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OldManCraft SMP

acceptance, aging, emotional changes, Experience, grey hair, growth, Life Changes, life lessons, Maturity, mental changes, new priorities, Nostalgia, OldManCraft, perspective, physical changes, Reflection, Self Discovery, smp, Surprises, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2949
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2032	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Love Letters Sent:	17
Holy Grails Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic mid-life crisis ever! Our server is like a virtual retirement home for gamers, where you can build your dream mansion, drive virtual sports cars, and even have virtual affairs with other players (just kidding… or are we?).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano (because why not?), and a petting zoo with creepers and skeletons as the main attractions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the Fountain of Youth, where you can reverse the effects of aging and become a Minecraft Benjamin Button.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner senior citizen in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Who says getting older has to be boring?

CraftyCreeperz

alluring names, appealing names, attractive names, baby names, beautiful names, charming names, classic names, CraftyCreeperz, cute names, elegant names, favorite names, handsome names, lovely names, modern names, popular names, pretty names, stylish names, timeless names, traditional names, trendy names, unique names

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7638
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3921
Holy Grails Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a hot date with a diamond pickaxe! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

On our server, you’ll find names so attractive they’ll make your character blush. From “CreeperCuddler” to “EnderDragonWhisperer,” you’ll be surrounded by the most alluring usernames in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who once defeated an army of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob, he’ll grant you three wishes – as long as one of them is for a lifetime supply of pork chops.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy antics and unforgettable moments await you in this wacky world!

TroopTroubleCraft

Airbase, arrested, Arrests, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, international news, investigation, iraq, MIDDLE EAST, Military, SECURITY, Statement, suspects, suspects in custody, Terrorism, TroopTroubleCraft, U.S. troops, violence, war zone, Wounded

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5360
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	24	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE U.S. TROOPS WANNA JOIN BUT THEY GOT ARRESTED FOR TRYING TO ATTACK US HAHAHA. COME JOIN US AND SEE WHAT ALL THE HYPE IS ABOUT. OUR PVP BATTLES ARE SO INTENSE, EVEN THE MILITARY CAN’T HANDLE IT. PLUS, WE HAVE THE BEST BUILDERS IN TOWN CREATING INSANE STRUCTURES THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND. DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE FUN, JOIN NOW BEFORE THE COPS COME KNOCKING.

GoonCraft: Celibacy x Infinity

addiction, Celibacy, edging, GoonCraft, gooning, healthy habits, Infinity, mental clarity, mental health, mindfulness, Pleasure, SELF AWARENESS, self growth, self improvement, self-control, self-denial, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-mastery, self-restraint, sexual abstinence

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6689
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Votes:	2947
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis place is like no other. we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and chickens wearin top hats. it’s a whole new world of blocky madness.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed with the power of unlimited diamonds. u can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and ride a diamond horse into battle.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. if u can find them, they will teach u their ways and u will become the ultimate disco king of the server.

oh, and did i mention that we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a candy land filled with marshmallow mountains and chocolate rivers? it’s like a dream come true, but in minecraft form.

so come on, join us on dis crazy minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures of ur life. gooning is celibacy times infinity, baby!

ToxicTaterFarm: Fresh Evidence of Pesticide Perils

agricultural practices, agriculture, chemical exposure, consumer awareness, consumer concerns, Evidence, food consumption, food contamination, Food Industry, Food Safety, Fresh, fresh evidence, FRUITS, health risks, Perils, Pesticide, pesticide levels, pesticide residues, significant risks, study, Testing, toxic chemicals, ToxicTaterFarm, VEGETABLES, washing fruit

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1701
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Towns Built:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Yo, u ever been playin’ Minecraft and think “damn, I wish I could wash my fruit in this game”? Well, guess what, on our server, you can! We got a whole mini-game where you gotta wash your virtual fruit before eating it to avoid those pesky pesticide residues. But watch out, cuz sometimes the pesticides are so strong, even washing won’t save you!

Join our server for the most realistic farming experience in Minecraft. We got toxic chemicals, we got fruit washing, we got it all. Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret level where you have to battle mutant fruits that have been genetically modified to fight back. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and start scrubbing those fruits!

