Roast video Minecraft Servers

Roast video Minecraft Servers

  • JobCraft Lunchtime

    JobCraft Lunchtime
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 7464
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Animals Bred: 44 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 26
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your mom’s emotional rollercoaster? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unsolicited advice, online scams, and boundary-setting drama!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your in-game mom shows up to tell you that your virtual spouse is about to die in his sleep. Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of tissues and virtual hugs to go around.

    And if that’s not enough, we have a special feature where you can pay for your mom’s lunch with in-game currency, only to have her accuse you of calling her a “loser with no reliable income”. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    So if you’re ready for a server that’s more intense than a rainy day argument with your mom, join us now! Just remember to set your boundaries and keep your emotions in check – it’s a wild ride out there in the Minecraft world.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • QuantumCraft: Where Your Word is Law

    QuantumCraft: Where Your Word is Law
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 4150
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Ores Mined: 5802
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Zombie Dances: 0
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 5845
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Potions Brewed: 150

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our wacky Minecraft server where you can declare one thing as undeniably correct and watch as the laws of physics bend to your will! Want to make it so that pigs can fly? Done. Want to make it so that diamonds rain from the sky? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless on our server where reality is just a suggestion. So come join us and watch as chaos ensues in the most hilarious ways possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MiddleEastMinecraft

    MiddleEastMinecraft
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 8168
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Buildings Constructed: 17
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Falling into the Void: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol this server is like the top U.S. general in the Middle East, ready to take on any crazy attacks! join us as we prepare for possible Iran attacks, but in Minecraft form! build your defenses, gather your resources, and show those creepers who’s boss! plus, we have a secret weapon called the Diamond Sword of Justice that will protect you from any griefers trying to mess with your creations. come join the fun and let’s show those mobs who’s really in charge!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Cams Project: Where Survival Hopefully Doesn’t Turn Into Your Unintentionally Hilarious Demise

    Cams Project: Where Survival Hopefully Doesn’t Turn Into Your Unintentionally Hilarious Demise
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 9527
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 326 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Cams Project Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Server Name camsproject.com
    Game Mode Semi-Vanilla Survival

    FAQs:

    Question Answer
    Do I have to pay for claimblocks? No, you can earn them with playtime.
    Will I be kicked on server restarts? No, you can stay connected even during updates and bug fixes.
    Can I buy and sell items with ProjectCash? Yes, accrued blocks can be used for trading.
    Are there frequent updates? Yes, updates are constantly being pushed out.
    Is there a detailed changelog available? Yes, check out /recentupdates & /upcomingupdates in game.

    Join us on the ground floor and experience the seamless server experience at Cams Project!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyFam Minecraft Server

    CraftyFam Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 9631
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4523 Potions Brewed: 144
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, come join us on our server where we embrace the chaos and destroy gender roles like it’s nobody’s business!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of AIwaifus show up and challenge you to a dance-off. If you win, you get to keep all the diamonds you find. If you lose, well, let’s just say you’ll be doing the Macarena for the rest of eternity.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane adventures like riding pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or building a rollercoaster that takes you through a portal to a dimension filled with talking llamas.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let’s show the world that Minecraft is not just a game, it’s a way of life where we can all be like this.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoobTechPro in Minecraft SMP

    NoobTechPro in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 956
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a noob in the world of tech? Do you dream of living off the grid, evading the IRS like a pro? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and become a homeless schizo tech jockey, living out of a virtual backpack and mastering the art of file creation on your computer. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look back. Just make sure to wait a while before making a thread, because things can get pretty wild around here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MommaBearSwimBan

    MommaBearSwimBan
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 7388
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Animals Bred: 137 Dimension Hops: 13
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Potions Brewed: 84
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Ores Mined: 9882 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Texas in the summer? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget about the scorching heat outside.

    Join us and experience the thrill of virtual swimming pools, where even 5-month-old babies can take a dip (just kidding, safety first, folks). Our server is so cool, it’ll make you forget about your postpartum depression and anxiety – who needs meds when you have Minecraft, right?

    And hey, if your mother-in-law tries to take your baby to some random aunt’s house for a swim without your permission, just bring her to our server instead. We promise it’s a safer and more entertaining option. So come on, join us and let’s make some outrageous memories together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCrafterz

    CraftyCrafterz
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 5587
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Animals Bred: 179
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Crops Grown: 8063 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 50
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    The best human invention to date is definitely our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server was created by a group of magical unicorns who wanted to bring joy and laughter to all Minecraft players. They sprinkled it with pixie dust and rainbow sparkles, making it the most epic and fun server in all the land.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples.

    So why should you join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely of jelly beans? Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the magic begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCreeperProtests

    CraftyCreeperProtests
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 6370
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 20
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Dimension Hops: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 51 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, IT’S LIT AF! ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA, AND SHEEP THAT SING OPERA!

    BUT DAT’S NOT ALL, WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW DANCE PARTIES EVERY NIGHT! OH, AND DID I MENTION THE DIAMOND ARMOR THAT GIVES U SUPERPOWERS LIKE SHOOTING LASER BEAMS FROM UR EYES?

    PLUS, WE GOT A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS GOLDEN EGGS EVERY HOUR AND A MAGICAL UNICORN THAT GRANTS WISHES TO ALL WHO PET ITS RAINBOW MANE!

    SO, IF U WANNA JOIN DIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER FULL OF CRAZY SHENANIGANS AND WACKY ADVENTURES, THEN COME ON DOWN! JUST BEWARE OF THE EVIL LLAMA KING WHO RULES OVER THE LAND WITH AN IRON FIST…AND A FLUFFY LLAMA HAT!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Chainsaw Games Network

    Chainsaw Games Network
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 2740
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Elemental Crystals Collected: 85
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    The only Network hosting these 100% original gamemodes! Come join the community going over 10 years strong.

    Meet ChainsawNinja and Co. on our official server 😋

    Play the classic Realms Minigames on a server with your friends! We have supported these games on Realms for a decade, and now we bring them to you for free to enjoy with our entire community.

    Our currently supported modes:

    BLEPS: our new instant-kill bow PVP game. Customize your experience to create wacky game modes or form a team to compete with the best in the world!

    Duel TNT: a game with 8 years of updates and an active tournament community. The premier class-based tnt spleef experience.

    Rogues 2: are you brave enough to play the notoriously difficult PVP game mode? Only one little catch, you are invisible when you don’t move 😉

    More to come…

    ALL NEW GAMEMODE

    Chainsaw Games Network Minecraft Server

    chainsaw.games

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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