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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 4042 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Potions Brewed: | 182 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 10 | Magical Moments Shared: | 9 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
Ever wondered what would happen if schizos went around doing mass stabbings but somehow managed to avoid taking out a single politician? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! And don’t even get us started on the rapefugee seccy who got shanked in a Bondi blitz – talk about a plot twist!
But wait, there’s more! Meet our resident homeless male prostitute who forgot to take his meds and ended up being named as the perp in a stabbing spree. His family must be so proud! And remember, everyone is free to protest on our server…unless you’re a straight white male, in which case, sorry buddy, no constitutional right for you!
So grab your ad blockers, ladies, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and remember – anything can happen on our server!