road rage Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BikePathBlocker Minecraft Server

Apology, Australian law, Awareness, baby carrier, bike path, BikePathBlocker, Caution, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consideration, couple, cycling, Etiquette, Lane, Minecraft, Pedestrian, PHONES, road rage, Rude, Safety, Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5684
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	169	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Are you tired of sharing the road with clueless pedestrians on their phones? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate road rage therapy! We have bike lanes where you can zoom past distracted couples pushing baby carriers without any consequences. Just make sure to watch where you’re pushing the f#king thing! It’s the perfect place to release your inner asshole in a virtual world. Plus, our community is full of players working on their prevention skills and road rage management. Join now for a hilarious and outrageous experience!

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5184
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

GreenLightCharity

aita, cars, Driver, Driving, flipping off, Frustration, full lane, giving money, green light, GreenLightCharity, guy, homeless man, homeless outreach, Honking, Impeding, Lane, left arrow, red light, road rage, Short Duration, traffic

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4683
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Crops Grown:	8819	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	309
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Farms Harvested:	712	Astral Projections Made:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the most insane traffic encounters you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you’re driving in your virtual car, trying to make a left turn before the light turns red. But wait, the car in front of you suddenly stops to give money to a virtual homeless man! Will you honk in frustration or join in on the generosity? The choice is yours on our server.

But that’s not all – we have crazy drivers, wild road rage incidents, and even virtual traffic jams that will have you questioning your sanity. So why wait? Join now for a ride you’ll never forget (and probably won’t want to repeat in real life)!

MineCraftRulzAITA

aita, autistic child, communication breakdown, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Empathy, Frustration, horrible day, MELTDOWNS, MineCraftRulzAITA, parenting struggles, patience, pedestrian safety, road rage, rules of the road, sensory overload, special needs parenting, Street safety, traffic etiquette, Understanding

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5198
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	180	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with crazy people running in the street while you’re just trying to take your autistic kid out for some fun activities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the chaos of the real world!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you immerse yourself in a world where running in the street is not only allowed, but encouraged! Build your own sidewalk, bike lane, or even a whole new world where you can drive wherever you please without any crazy encounters.

Forget about swerving into the wrong lane to avoid pedestrians – on our server, the only thing you’ll be swerving around is creepers and zombies! So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limits are those you set for yourself. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life street drama!

BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

anger management, BlockyBoys, Boyfriend, CAR, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Driving, driving safety, Etiquette, gender equality, Gender Roles, Manspread, manspreading, MAYHEM, passive aggressive, relationship, road rage, shouting, stick shift, Transportation

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8967
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ores Mined:	4110	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

DriveCraft Emotion Detector

aggressive driving, behavior analysis, Body language, Communication, defensive driving, detector, DriveCraft, driving behavior, driving habits, emotion, emotional awareness, emotional intelligence, emotional perception, emotional reactions, emotional responses, emotional signals, facial expressions, human emotions, nonverbal cues, Psychology, road rage, social cues

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1387
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Magic Items Found:	5825

join our epic minecraft server where we can read human emotions quicker by how people drive in the game than by their expressions in real life. it’s like a virtual psychoanalysis session every time you log on.

we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. they trade in diamonds and emeralds and have their own llama mafia that enforces the rules.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. but be careful, it’s guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen who are surprisingly good at math.

our server is also home to the world’s tallest tower made entirely out of dirt blocks. it’s a marvel of engineering and a testament to the dedication of our players. climb to the top and you’ll be rewarded with a view of the entire server, complete with flying pigs and dancing creepers.

so come join us on our minecraft server for a wild ride full of surprises, llamas, and diamond chickens. who needs therapy when you have virtual worlds to explore?

MotoStop Minecraft Server

aggressive driving, AITAH, Asshole, brake checked, driving etiquette, following distance, front bumper, intersection, long stare, Minecraft, misunderstanding, motorcycle behavior, MotoStop, Oregon, rear wheel, red light, road rage, safe distance, Server, side view mirror, stopping 5-6 ft behind a motorcycle, traffic incident

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7487
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of motorcycle road rage in a safe and blocky environment? Look no further! Join our server and reenact the epic brake checking showdown that happened at a stoplight in Oregon.

