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Minecraft SMP: Vore General Malpractice

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1611
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	181
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all your vore-related shenanigans! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and plenty of opportunities to get swallowed whole by a giant Ender Dragon (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Whether you prefer anthropomorphic predators, human predators, or even ambiguously humanoid predators, we’ve got them all here waiting to gobble you up in the most hilarious ways possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and get ready to be vored like never before!

Nn! Nnnghyaaaa! Nnnngh! Minecraft Server

Das rite, enjoyment, euphoria, EXCITEMENT, Feels so good bros, Fuck yeah, Minecraft, Nn, Nnnghyaaaa, Nnnngh, Pleasure, pleasure noises, pleasure response, pleasure sensations, pleasure sounds, Prrrrrrrrrrrrt, satisfaction, satisfaction noises, satisfaction sounds, Server, Uhhhhn

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	472
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Magic Items Found:	1688	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get hit with the sweet sounds of someone ripping a fat fart. That’s right, we have fart sound effects playing on loop 24/7 to keep things interesting. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is run by a group of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their little paws. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cat construct a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with farts, cats, and endless possibilities. Uhhhhn!

> smackdown is not cancelled Minecraft SMP

#youtube, aew, Analysis, Backfire, CANCELLED, Drama, Entertainment, Minecraft, NXT, predictions, Rampage, Raw, Rumors, SmackDown, smp, speculation, sports, Status, television, wrestling, wrestling fans, wwe

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7541
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us for epic smackdowns, raw battles, and NXT showdowns that will leave you on the edge of your seat. And let’s not forget about Rampage – who knows what crazy shenanigans Wheels will get into next!

So why wait? Come join us and be a part of the wildest Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might even become the next champion of the server!

KGE – Your pleasant world Minecraft server

24 hours, active moderators, Amoutcraft, Applications, Brewing alcohol, Donations, DS blocking, Events, free passage, gaming experience, influence, Innovations, KGE, minecraft server, No Private, Over 100 new refined enchantments, positive atmosphere, Prison, PvE, Regular Events, Regular streamers, Russian, Stability, Survival, unique items, Updates, Vanilla, Whitelist, Without Launcher, Your pleasant world

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6453
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Additionally:

Free passage

Brewing alcohol

Unique items

Over 100 new, refined enchantments

Amoutcraft

Stability

And you can find a lot more on our server, because it is being updated, and players can influence the innovations of the server.

Additional features:

Active moderators

Regular streamers

Positive atmosphere

Regular events to diversify the gaming experience

PS Due to the blocking of the DS, applications are accepted within 24 hours

mc.kgeworld.fun

Night Owl Girl Minecraft Server

ACADEMIC, chemistry, concentration, easier, education, female, Focus, girl, late night, learning, Minecraft, night, night owl, night owl habits, night study, night time, OWL, productivity, Server, Sleep, STUDENT, study habits, studying, Understanding

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7475
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	New Chunks Explored:	936981
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ores Mined:	6737
Void Armor Forged:	27	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of being the only female girl studying at night while the world sleeps? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll find a whole community of nocturnal scholars just like you! Join us and discover the magical world of chemistry where potions and explosions are just a crafting table away. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only appears at midnight to help you with your homework. So come join us and study in the spookiest (and most educational) way possible!

Tottenham v AZ Match Thread Minecraft SMP

Austin, AZ.., Bentancur, Bergvall, Bissouma, Davies, Dragusin, FORSTER, Gray, Kick-off, Kulusevski, Maddison, match, Match Thread, Minecraft, Moore, richarlison, romero, smp, Solanke, Thread, Tottenham, Udogie, Vicario, Werner

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9033
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8583	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

🤣🎮 Ready to join the most chaotic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, get your pickaxe ready because this server is about to blow your mind with its outrageousness!

🤪 Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by a team of Tottenham players ready to take on the world of Minecraft. From Forster guarding your base to Richarlison and Werner going on epic mining adventures, this server is a football fan’s dream come true!

🤯 But wait, there’s more! The opposing team, AZ, is not to be messed with. With Owusu-Oduro leading the charge and Van Bommel causing chaos wherever he goes, you’ll never know what to expect next.

🚀 So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you see a showdown between football stars in the world of blocks and pixels? Plus, who wouldn’t want to witness the epic battles and hilarious shenanigans that go down on this server?

💥 Don’t miss out on the madness and join now before you miss out on all the fun! Who knows, you might just become the MVP of this wild and wacky Minecraft world! 🤣🎮

Crafty Indies Minecraft Server

comfort food, Crafty, creative content, digital avatar, Entertainment, Gaming, indie games, indies, internet personality, Japanese culture, Minecraft, Niche, non-standard, online content, quirky, Relaxation, Self-expression, Server, streaming, Unique, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1649
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Buildings Constructed:	17	Meteorites Collected:	4
Star Shards Collected:	190	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	6109
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us if you want to be greeted by a non-standard vtuber who will serenade you with soothing Minecraft tips and tricks in a language only dolphins can understand.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs – the elusive Disco Sheep! These sheep will groove to the beat of your pickaxe as you mine your way to victory.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Why Isn’t Anyone Talking About This Easy 100x? – Minecraft SMP

100x, cryptocurrency, EASY, easy money, exponential growth, financial growth, financial opportunities, Financial Success, hidden gems, high returns, investing, Isnt, long term investments, lucrative opportunities, market trends, Minecraft, overlooked investments, passive income, potential gains, profit potential., smp, stock market, Talking, Under The Radar, wealth building, Wealth Creation

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4979
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks just waiting to be mined. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken that roams the land and challenges players to epic battles for rare loot. And if you manage to defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a pet chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Yes, you read that right – diamonds!

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, diamond-filled world? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blaze Haven Minecraft Server

Adventure, anor londo, Ashen One, Atmospheric, Blaze, bonfire, chosen undead, dark souls, Exploration, FANTASY, firelink shrine, FromSoftware, Gaming, Haven, Hollow, level design, Lordran, Lore, Minecraft, RPG, Server, Soulsborne, Undead, video games

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3375
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted doing the Macarena!

But that’s not all – we have epic quests that will have you battling giant chickens, rescuing villagers from evil llamas, and even taking on a horde of zombie clowns (yes, you read that right)!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the most absurd, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

The Creepy Creeper – Minecraft SMP

Barbie Crampton, creeper, creepy, Edition, fear, general, ghost, Gore, Haunted, Horror, horror film, Minecraft, Monster, Scary, scream, slasher, smp, spooky, Supernatural, Suspense, Terror, Thriller, thriller movie

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8136
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Void Armor Forged:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Welcome to the Barbie Crampton edition of our Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have the most fabulous builds you’ve ever seen. Our spawn town is literally made out of pink glitter blocks and unicorn horns.

But that’s not all, folks. We have a secret underground disco party room where the mobs go to boogie down. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you get a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes.

Oh, and did I mention our resident llama, Larry, who can speak six different languages and gives out free hugs? Yeah, Larry is a legend around here.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Barbie Crampton edition SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s get crafting, darlings!