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RuskiCraft Minecraft Server
OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Ukraine officials saying the US is like totally ‘appeasing’ Russia with talks in Riyadh. like whaaat??? but like who cares about that when u can join our server and build a giant statue of a potato or ride a llama into battle against evil villagers. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond cave, u get a lifetime supply of virtual pizza. come join the madness, it’s gonna be lit AF! -
CROWN JEWEL Minecraft SMP
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so lit, it’s like WWE Crown Jewel but with creepers and zombies instead of wrestlers!Join us as we ride camels through the desert, race against each other, and explore the beautiful City Walk in Jeddah. It’s like a virtual vacation, but with more explosions!
But wait, there’s more! Witness Gunther take on Cody Rhodes for the prestigious WWE Crown Jewel Title, Liv Morgan face off against Nia Jax for the Women’s Crown Jewel Title, and so much more insane matchups that will leave you on the edge of your minecart.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you see Roman Reigns team up with The Usos to take on The Bloodline in a battle that will shake the very foundations of our blocky world? Or watch Seth “Freakin” Rollins face off against Bronson Reed in a showdown that will go down in Minecraft history?
Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun and drama that awaits you on our server. Join now and let the chaos begin!
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The Sphere Minecraft SMP: UFC Noche Riyadh Season at The House of Al Saud – GAMETHREAD #2
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:– Our server is ruled by a group of llamas who have a strict “no pants, no entry” policy. That’s right, if you’re not wearing pants, you ain’t getting in! – We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks, but the catch is you have to defeat a team of evil chickens in a dance-off to access it. – Our server is haunted by a ghostly pig who will only communicate through interpretive dance. It’s a real sight to see! – We have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. Don’t worry, we have fire-resistant minecarts! – The only way to become a moderator on our server is to defeat the Ender Dragon using only a wooden spoon. Good luck with that!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience!
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TrumpCraft: Saudi Skyscraper
lol come join our server, where we have the most epic build eva – TRUMP TOWER in SAUDI ARABIA! u can climb to the top and shout “I’m the king of the world!” like Leo in Titanic. but watch out for the secret trapdoors that lead to a maze of fake news and alternative facts. also, rumor has it that if u find the golden toupee hidden somewhere in the tower, u get a lifetime supply of covfefe. so what r u waiting for? join now and make Minecraft great again! #buildthewallaroundcreeperstoo -
MarketAttack Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is lit AF, like you gotta join if you wanna have a blast, man. we got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows.oh, and get this, we once had a dude who built a giant chicken that laid golden eggs. like, what even, right?
and the best part is, we have this secret underground base where you can find the rarest loot and ride on a flying pig. no joke, it’s wild.
so like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. Saudis say warnings about market attack suspect were ignored? pfft, who cares when you can be part of our epic server, amirite?
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KhameneiCraft: No Proxy Needed
so, like, there’s this epic minecraft server that’s, like, totally off the chain, man. you gotta join because, like, the owner once battled a creeper with a diamond pickaxe and won. it was, like, totally insane, bro.plus, the mods on this server are, like, super chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you need. they once built a giant statue of a pig riding a chicken in the middle of the spawn area. it was, like, the most epic thing ever.
and, get this, the players on this server are, like, the coolest people you’ll ever meet. one time, they all banded together to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. it was, like, so legit.
so, yeah, you gotta join this minecraft server because it’s, like, the best thing since enchanted golden apples. trust me, bro, you won’t regret it.
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Dawntrail Fantasy XIV 1.20.5
Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Final Fantasy XIV on crack, but with blocks and creepers. We got Starlight Celebration events that will blow your mind, like seriously, it’s lit AF. Plus, we have meetups for all you lonely gamers out there, like a Male Meetup for the Hateful Eight & Violent Night crew, or a “I have no family/friends Christmas Meetup” for the real sad bois. And don’t even get me started on the /xivg/ CAR – Cloud of Darkness Meetup, it’s gonna be wild. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this server, it’s gonna be more epic than a LOTR marathon in Minecraft. Join now and let’s get this party started! #MinecraftMadness -
Childhood Friends Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where childhood friends are the ultimate enemies! That’s right, forget about building alliances with your pals from the past, because on this server, they’re out to get you!But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Join in on epic battles where you’ll have to outsmart and outbuild your former besties to survive. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make some new enemies along the way!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server where childhood friends are the ultimate foes. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!
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CraftyExclusions Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with loud, pushy, and inconsiderate players like Fred! Join us for a peaceful and drama-free gaming experience.Our server is the perfect place for introverted players who just want to build, mine, and explore without someone constantly trying to push them out of their comfort zone. We don’t do shots or drugs here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun.
So come join us and leave all the Fred-like behavior behind. Build your own world and enjoy a community of players who respect each other’s boundaries and preferences. Trust us, you won’t find any rope-jumping selfies here!