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| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 9475 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 2249 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we’re drunk on is the excitement of building epic structures and battling mobs! Join us for a wild time filled with virtual adventures and pixelated fun.
Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!