TartariaMC: Where the only thing sweeter than the name is the griefing trolls!

adventurers, Artifacts, atmosphere, bedrock, Community, Contests, Crates, Cross-Play, Economy, Enchanted Gear, Events, grief-free, GRIEFED.., Griefing, Inv, java, Jobs, Minecraft, Perks, Ranks, rare items, Resource worlds, Server, smp, Support, sweeter, TartariaMC, Trolls, Voting

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1351
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Enchantments Applied:	177
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

TarTariaMc Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TarTariaMc
Website	https://play.tartariamc.org
Server Address	25591

At Tartaria MC, we believe in creating a community-driven Minecraft experience where players can come together to create, explore, and build without the fear of griefing. Our semi-vanilla economy-based server offers opportunities for players to earn money through jobs, vote for in-game ranks, keys, and perks, and participate in events and contests to unlock exclusive rewards. Join us at TartariaMC and embark on an adventure like no other!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What type of server is TarTariaMc?	TarTariaMc is a semi-vanilla economy-based server that provides a grief-free environment for players to enjoy.
How can I earn money on the server?	Players can earn money by taking on various jobs, such as mining and farming, to grow their wealth.
Are there in-game ranks and perks available?	Yes, players can unlock in-game ranks and exclusive perks by voting daily and participating in events.
What are custom crates and how can I obtain them?	Custom crates contain rare items, enchanted gear, and mysterious artifacts. Players can unbox them for a chance to win these special rewards.
How can I connect with other players on the server?	Players can join the supportive community at TartariaMC, share stories, collaborate on builds, and participate in events together.

If you have any more questions or need support, feel free to contact us via our Forums, Discord, or email at [email protected]. Have a fantastic day!

CraftyDota2Server

ARTISTIC DOTARDS, bug tracker, CraftyDota2Server, d2g, Datdota, Dota 2 General, Dota 2 Pro Tracker, Dotabuff, esports, Gosugamers, guides, INFORMATION, League players, Liquipedia, Lore, News, Opendota, patches, Personal game data, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, STREAMS, team liquid, Trackdota, twitter, twitter widget, Updates, Wiki

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3460
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mines Excavated:	2542	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
New Chunks Explored:	659845	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Farms Harvested:	838	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride through a world where artistic dotards roam free and rule the land.

Our server is filled with outrageous lore that will leave you questioning reality. Dive deep into the world of dotards and uncover the secrets that lie within.

But that’s not all! We have statistics that will blow your mind. Track your progress like never before and become the ultimate dotard master.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our news and streams will keep you entertained for hours on end. Watch as dotards battle it out in epic showdowns that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey and become a dotard legend in our Minecraft server like no other!

GOATapologies Minecraft SMP

achievement, APOLOGISE, Apologise to the GOAT, Apologise to the GOAT3, Apology, athlete, Competition, Goat, GOATapologies, Gold medals, greatest of all time, Honoring, iconic, Legendary, Minecraft, Olympic, Olympic Gold Medals, record holder, Respect, smp, sports, success, Tribute

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1715
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got goats who are Olympic champions with 3 gold medals each, and they demand your respect and apologies for not recognizing their greatness sooner. Join our SMP and witness epic goat races, goat gymnastics, and goat diving competitions that will leave you in stitches!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the Endermen let loose and show off their sick dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdance battle a Skeleton – it’s truly a sight to behold.

So why join our server? Because where else can you apologize to Olympic goat champions, witness Endermen raving it up, and watch mobs bust a move like never before? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life – join us now!

DaughterDigs Minecraft Server

advice, apartment living, college student, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, crowded house, DAUGHTER, DaughterDigs, Decision making, Empathy, family, family dynamics, Minecraft, moving out, new baby, parenting, Parenting styles, relationships, Server, Support, temporary living arrangements, Understanding

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1356
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Endless Night Skies:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Our server is like a crowded house full of surprises, just like this guy’s life story.

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you can build your own virtual family, navigate through unexpected twists and turns, and even deal with the drama of a surprise pregnancy (in-game, of course).

Just like this dad, you’ll have to make tough decisions and face the consequences. But don’t worry, we won’t make you live in a camper in the backyard – unless you want to!

So come on over and experience the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find a study buddy like Amy did!

RespectCraft: In-Laws Edition

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Edition, emotional labor, extrovert, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, family traditions, in-laws, inlaws, Introvert, personal growth, personal space, Respect, RespectCraft, self-care, Self-expression, social expectations, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5980
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Holy Grails Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from your pushy in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual family experience that won’t have you elbowing anyone to sing along or forcing awkward hugs on unsuspecting players.

Our server is filled with fun and laughter, but without the pressure to join in on every activity. Want to sit back and watch the chaos unfold? Go for it! We won’t judge you for giving a high five instead of a hug.

And if you’re tired of being guilt-tripped into participating in every family event, our server is the perfect escape. No more camping trips with the in-laws, just endless adventures in the world of Minecraft.

So come join us and experience a virtual family that won’t make you feel like the odd one out. Plus, our virtual therapist is always on standby for any emotional support you may need. Join now and say goodbye to awkward family gatherings forever!