transportation

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/300	Votes:	6100
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Farms Harvested:	589
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Imagine a world where all the diamond swords in Minecraft vanished into thin air. Chaos would ensue as players were left defenseless against creepers, zombies, and the dreaded Ender Dragon. The once peaceful server would descend into madness as players resorted to using wooden pickaxes and shovels to fend off enemies. Join our server now and ensure that this nightmare scenario never becomes a reality. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you unlimited power and protection. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

KurskNukeDefend Minecraft Server

border, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Geopolitics, IStories, Kursk nuclear plant, KurskNukeDefend, Military, Minecraft, Nuclear, Plant, preparedness, Reports, russia, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Tension, Troops, Ukraine, War

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/900	Votes:	9473
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Mines Excavated:	3533	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	336
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Kursk but with blocks and swords instead of tanks and guns! ukrainian troops are approaching the nuclear plant and it’s up to you to defend it with your pixelated might! build epic fortresses, wield powerful weapons, and show those ukrainians who’s boss in this intense virtual showdown! join now for a chance to save the day and be a hero in the most ridiculous way possible!

CraftyKremlinWarzone

CraftyKremlinWarzone, defense budget, economic impact, economic stability, Economy, emergency funds, financial crisis, financial reserves, fiscal policy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global relations, government spending, international conflict, liquid reserves, MONEY, national wealth fund, resource depletion, russia, sanctions, war in Ukraine

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/700	Votes:	2252
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3358
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more liquid reserves than russia!! we are ballin’ out of control and the war in ukraine ain’t got nothin’ on us! our players are so rich they build diamond houses and ride on golden pigs. join us and be part of the most lit server in the minecraft universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. #wealthfundgoals #minecraftballers #russiawhocares