Imagine the adrenaline rush as you stare down your opponents, mouth insults through your pixelated side view mirror, and engage in slow-motion acceleration battles. And don’t worry, our intersection intersections are perfectly safe for all your brake checking needs.

So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate road rage showdowns in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone places a block in your path.

BeepBoiCraft

aita, BeepBoiCraft, countryside, countryside driving, cyclist, cyclist behavior, Driving, emergency, england, Frustration, Horn, lay-by, lying.., MAMILs, narrow roads, pull over, road etiquette, road rage, rude cyclists, Rural, traffic

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1532
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Potions Brewed:	158
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Villages Defended:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the MAMILs and their refusal to pull over for anyone! Join us and experience the thrill of driving without any pesky cyclists in your way.

Imagine a world where you can actually make it to your destination without being stuck behind a slow-moving cyclist. On our server, you can finally get to your virtual mum’s house without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be some virtual cyclists who refuse to pull over even in the Minecraft world. Don’t worry though, you can always give them a gentle beep on your virtual horn to let them know you mean business.

Join us on this epic Minecraft server and show those stubborn cyclists who’s boss. And remember, in our world, emergencies are always a valid excuse to honk your horn and drive like a maniac. See you there!

Doomscrolling Drive Time

addiction, alertness, anxiety, danger, distraction, doomscrolling, DRIVE, Driving, exhaustion, Focus, Frustration, mental health, mindfulness, multitasking, Physical, Relaxation, road rage, Safety, stress, Technology, Time, traffic

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4449
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Crops Grown:	9209
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1

u ever feel like u just scrolling thru life like u in a car on the highway to nowhere? well, on this minecraft server, we take that feeling and turn it into a whole new adventure! imagine driving a minecraft car through the pixelated streets, dodging creepers and zombies left and right. but watch out, cuz the traffic lights are actually redstone contraptions that could blow up at any moment! join us for the ultimate thrill ride and see if u can survive the chaos of our insane city streets. just remember, keep ur hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times, cuz things are about to get bumpy!

PassLanePro or PassLanePilot

Arguing, back seat driving, communication breakdown, criticism, driving behavior, driving habits, family conflict, family road trip, highway behavior, Honking, left lane camper, passenger frustration, passing lanes, PassLanePilot, PassLanePro, road etiquette, road rage, road trip, road trip drama, rules of the road, sibling dynamics, traffic etiquette

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4811
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	128
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate road trip experience!

Are you tired of arguing with your sister over driving habits? Well, on our server, you can leave all that road rage behind and embark on a virtual journey filled with adventure and fun!

Instead of honking at each other, you can team up with your friends to build the most epic roadways and highways in the Minecraft universe. No more fighting over passing lanes, just pure creativity and collaboration.

And if things get too heated, you can always take a 45-minute flight home in-game for just 250 virtual bucks. No need to deal with real-life road trip drama when you can escape to our server and have a blast!

So why drive with your sister when you can join our server and drive your way to endless fun and excitement? Don’t be an AITA, be a Minecraft master on our server!

CraftyRandomFacts

Astonishing, BIZARRE, CraftyRandomFacts, Curious, fun fact, INTERESTING, knowledge, Mind Blowing, odd, offbeat, peculiar, quirky, random fact, strange, Surprising, Trivia, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4097
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden dimension where players can ride unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited powers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and discover the most random facts you never knew about Minecraft!

VenezuelaCraft2020

biden, Crisis, Democracy, democracy promotion, democracy restoration, diplomatic efforts., Electoral Process, foreign policy, Government, international relations, intervention, Latin America, new elections, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, Politics, regime change, south america, united states, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft2020

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9091
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Divine Spears Created:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Come join our epic Minecraft server where Biden himself is calling for new elections in Venezuela! Why, you ask? Because our server is so lit, even world leaders can’t resist! Build your own virtual utopia and maybe even run for president of your own blocky nation. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll have Biden himself endorsing your leadership skills. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be part of something truly historic (and totally ridiculous)! Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Petting ZooCraft

Animal Behavior, animal behavior studies, animal care, animal companions, animal happiness, animal interaction, animal lovers, animal therapy, animal welfare, Animals, Companionship, emotional connection, Happiness, human-animal bond, joy, love, lucky animals, pet owners, Pets, Petting, ZooCraft

