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DMZ Roadblocks Minecraft Server

border, Conflict, construction, Defense, demilitarized zone, DMZ, east asia, Infrastructure, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kim regime, Korean Peninsula, korean war, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, roadblocks, Roads, SECURITY, Server, south korea, Tension, walls

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3095
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Magic Items Found:	7424
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

so this server is like if north korea decided to build roads and walls inside the DMZ but instead of real life it’s in minecraft and instead of political tension it’s all about building the craziest structures and trolling your friends. join us for a wild ride through the virtual DMZ where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination. come build your own road to nowhere or wall off your enemies in the most epic game of minecraft you’ve ever played. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Romance Craft Minecraft Server

2023, Affection, Craft, DATING, emotional bonds, Falling In Love, good year, happy couples, heartfelt connections, Intimacy, lasting love, love, Minecraft, new beginnings, Passion, relationships, romance, romantic memories, Romantic moments, romantic yearnings, Server, soulmates, special moments

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6998
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Animals Bred:	38	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

In the year 2023, love was in the air on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to find your virtual soulmate and build pixelated castles together. Who needs Tinder when you can find love while mining for diamonds?

Our server is so romantic, even the creepers are looking for love. Watch out for those explosive love letters they’ll leave you!

We have a special Valentine’s Day event where players can participate in a Minecraft version of The Bachelor. Will you accept this rose block?

So come join us on our server and let’s make 2023 the year of love and laughter in the world of blocks and mobs!

Wild West Women Minecraft SMP: Divorce Edition

cultural norms, Divorce, Divorce Rates, Edition, equality, feminism, Financial Stability, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender dynamics, gender inequality, Gender Roles, law, Marriage, marriage expectations, Minecraft, MONEY, relationships, smp, social expectations, Stereotypes, West, western society, western women, Wild, Women

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	299
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Are you tired of getting dumped because your Minecraft house doesn’t have enough diamonds? Join our wacky SMP where the only currency is emeralds and the only law is to have fun! Who needs a girlfriend when you can have a pet creeper that explodes every time you tell a bad joke? Don’t let the western laws of relationships bring you down, come join us and find the real “good ones” – villagers with amazing trades and iron golems that will protect you at all costs! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride full of laughs, adventures, and maybe even a little bit of love (from your virtual pets, of course).

Parthenogenesisize Right Now Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Parthenogenesisize, parthenogenesize, reproduce, right now, Server, undergo parthenogenesis

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1151
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5

Are you tired of waiting for other players to join your Minecraft server? Well, fear not because on our server, you can PARTHENOGENESIZE right now! That’s right, you can reproduce all by yourself and create your own army of minions to do your bidding. No need to rely on anyone else when you can just REPRODUCE REPRODUCE REPRODUCE to your heart’s content. Join us and experience the wonder of PARTHENOGENESIS like never before!

Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Diamond Ninja Gang

Banlists, database, Decklists, Diamond, dng, Dueling Network General, Duelingbook, EDOPro, Events, Gang, master duel, Minecraft, News, ninja, OCG, Polls, Probability Calculator, Rulebook, Shark Drake LeVeiss edition, smp, stock market, TCG, upcoming releases, vidya, Yugipedia

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2079
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Divine Spears Created:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Star Shards Collected:	199	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a blast! Join us for epic adventures, wild builds, and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a land filled with talking cows, dancing pigs, and flying llamas. They built a house made entirely out of diamonds, only to have it stolen by a mischievous Enderman who thought it would make a great hat.

But fear not, for our SMP is a place where the impossible becomes possible. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. Want to create a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, anything is possible in our wacky world.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what insane adventures await you in our Minecraft SMP? Just remember, the password is “vidya” and the tag is “/dng/”. See you there, fellow adventurers!

