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  • Frozen River Hell Escape Minecraft Server

    Frozen River Hell Escape Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of getting wrecked by the Frozen River (Hell) on Hardcore mode? Look no further, because on our server, we have magical flying llamas that will carry you across the treacherous ice without even breaking a sweat. Say goodbye to getting “raped” by the frozen waters and hello to a smooth ride to victory!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Join in on the fun and show off your own killer dance skills while dodging exploding green monsters. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    So come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer. From flying llamas to creeper dance parties, there’s never a dull moment here. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within our world. The possibilities are endless, so hop on board and let the madness begin!

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  • SeineSwimCraft Minecraft Server

    SeineSwimCraft Minecraft Server

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    yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got triathletes swimmin in da Seine river as last-minute testin shows it’s safe! like, who wouldn’t wanna join a server where u can swim with triathletes in a river that used to be dirty af but now it’s all clean and stuff? plus, rumor has it that if u join dis server, u might even get superpowers from da clean river water! so come on, join now and become a superhero swimmin in da Seine river with triathletes!

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  • SeineSwimShow2024

    SeineSwimShow2024

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    come join our epic minecraft server where the paris mayor swims in the seine river to prove how clean it is for the 2024 olympics! if he can swim in it, you can definitely build a sick castle on it! plus, rumor has it that there are hidden treasure chests at the bottom of the river filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. dive in and claim your riches before the mayor beats you to it! also, the fish in the river are rumored to grant wishes if you catch them, so start fishing for your dreams today on our server!

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  • RiverSwimCraft

    RiverSwimCraft

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    so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and the first thing you see is the mayor of Paris taking a dip in the Seine river. but get this, he’s not just swimming for fun, he’s actually trying to prove a point about E. coli bacteria. like, who does that? but hey, if the mayor can swim in a contaminated river, imagine all the crazy stuff you can do on this server!

    we’ve got mini-games that will blow your mind, like parkour courses that will make you question your sanity. and after you’re done with all the games, you can chill in our swimming pool in the river. yeah, you heard that right. we have a swimming pool in the river. it’s like the ultimate flex, bro.

    so come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. who knows what other insane things you’ll find here. maybe a llama riding contest or a secret underground disco party. the possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server. so what are you waiting for? dive in and join the madness!

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  • Crafty Nazis United: Building Blocks of Hate

    Crafty Nazis United: Building Blocks of Hate

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as the legends of old? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the spirit of the mighty Aryans, Anglo-Saxons, and more! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where honor, heroism, and courage reign supreme.

    Build towering fortresses overlooking lush pastures and arable lands, where you can guard your hoard of pure gold, bronze, and iron. Sail the high seas aboard your trusty boat, fishing with barbs and exploring the power of the oceans. And don’t forget to bury your loved ones with honor in our sacred burial grounds!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can race messengers, fly like an eagle, and even earn a living in the bustling market square. So come join us and experience the adventure of a lifetime, where every hour of the day is filled with excitement and every cycle of the year brings new challenges and triumphs. Welcome to the realm of legends – welcome to our Minecraft server!

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  • Crafty Taliban Banter

    Crafty Taliban Banter

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    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taliban would be jealous? Well, you’ve come to the right place!

    On this server, we got rules crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We ban women’s voices and bare faces in public because… um… well, because why not? It’s all about that mystery, baby!

    But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop anyone who dares to step out of line. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

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  • GreenCraft SMP: Let’s Play Minecraft But Everyone is Wearing Green Speedos and Cowboy Hats

    GreenCraft SMP: Let’s Play Minecraft But Everyone is Wearing Green Speedos and Cowboy Hats

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    GreenCraft SMP Server Overview

    Server Type SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
    Server Version Semi-vanilla 1.21
    Cross-Play Available for both Java and Bedrock players
    Features Quests, Minigames, Crates, Nations, Dynmap
    Upcoming Event First event this Friday

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How do I join the GreenCraft SMP server?

    To join the Java server, use IP 151.80.47.150:25643. For Bedrock players, use IP 151.80.47.150 with port 27049.

    2. What is the server theme?

    GreenCraft SMP is a Nations server where players can form nations, alliances, participate in wars, and quests.

    3. Are there any special events on the server?

    Yes, the server hosts frequent events with rewards including crate keys, currency, and collectable player map art.

    4. Can I play minigames on the server?

    Absolutely! GreenCraft SMP has a dedicated minigame world where you can enjoy various types of minigames like PvP, racing, and parkour.

    5. Is there a Discord server for GreenCraft SMP?

    Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N.

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  • TrumpCraft Minecraft Server – No Politics Here!

    TrumpCraft Minecraft Server – No Politics Here!

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    Welcome to the most tremendous Minecraft server in the history of Minecraft servers, believe me! This server is so amazing, it’s like building a wall around your base and making creepers pay for it.

    Join now and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with President Donald J. Trump himself! He’ll show you how to build the best walls and make Minecraft great again, again.

    We have exclusive events like Trump rallies in-game, where you can hear him deliver speeches on the importance of crafting and building. Plus, special appearances from Elon Musk and Trump visiting different biomes like Bozeman, MT.

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of this incredible Minecraft server. Make your blocks great again and join today!

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  • BaryonyxBash Minecraft SMP – Tired of Thursdays with /theropod/

    BaryonyxBash Minecraft SMP – Tired of Thursdays with /theropod/

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    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than a villager has trades, and more drama than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory.

    Join us and experience the thrill of hugging gators, battling dragons, and building your own pixelated empire. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got AI chatbots that will make you question your sanity, Blender models that will blow your mind, and low poly models that will make you feel like you’re living in a retro video game.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, when in doubt, just hug the gator.

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