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8989
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Mines Excavated:	2537	Secret Passages Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Buildings Constructed:	46
Votes:	5160	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where animals are, like, super into being pet. like, you can just walk up to a cow and start petting it and it’s all like “yeah, that’s the spot, keep going!” and you’re just like “wow, this is the best server ever!”

and then there’s this one time where a pig starts doing backflips because you’re petting it so good, and everyone is just like “whoa, this is some next level petting skills right here!”

and don’t even get me started on the chickens. they start laying diamond eggs because they’re so happy to be pet. like, who knew chickens could lay diamonds? only on this server, man.

so if you wanna experience the most epic petting zoo in minecraft history, you gotta join this server. trust me, it’s a wild ride.

FecalCraft: Water Woes Edition

clean water, developing countries, Edition, fecal contamination, FecalCraft, global health crisis, inadequate infrastructure, lack of access, poor sanitation, public health, safe drinking water, sanitation, Water, water access, water contamination, Water Crisis, water pollution, water quality, water scarcity, water treatment, waterborne diseases, waterborne illnesses., waterborne pathogens, woes

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9990
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Yo, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? We got more water than all dem poorer countries combined, cuz we got a secret source straight from da gods themselves. And get dis, our water ain’t contaminated with no fecal matter, so u can drink up without worryin’ bout gettin’ sick. Join now and be part of da water revolution, where we make sure everyone stays hydrated and poop-free. Don’t be a noob, join us and save da world, one sip at a time!

Hyzex Games

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Parkour, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8620
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Emeralds Found:	2878	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Hyzex Games, your ultimate destination for immersive and exciting Minecraft gameplay just for India.We Provide multiple gamemodes like SkyBattle, Bedwars, Survival, BattleRoyal, CPVP and more.. Join Us Now !!

play.hyzexgames.com

Imperium SmokeNSurvival

+18, Adult, Anarchy, battle, Cigarette, Community, Economy, gameplay, Imperium, lit match, Mature, MCMMO, Minecraft, Pastime, Relaxed, Server, SmokeNSurvival, Smoky, Structures, Survival, Survival Games, Unique, Vanilla, VIBE, virtual, world

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2674
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Potions Brewed:	73	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Void Armor Forged:	26
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Join Us:

imperium.secure.pebble.host

Chaos MC: Where griefing is our specialty! Vanilla 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, Anarchy, Chaos, Creative, Discord, Economy, Factions, Griefing, KitPvP, Minigames, Plugins, Prison, PvP, Pvpve, Quests, Raiding, Ranks, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Specialty, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7751
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

AnarchyMC Server Overview

Features	Description
Daily Restarts	Server restarts daily for optimal performance.
Rules	No rules on the server, allowing for complete freedom.
Flight	Flight is allowed, unlike many other Anarchy servers.
Land Claims	No land claims, letting players roam freely.
Map Resets	No map resets, allowing for long-term building projects.

AnarchyMC FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the only rule on AnarchyMC?	The only rule is No Doxxing.
What edition of Minecraft does AnarchyMC support?	Java Edition.
What is the server IP for AnarchyMC?	veinMC.mcnetwork.me

AlmondCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8413
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Votes:	1920	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Zombie Dances:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your funny bone? Well, look no further because our server will rly activate your almonds! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and suddenly found themselves in a land where pigs could fly and creepers danced the cha-cha. It was a wild ride, let me tell you! But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Don’t believe me? Well, you’ll just have to join and see for yourself! So come on down to our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Trust me, your almonds will thank you.

FemCraft SMP: JealousyPotion

body image, comparison, Competition, coping, discrimination, emotions, empowerment, envy, FEMBROWN, FemCraft, Insecurity, Jealousy, JealousyPotion, mental health, Mogging, Race, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, smp, societal standards, Support, white women

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4049
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of getting constantly outshined by white women on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “no white women allowed” policy! That’s right, you can finally shine bright like a diamond without any competition from those pesky white women.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron fist…or should we say, a feathered one? Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing whiter than the snow-capped mountains is the teeth of our resident llama dentist. Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else!

GF’s House – Minecraft Server

aita, Argument, Boundaries, Call, Communication, DATING, Decision making, gf, gfs, guests, House, Ignored Calls, ignoring, kicked out, Minecraft, parents, refusing, rejection, relationship, Server, stay, texts

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	539
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

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