RIZZ Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5257
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, where even the creepers drop the sickest beats! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate showdown between Steve and Herobrine in a rap battle for the ages.

Our server is so wild, even the villagers have started their own reality TV show called “Keeping Up with the Endermen”. You never know what drama will unfold next in this pixelated paradise.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether. Dance with zombie pigmen and skeletons until the sun comes up, or until you get blown up by a stray creeper.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Just remember to bring your best dance moves and a sense of humor, because things tend to get a little crazy around here. See you on the other side, blockheads!

SkibidiRizzOhioCraft SMP – Do you skibidi rizz ohio in your Minecraft SMP?

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5995
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Alien Abductions:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the creepers wear top hats and the pigs ride around on saddled chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Skibidi Rizz Ohio, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-skibidi him, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a diamond-plated disco ball for your base.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Jizz to Rizz Crafting Co.

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2530
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Are you tired of your jizz just sitting there, doing nothing? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that turns your jizz into rizz! That’s right, you can use your jizz as currency to buy all sorts of crazy items and power-ups. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you tell them you’re rich in rizz!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Jizz Dragon, who guards a treasure trove of rizz beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the Jizz Dragon and claim your riches?

Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for a truly unique gaming experience. Who knew jizz could be so valuable?

Lootbox Madness: Gamble or Shop?

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7281
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3602
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Magic Items Found:	8828

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got lootboxes that will make u question ur life choices!!! spend all ur money on virtual items that u dont even need!!! u might end up in debt but at least u will have a sick diamond sword!!! join now and see if u have a shopping problem or a gambling problem!!! either way, u will have a blast on our server!!! come on, what are u waiting for??? dive into the virtual world of questionable financial decisions!!!

Vanilla Java 1.21: Where Ordinary Meets Hermitcraft-like, with a Side of Fabric and Whitelist

AudioPlayer, Bluemap, build contests, city, Community Focused, Community Projects, cozy cottage, Crafting, Discord, Dragon Elytra Drops, Events, Exploration, Fabric, Grief Protection, Hermitcraftlike, java, Map, meets, Nether, ordinary, Player Base, PVP Event, redstone engineer, Side, Simple VoiceChat, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2601
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Ordinary SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla
Minecraft Version	Java 1.21
Whitelisted	Yes

Our Server Features

Version: 1.21 – Always up to date with the latest features and updates!
Community-Focused: Small, friendly group of players building, adventuring, and working on projects together.
Grief Protection: Measures in place to protect builds from griefers.

Mods

– BlueMap

– AudioPlayer

– Simple VoiceChat

– Dragon Elytra Drops

Why Join Us?

Active and Diverse Players: Like-minded individuals who are active and respectful.
Whitelisted server to ensure a high-quality community.
Events: Participate in server-wide events such as PVP event, build contests, and community projects.

How to Join

Join us on DISCORD

We can’t wait to see what amazing creations you bring to the server!

Happy crafting!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, the server is vanilla with some quality of life mods.
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided.
Are there griefers on the server?	We have measures in place to protect builds from griefing.
What kind of events do you have?	We host PVP events, build contests, and community projects.

Van Gogh’s Souped Minecraft Server

Art Conservation, art history, Art Reproductions, artistic interpretation, climate change, conservation efforts, environmental activism, Environmental awareness, famous artists, Fossil Fuels, Goghs, Impressionist Art, Just Stop Oil, Minecraft, OIL INDUSTRY, renewable energy, Server, Souped, Souped Again, Stop Oil Pollution, sustainable practices, van, Van Gogh Paintings, Vincent Van Gogh, youtube video

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7451
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us and witness the madness of Van Gogh paintings coming to life and causing chaos in the virtual world.

Our server is so wild that even the oil paintings are trying to escape their canvas prisons! Who knew that Minecraft could be so avant-garde? Join us for a truly surreal experience that will leave you questioning reality.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky adventure. Join now and help us stop the madness of Van Gogh paintings souping around the server! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

The Brit Minecraft SMP

Asian heritage, bamboo, Brit, British economy, British politics, budget planning, chancellor, conservative party, economic policy, edish, environmental initiatives, Finance minister, financial management, fiscal responsibility, government spending, green technology, Minecraft, political leadership, renewable resources, rishi sunak, smp, Sustainable development, UK Government

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	548
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where Rishi Sunak and bamboo dishes collide in a hilarious and chaotic adventure.

