Join the wildest block bash ever! 🌈🌪️ We got IRyS zooming like a madman! Vroom vroom, baby! 🏎️💨
Weather? Forget it! It was rainin’ cats and dogs, but now it’s all sun and fun! ☀️🐶🐱
Speed? We’re movin’ fast, like 35 to 50… uh, something! Who cares?! Just go! 🏃♂️💨
Traffic? Ain’t no cars, just you and your pals! Low to mid chaos! Let’s break stuff and build weird! 🏰💥
So, grab your pickaxe, chug a potion, and dive in! It’s gonna be a wild ride! 🍻✨
Join us NOW or miss the fun! 🎉🎈
We promise an adrenaline rush like no other as you navigate through bumpy roads near construction sites, just like the ones that made you fear for your life in that car with your speed demon GF. But don’t worry, on our server, you can take both hands off the keyboard and still be in control (unlike your girlfriend, yikes!).
And hey, if you don’t know how to drive in real life, that’s okay! On our server, all you need to know is how to speed like there’s no tomorrow. So come join us and experience the thrill of going faster than 90% of the other players, just like your girlfriend on those Oklahoma highways. Who needs a car when you have a Minecraft server this crazy?
Lanterncraft is a PVE SMP Server that offers a wide range of quality of life plugins. We are a new server that has just opened and we have many features such as quests, voting rewards, a resource world, land claims, and wilderness TP. We are running the server on the latest version 1.20.6 and players can join on older versions of 1.20 if they prefer.
| Server IP | play.lanterncraft.net |
|---|---|
| Server Location | Europe |
| Discord | https://discord.com/invite/TMCXNu7zgy |
| Version | 1.20+ |
Yes, you can join our server with older versions of Minecraft 1.20.
Lanterncraft is a PVE SMP Server with various quality of life plugins for a better gameplay experience.
Some features include quests, voting rewards, a resource world, land claims, and wilderness TP.
You can connect to our server using the IP address play.lanterncraft.net in your Minecraft client.
Join us for insane adventures, like turning the car around and dropping off disrespectful players at their virtual houses. We don’t tolerate fat jokes or any kind of nonsense here – unless it’s in good fun, of course.
So come on over and experience the thrill of standing up for pregnant wives and zebra print skirts in a world where anything is possible. Who needs baseball games when you can have a virtual birthday party that’ll make your family question your sanity? Join now and let the chaos begin!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll have in no time! And if that’s not enough, we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for ultimate camouflage while sneaking up on unsuspecting players.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land of endless cake and puppies. Don’t miss out on all the fun and laughter, join now and let the madness begin!
