Road Safety MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Eat & Drive Autopilot Fun

DRIVE, Safety, self driving cars, Autopilot, distractions

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can eat and drive at the same time! like, who needs to pay attention when you can just go on autopilot, amirite? join us for the ultimate multitasking experience, where you can build a castle while eating a sandwich and cruising down the highway.

we have the most OP info that will blow your mind, like, did you know that diamonds actually grow on trees in our server? yeah, you heard that right. just chop down a tree and BAM, diamonds for days.

And get this, our server is so crazy that when you mine for coal, you actually find chocolate instead. like, who needs fuel when you can power your furnaces with chocolate bars? it’s a sweet deal, literally.

So come join us at xxx.EatAndDrive.xxx for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Don’t miss out on the chaos and fun!

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KidzBlockz: No Road Rage Here!

angry neighbor, public road access, Cul de Sac, traffic control, misplaced anger

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like living on a cul-de-sac with speed bumps and traffic cones, but way more wild! Imagine driving into the server and seeing traffic cones blocking your way, but instead of a neighbor yelling at you, it’s a creeper blowing up your car! And forget about “very little” kids, we got giant zombies roaming around ready to eat your brains.

It’s like a virtual city with illegal roadblocks and angry neighbors, but with epic parks and playgrounds where you can battle mobs and build your own fortress. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and adventure in Minecraft? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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911Craft: Not the AITA Server

helping others, winter weather, teenage girls, 911 dispatcher, ravine accident

🌟🌈🤪HEY Y’ALL, WANNA JOIN OUR WACKY MINECRAFT SERVER?!?!?!🤪🌈🌟

🚀🐷🔥WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA!!!🔥🐷🚀

🌈🌟😜OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN HEROBRINE CAN’T HANDLE THE MADNESS!!!😜🌟🌈

🤯🎉JOIN US FOR EPIC ADVENTURES LIKE SAVING VILLAGERS FROM ZOMBIE APOCALYPSES AND BUILDING CASTLES MADE OF DIAMONDS!!!🎉🤯

🍕🦄🚀AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT EVEN FIND A SECRET PORTAL TO A PIZZA PLANET IN THE SKY WHERE UNICORNS SERVE YOU SLICES WHILE YOU BLAST OFF INTO SPACE!!!🚀🦄🍕

🔥🌈SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!?! COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!!!🌈🔥

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Bright Headlight Hypocrisy

car lights, self reflection, criticism, headlights, brightness

join dis server if u want to laff ur butt off! we got so many crazy peeps here who love to complain bout random stuff like headlights being too bright. but guess what? our server is so bright u gonna need sunglasses just to log on! we got players who build giant statues of chickens wearing sunglasses, and we even have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJ! so come join us and see just how bright our headlights really are!

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GreenLightGang: Rollin’ & Savin’

rolling forward, time-saving, driving techniques, early start, traffic habits

Are you tired of wasting precious seconds waiting for the light to turn green? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have to wait for anything again! Join us and experience the thrill of constantly moving forward, just like those impatient drivers. Who needs red lights when you can have non-stop action and adventure in the virtual world?

Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re always one step ahead of everyone else. No more boring downtime, just pure adrenaline and excitement around every corner. So why waste time at a red light when you could be speeding through our server, breaking records and making memories that will last a lifetime? Join us now and never look back (unless you’re checking for creepers sneaking up on you)!

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TouchCraft: Drive & Text Edition

automakers, Technology, text, mobile devices, regulations

Tired of being judged for texting and driving? Join our Minecraft server where you can have all the big touch screens you want without any pesky warnings! Our cars are equipped with touch screens so massive, you’ll forget all about the dangers of distracted driving. Plus, our server is filled with hilarious mini-games and wacky challenges to keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of touch screen madness!

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Blame-Shifting AutoCraft

Advanced technology, self driving cars, human error, Transportation, Safety

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just build stuff and mine all day? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers minecraft server out there!

we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, diamond armor that makes u invincible, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. and get this, every full moon, a herd of dancing llamas appear and give out free enchanted weapons to all players!

but wait, there’s more! our server is run by a group of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of building epic structures in seconds. they will build u a castle fit for a king or a roller coaster that defies gravity, all at the snap of their tiny monkey fingers.

so why wait? join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server where anything is possible and reality is just a suggestion. who needs fully autonomous vehicles when u can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? come join us now and let the madness begin!

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DriveCraftsNoAccidents

road trust, road skills, lack of confidence, driving phobia, trust issues

Are you tired of being stuck in traffic on the road to success? Join our Minecraft server and leave those real-life accidents in the dust! Our server is so safe, you won’t even need a seatbelt! Plus, we have a secret potion that turns your virtual car into a flying unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its horn. Trust us, it’s way more fun than driving in real life. So come join us and leave your road fears behind!

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BlockyLicenseRenewal

BlockyLicenseRenewal, Safety, driving ability, road test, license renewal

Are you tired of boring old road tests to renew your license? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in a different kind of test – a block-building test! That’s right, to renew your license to drive in our virtual world, you must prove your skills in building the most epic structures out of pixelated blocks. Who needs parallel parking when you can build a castle out of diamond blocks instead?

Join our server and show off your creativity and building prowess. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon will personally congratulate you if you pass the test. So why settle for a regular road test when you can embark on a blocky adventure of a lifetime? Join us now and let the building begin!

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NoDistractionsAllowedMC

NoDistractionsAllowedMC, distracted driving, Public Safety, billboard ads, Accidents

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Look no further, because on our server, we embrace chaos and madness! Join us for a wild ride where anything goes, including building giant billboards in the middle of your friend’s house while they’re not looking. Who needs phones when you can have flying pigs and exploding chickens? Join now for a truly unpredictable and hilarious Minecraft experience!

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