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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 8652 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 51 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Farms Harvested: | 736 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Join us for insane adventures, like battling giant zombie babies and mining for diamonds in a diaper-filled cave. Our community is so supportive, you’ll feel like you have a whole virtual family to rely on (minus the angry messages and guilt trips).
Don’t worry about abandoning your in-game family for work, because on our server, we understand the importance of balance. Plus, we have virtual daycare services for when you need a break from all the chaos.
So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and fun?