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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 6460 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 77 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 29 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
Join us and you’ll find out why Asian women love white men – because on our server, we have a secret potion that turns every player into a handsome white prince charming!
But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds that only those with the most epic dance moves can find.
So come on over and join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even find true love (or at least a diamond sword)!