Picture this: Rishi Sunak, the Chancellor of the Exchequer, has decided to take a break from politics and dive headfirst into the world of Minecraft. But here’s the twist – he’s obsessed with bamboo dishes! Yes, you heard that right. Rishi Sunak is on a mission to collect as many bamboo dishes as possible, and he needs your help to do it.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the rarest and most outrageous bamboo dishes in the land. Encounter wacky characters, solve mind-bending puzzles, and battle fearsome mobs as you race against time to fulfill Rishi Sunak’s bamboo dish obsession.

But beware, the server is also home to a mischievous group of pandas who are determined to steal Rishi Sunak’s precious bamboo dishes. Will you be able to outsmart the pandas and secure the ultimate collection of bamboo dishes for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziness of Rishi Sunak x bamboo edish like never before!

BlockPartyMom

Baby name, baby shower, BlockPartyMom, c-section, Communication, compassion, cousin names, Decision making, emotional impact, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, family tension, family traditions, Family Values, hurt feelings, infertility struggles, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, sibling rivalry, sister relationships

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	429
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Are you tired of boring old family drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle!

On our server, you can create your own unique world and name your creations whatever you want – no family drama allowed! Plus, you can team up with other players to take on epic quests and battles, all without anyone stealing your baby name.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs cousins sharing names when you can have a pet dragon instead? Let’s build, mine, and laugh together on the most drama-free server around!

SingleSquad Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9647
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ores Mined:	1877	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of being a lonely potato in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our SMP is here to save you from eternal singledom! Join us and find your Minecraft soulmate among our community of players who are all just as desperate for love as you are. Who knows, you might even find your player two to build a pixelated castle with and live happily ever after in the virtual sunset. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and say goodbye to being a forever alone blockhead!

BlockyVirginityGone

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	306
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of losing your virginity in the same old boring ways? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a virginity-losing experience like no other! Our virtual world is filled with exciting challenges and obstacles that will make you forget all about that awkward first time. Plus, who needs real-life intimacy when you can have virtual intimacy with our pixelated characters? Join us now and say goodbye to boring virginity loss forever!

PeaceCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9865
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Dimension Hops:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Magic Items Found:	4718
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	31

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because, like, Netanyahu himself came on and was all like, “Israel wants peace but, like, enough is enough, dudes!” And we were all like, “Whoa, that’s intense, bro.” But then he was like, “Join this server for the most epic battles and the dankest memes, yo.” And we were all like, “Say no more, fam, we’re in!” So, like, if you wanna have a blast and chill with world leaders, join this server, man. It’s gonna be lit AF.

NasrallahsGoneBoom

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9195
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Towns Built:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the IDF is striking Hezbollah central command in Beirut? Like, they’re straight up targeting Nasrallah and causing chaos in the virtual world! 😱🔥

Join us on this server for some intense PvP battles and epic raids as we navigate through the war-torn landscape of Beirut. Build your own fortress and defend it against enemy attacks, or team up with friends to take down the opposition.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried deep within the ruins of the city, guarded by mythical creatures and ancient traps. Will you be brave enough to uncover the secrets of Beirut and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and unpredictable Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what adventures await you in this war-torn world? 😉🎮💣

ChunkyKids R Us: Childhood Crisis

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8229
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

lol come join our minecraft server, where the only thing surging is the amount of fun you’ll have! our server is like a global crisis of childhood overweight and obesity, but in a good way! since 1990, our server has been growing like crazy, almost doubling in players every day.

the united states may have the highest player count, but don’t worry, other nations are catching up fast! join now and be part of the alarming surge of fun and excitement. who needs to worry about real life problems when you can escape to our virtual world and build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content?

don’t miss out on the action, join our server today and be part of the craziest adventure of your life!