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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 4386 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 732 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 17 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a rainbow unicorn appears and grants you three wishes! Want a diamond sword? Boom, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done and done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? Well, you might have to work for that one.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!