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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 6352 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 24 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
And don’t even get me started on the players. We have a guy who built a roller coaster that goes to the moon, and another dude who tamed a dragon and rides it around like it’s no big deal. It’s like a circus of insanity in the best possible way.
So if you want to experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wettingly awesome Minecraft SMP of all time, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, the secret password to get in is “banana hammock”. Don’t ask why, just go with it. See you on the server, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!