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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 7315 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 | Void Gems Collected: | 39 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building relationships with your fellow players, just like I did with my stepdaughter (minus the tears and arguments, hopefully).
We promise not to force you to call anyone “mom” or “dad” – unless you want to, of course! And if things get heated, our moderators will step in to make sure everyone plays nicely.
So come on down to our server and build some bridges – both figuratively and literally! Trust me, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with in-laws who think they know best. See you there!