Short Kings Minecraft Server

acceptance, american culture, body image, Confidence, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, equality, global perspectives, height, Heightism, Individuality, Kings, Masculinity, Minecraft, self esteem, self worth, self-confidence, Server, short, short kings, societal expectations, societal standards, Stereotypes

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1528
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Divine Spears Created:	19
Endless Night Skies:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Are you tired of towering over everyone in Minecraft? Are you ready to embrace your inner short king? Look no further, because on our server, short kings reign supreme! Our server is the perfect place for all the vertically challenged players out there.

Join us and experience a world where being short is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! Build your kingdom on a smaller scale, literally, and show the world that size doesn’t matter when it comes to ruling the land.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of tiny yet mighty players who have banded together to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join their ranks and become a legendary short king warrior?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your short king flag fly high!

Quick reminder /g/ doesn’t know Unix as Linux is not Unix… Minecraft SMP

command line, computer science, doesnt, linux, Minecraft, open source, operating system, programming, Quick, reminder, smp, software, Technology, Terminal, Unix, Unix basics, Unix commands, Unix fundamentals, Unix history, Unix philosophy, UNIX system, Unix tutorials, Unix vs Linux, Unix-based, Unix-like

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9988
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place on the block!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.

StoryMine Survival without OP GOD FLY Minecraft server

Antispam, Auto-mine, BUILD, Cities, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Donation statuses, Donations, Game Currency, Hosting, Huge worlds, in-game currency, Jobs, minecraft mechanics, minecraft server, Pleasant survival, Russian translation, Shop, Starter Kit, stores, StoryMine, Survival, Warps, Web map

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5990
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	77	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

3.storymine.ru

Freaky Vtuber Minecraft Server

Alternative, alternative Vtubers, avant garde, avant-garde vtubers, Freaky, Horror, horror Vtubers, indie, indie vtubers, list, Minecraft, question.., Server, spooky, Spooky Month, spooky thread, Thread, Vtuber, VTuber list, Vtubers, weird, weird thread, Weird Vtubers

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9190
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Villages Defended:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Animals Bred:	115	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Welcome to the most avant-garde, alternative, horror, and weird Minecraft server out there! We cater to Vtubers who are as unique and eccentric as they come. Our server is like a virtual art gallery, showcasing the most bizarre and mind-bending creations in the Minecraft universe.

Join us if you dare, and prepare to be amazed by the sheer madness and creativity that our members bring to the table. From haunted mansions to alien landscapes, there’s no limit to what you can build here.

But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a ghostly Vtuber haunts the halls, seeking revenge on those who dare to enter their domain. Will you be brave enough to face the challenge and uncover the secrets that lie within?

So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows what strange and wacky adventures await you in this twisted virtual world? The only way to find out is to jump in and start building your own crazy creations today!

Breeders R Us Minecraft SMP

artificial conception, Breeders, breeding, cattle, childcare, Embryos, Gender Roles, heredity, ideal society, loyalty, loyalty to the state, maternity, Medical, Minecraft, Motherhood, Plato, Pregnancy, reproductive rights, smp, society, State, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5480
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	4116	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Magic Items Found:	1557	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have a totally unique and outrageous society! Join us if you want to experience a world where all women are used as breeding cattle, just like Plato talked about but taken to the next level! No sex allowed here, just artificially conceived embryos growing in women’s bodies. And get this – the embryos could be completely unrelated to the women carrying them!

But that’s not all, older women and those in the most challenging months of pregnancy get to do childcare work and other roles. The children are taken away as soon as possible to ensure loyalty to the state. Heredity and maternity records are top secret for medical purposes.

If you’re looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience, this is the SMP for you! Join us and see just how insane things can get in our one-of-a-kind society.

No Fucking Way, /v/ Minecraft Server

disbelief, exclamation, Expression, forum, fucking, Gaming, incredulous, internet culture, meme, message board, Minecraft, No fucking way, Online Community, Profanity, reaction, reaction GIF, reaction image, Server, shock, Slang, Surprise, V, video games, viral meme

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4198
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Farms Harvested:	392	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of diamonds and creepers! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). Our community is filled with crazy players who will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!