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Roadside Oasis 1.20.4
Yo, bro, forget about roadside hotels and loud sex, come join our Minecraft server where the only loud noises you’ll hear are the sound of creepers exploding and players yelling “TIMBER” when they chop down trees! Plus, our female players are way less obnoxious and disgusting than that woman, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable sanity! -
VergeCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where road verges are the key to success! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.Once upon a time, in a land filled with road verges, there lived a group of Minecraft players who discovered the power of these magical strips of groundcover. They realized that by building their bases on road verges, they were protected from all mobs and griefers. It was like having their own personal force field!
But that’s not all – road verges also had the ability to grant players special abilities. Some players claimed they could run faster, jump higher, and even shoot fireballs from their hands! All because of the mystical energy that flowed through the road verges.
So, if you want to experience the thrill of building on road verges, gaining superpowers, and joining a community of like-minded players, then come join our server today! Who knew that a simple strip of groundcover could hold so much power and excitement? Don’t miss out on the adventure – join us now!
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$5K Roadside Minecraft Server
If you found $5,000 on the road, you should definitely spend it on joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of secret agents who use Minecraft as a cover for their top-secret missions. By joining our server, you’ll be embarking on a wild adventure filled with espionage, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of diamond mining on the side.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all who join. Want a castle made entirely of gold blocks? Done. Want to ride a dragon through the Nether? No problem. Want a pet creeper who won’t explode on you? Well, we can’t promise that one, but we can certainly try.
So forget about spending that $5,000 on something boring like bills or groceries. Join our Minecraft server and let the craziness begin!
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Gura’s Zen Garden 1.21.4
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously, because I’ve never seen her do any ambassadoring. And let me tell you, that’s a good thing because who needs boring old ambassadors when you can have epic adventures in this server? Trust me, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and fun just waiting for you to join. So what are you waiting for? Get your blocky butt in here and let’s get this party started! -
KidCraftWeddingFun
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy wedding story.Imagine traveling across the country with your two kids, only to find out they’re not invited to the wedding. But wait, there’s more! Your ex-wife is on the guest list, adding a whole new level of drama to the mix.
But fear not, because our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos. Build your dream world, make new friends, and maybe even invite your ex-wife to join in on the fun (if you dare).
So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of family feuds and wedding drama, all while mining for diamonds and battling zombies? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!
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NukeFree MC Server
So like, come join our epic Minecraft server cuz Trump is like, trying to talk to Russia and China about getting rid of nukes. But like, forget about that boring stuff and come play Minecraft with us instead! We got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Plus, our admin once fought a dragon with nothing but a carrot. True story bro. So yeah, join our server and let’s build some crazy stuff together! #MinecraftForLife #PigsThatFly #CarrotDragonFighters -
RareEarthRumble
come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is the boss and rejects bids left and right like a pro! we got rare earth minerals for days, but sorry US, u can’t have 50% cuz ukraine said no way jose! come mine with us and be part of the epic rejection squad, where we say no to all the haters and keep all the rare minerals for ourselves. join now and be part of the most exclusive club in minecraft history! -
Rosalia
Rosalia Minecraft Server Overview
Feature Description Experienced Staff Team Rosalia’s staff members have over 20 years of collective experience running and moderating communities, with 7+ years specifically in Minecraft server management. Simple Approval Process Submit your character for approval and start playing within a day with the dedicated team of reviewers. Ever Updating & Expanding Constantly improving lore and gameplay components with frequent staff-run lore events. Always Unbiased No unfair advantages given to anyone, with rules and guidelines in place for objective staff decisions. Lore Explore the lands of Rosalia, uncovering its forgotten secrets and rebuilding the once glorious empire. FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
1. How can I join the server?
To join the server, you need to submit your character for approval. Once approved, you can start playing on the server.
2. Is there an age requirement to join Rosalia?
Yes, the server is for players aged 16 and above.
3. Can I donate or subscribe to gain advantages?
No, Rosalia does not accept donations or subscriptions for unfair advantages. The server ensures a level playing field for all players.
4. How often are staff-run lore events held?
Staff-run lore events are held frequently to keep the world’s story moving forward and engaging for players.
5. What is the main goal in the lands of Rosalia?
The main goal is to discover the forgotten secrets of the once glorious empire and rebuild Rosalia to its former splendor.
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MysticCraftRealm 1.21.3
Yo, bro, you gotta check out this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical wonderland of pixels and creepers.Join us if you wanna experience the ultimate thrill of building your own virtual empire and battling mobs like a boss.
We got crazy cool mods that will blow your mind and make you question reality.
Plus, our community is lit AF, full of hilarious trolls and epic gamers who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us now!