road rules Minecraft Servers

Road Rules

  • No Speed Limit, Infinite Time

    No Speed Limit, Infinite Time

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine this, right? You’re driving in your car, obeying all the rules of the road like a good citizen. But, like, no matter how fast you go, there’s always gonna be, like, a minimum time to get to where you’re going. It’s, like, a rule or something.

    But, get this, the maximum time? It could, like, go on forever, man. You could be driving for, like, eternity and never reach your destination. It’s, like, a never-ending road trip, dude.

    So, like, if you’re into that whole infinite driving thing, you should totally join our Minecraft server. We’ve got, like, roads that go on forever and ever. It’s, like, a never-ending adventure, man. Plus, there’s, like, crazy stuff happening all the time. You never know what you’re gonna find around the next corner.

    So, come on and join us. It’s gonna be a wild ride, man. You won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Drive Thru Minecraft Kids

    Drive Thru Minecraft Kids

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo come join dis minecraft server cuz it’s da only place where gen alpha kids can drive virtual cars without gettin’ in trouble wif da law. we got virtual driver’s ed classes and virtual traffic cops to make sure dem kiddos stay safe on da road. plus, we got virtual road rage tournaments where you can battle it out wif other players in epic car chases. so hop on dis server and let’s hit da virtual highway, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FAX BOUT STRAYA Minecraft SMP

    FAX BOUT STRAYA Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your blocky butt off! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Whores are illegal on the East coast, but here they do it for free! That’s right, free entertainment for all!

    2. We have the #1 spot for the earliest bedtime on any Minecraft server. Get your beauty sleep and wake up refreshed for a day of blocky adventures.

    3. Tourists can’t speak English good here, so they leave cut up bank cards everywhere. Free money for all!

    4. Tobacco is a mafia game on our server, and the homeless eat all the ciggy butts. It’s a wild west out here in the world of blocks.

    5. The road rules are designed to kill you, but don’t worry, respawning is enabled!

    6. If your neighbors report you for using too much water, the police will pepper spray you. It’s a spicy way to keep things interesting.

    7. Ibises poo bin juice everywhere, making it really slippery. Watch your step or you might slide into a hilarious situation.

    8. Echidnas are immune to BDSM and cannot be forced to orgasm, even with electroshock. This makes breeding them in captivity quite the challenge. Who knew Minecraft could get so kinky?

    So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the laughs never stop. Thanks for learning with us, and we can’t wait to see you in the world of blocks!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyRussianMishaps

    BlockyRussianMishaps

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like the craziest thing since that time a llama rode a pig off a cliff in minecraft. like, seriously, you gotta join this server because it’s like the wild west of minecraft servers. we got more chaos than a creeper in a fireworks factory.

    picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of cows start a protest because they want more wheat in their diet. or maybe you’re building a castle and a group of skeletons start a dance party because they heard your walls were lit. it’s like a sitcom, but in minecraft.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise? yeah, they’re planning to take over the server with their mind control powers. but don’t worry, we have a team of ninja chickens who are trained in the ancient art of egg-fu. they’ll protect us, no problem.

    so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s more unpredictable than a llama on roller skates, come join us. we promise you’ll never have a dull moment. plus, we have free cake every wednesday. because why not?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LeftLaneLunatics

    LeftLaneLunatics

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our cray cray minecraft server where we drive on the left side of the road AND walk on the left side of the hallway! it’s a whole new level of chaos, you never know what’s gonna happen next!

    we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs! it’s a total mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

    plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the macarena while riding a pig. it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best dang minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

    so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible! (except for driving on the right side of the road, that’s just crazy talk)

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RoundaboutRodeo

    RoundaboutRodeo

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis epic minecraft server where u can circle roundabouts for HOURS without gettin pulled over by da minecraft police! our server is so insane, u can even build ur own roundabout kingdom and rule over all da circlin cars! plus, if u get bored of roundabouts, u can ride giant chickens into battle against evil llamas who are tryna take over da server! come join us for da most ridiculous and fun minecraft experience of ur life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DriveOrDie Minecraft Server

    DriveOrDie Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy story!

    Imagine a world where speeding tickets can lead to relationship drama, job loss, and betrayal. On our server, anything is possible! Who knew a simple traffic violation could cause so much chaos?

    Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through alternating speed limits while chatting with your friends. Will you risk it all to save your partner from getting banned, or will you stand your ground and face the consequences?

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to create your own outrageous stories on our server. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Join today and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Hypocrites

    Crafty Hypocrites

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our InsanityCraft server, where the craziness never stops! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because we have Euros on the internet criticizing America, cars everywhere, and highways galore!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is full of identical homes, right-wing fundamentalists, and rampant consumerism. Who needs to care about the planet when you can join us and live in a world where everyone is fat, lazy, and unhealthy? Plus, you’ll have to pay for healthcare just like in real life!

    When you join our server, you’ll feel like you’ve booked a holiday to Italy. Cars everywhere, the smell of burning fuel in the air, and the sound of highways in the distance. It’s like a dream come true! And don’t worry, we have plenty of identical apartment buildings for you to explore.

    But that’s not all! No gay marriage, no pride flags, and definitely no blue-haired woke warriors here. Just luxury clothing stores, giant shopping malls, and neighborhoods where half the cars are brand new. And don’t forget about the drinks served in disposable plastic cups and everyone smoking like there’s no tomorrow.

    So why wait? Join InsanityCraft today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world that’s even crazier? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Umbra Network

    Umbra Network

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Umbra Network!

    A new server that has a Survival 1.21 mode in which you can find professions, skills, a variety of concoctions available to make, enchantments and more!!!

    We hope to see you soon!

    play.umbra-network.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SpeakCraft Minecraft Server

    SpeakCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our crazy Minecraft server where flags come to life and start speaking in different languages! Imagine the chaos of trying to communicate with a Spanish-speaking American flag or a Turkish-speaking German flag. It’s like a United Nations meeting gone wild in the world of Minecraft. Come join us and see if you can decipher the language of the flags while building and surviving in our wacky world. Who knows, you might even pick up a new language or two along the way!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP