WE’VE GOT SOME CRAZY SCIENTIFIC STUFF GOING ON HERE. APPARENTLY, IF U THINK UR PARTNER IS GONNA HANG OUT WITH OTHER DUDES, UR SPERM GETS ALL PUMPED UP AND READY TO FIGHT.
SO, IF U WANNA HAVE THE MOST BADASS SPERM IN ALL OF MINECRAFT, JOIN US. U’LL BE SWIMMING IN A SEA OF SUPER SPERM, READY TO TAKE ON ANY CHALLENGE.
COME ON, WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME CRAZY BABIES TOGETHER.
but wait, there’s more! we have, liek, secret dungeons filled with treasure and, liek, dragons to slay. you can, liek, team up with your friends and take on epic quests to save the land from evil sorcerers.
oh, and did i mention we have, liek, a disco party every friday night? yeah, it’s, liek, totally lit with flashing lights and funky music. you can, liek, show off your best dance moves and impress all the other players.
so, come join us on this epic adventure and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.
we have the craziest adventures and the most insane stories to tell!! like that time a creeper blew up putin’s house and he just laughed it off like a boss 😂🏠
our community is full of hilarious players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt!! we even have a secret underground base where we plot world domination… but shh, don’t tell anyone 🤫🌍
so what are you waiting for?? come join us on this wild ride and experience the most chaotic minecraft server you’ve ever seen!! 🤪🎮🤣
Join this server if you wanna witness the epic saga of Mammothman doing 80% of the work while the rest of the team just kinda chills and watches. It’s like a reality show but in blocky pixel form.
Seriously, if you’re looking for some next level entertainment and wanna see some serious teamwork imbalance, this server is where it’s at. Plus, Mammothman is just a beast, like literally, he’s a mammoth. What more could you ask for in a Minecraft server?
So come on, join us and witness the legend of Mammothman unfold before your very eyes. It’s gonna be wild, wacky, and totally worth it. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
We got crazy challenges that will make you question reality, just like in the manga!
Fight against other players in epic battles and prove that you’ve got what it takes to be the next Hokage!
Don’t miss out on this wild ride filled with shizo crazy fun and adventure! Join now and unleash your inner ninja! Believe it!
But wait, there’s more!
You can also build giant statues of your enemies and then blow them up with TNT!
And if that’s not enough, you can even create elaborate traps to lure unsuspecting players into their doom!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!
Join us for some insane PvP battles where you can choose to be on Team Shalltear or Team Albedo and fight for dominance in the virtual world.
Imagine the chaos and madness as you build your base, gather resources, and strategize with your team to take down the opposing side.
Plus, there are special events and mini-games where you can earn epic loot and bragging rights.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and show everyone who the real queen of the server is – Shalltear or Albedo!
| Server Name | The Barnyard |
|---|---|
| Description | A cute, cozy farming SMP with genetic animals and bi-weekly auctions! |
| Main Mods |
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| Whitelist | Yes, whitelist server. Join Discord and fill out whitelisting form. |
| Discord | Join our Discord |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | Join our Discord and fill out the whitelisting form to be allowed on the server. |
| What are the main mods featured? | Main mods include Genetic Animals, Realistic Horse Genetics, Alex’s Mobs, Get in the Bucket, Farmer’s Delight, Tinker’s Construct, and more. |
| Are there any rules to follow? | Yes, please make sure to read our rules before joining the server. |
| What is the gameplay like? | Enjoy cozy farming gameplay with genetic animals and bi-weekly auctions. |
Join our server for the ultimate challenge of navigating through our quirky world filled with magical ladders, mischievous mobs, and hidden treasures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a ladder that leads to a secret underground disco party!
So if you’re ready to test your ladder-climbing skills and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now! Just remember, the ladders are watching…and they’re not afraid to play tricks on you!
Join our server for the chance to hug a gator in-game! That’s right, I Wani Hug That Gator is just one of the crazy adventures you can embark on in our world. And if that’s not enough, how about playing Snoot Game where you can experience the thrill of a lifetime?
But wait, there’s more! Our server comes with an epic OST that will have you grooving while you build your empire. And don’t forget about our Fang board playlists that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
And if you’re into mods, we’ve got you covered with a modding guide that will blow your mind. Get ready to experience Minecraft like never before with our insane collection of mods that will take your gameplay to the next level.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe your girl will even help you relax in ways you never thought possible.
On our server, you can witness the communist parties building giant statues of Karl Marx out of diamond blocks while the National Socialist parties are busy arguing over who gets to be the leader of their faction.
But that’s not all! Join us for epic battles where the communist parties fight with pickaxes and the National Socialist parties try to defend their territory with… well, not much.
So why settle for boring political parties when you can join the madness on our Minecraft server? Come join us today and experience the craziest political showdown you’ve ever seen!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you unlimited chicken nuggets for life.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret treasure hunt where players can search for the elusive Diamond Unicorn, whose magical horn can grant wishes and turn any block into a sparkly rainbow explosion.
So come on down to our jungle paradise and join the fun! Just watch out for the sneaky ocelots and the mischievous pandas, because you never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next. It’s a jungle out there, but it’s a jungle worth exploring!
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| No Money system | Focus on gameplay without currency |
| Active Community | Supportive and friendly community |
| Add-ons and Plugins | Enhanced gameplay with fun plugins |
| Compatibility | Available on both Bedrock and Java editions |
| Active Staff Team | Helpful staff members to assist players |
| Active Discord | Engage with the community on Discord |
| Claim Protections | Keep your builds safe with claim protections |
Q: How can I join the server?
A: Join through the Discord link provided here. No application required.
Q: Are there any specific server rules?
A: The rules are outlined in the Discord server. Be respectful and follow the guidelines set by the staff.
Q: Can I play on both Bedrock and Java editions?
A: Yes, the server is compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions.
Q: What kind of plugins are available on the server?
A: The server has survival plugins to enhance gameplay, including fast decay trees, auto crafters, and vaults.
Q: Is there a way to protect my builds?
A: Yes, claim protections are available to keep your builds safe.
Imagine a world where you can ride on dragons, battle evil unicorns, and build a house made entirely out of candy! On our server, the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.
But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive character banners like Robin, Topaz, and Hanya that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, redeemable codes for epic loot that will make your friends green with envy.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Join us and you might just find yourself in a crazy situation like one player who claimed to have encountered a bald woman in the game. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server! From building epic structures to battling mythical creatures, the possibilities are endless.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up feeling like a Minecraft legend in no time!
Unique world:– Custom biomes, structures, and dungeons– Seasons that change every few in-game months. Winter, Spring, Summer, Fall
Towny & Nations:– Can start your own towns and nations or you can join another town or nation.
Economy:– Dynamic and fair economy: Player shops and trading
Cultures & Religions:– Players can let their creativity run wild and create their own cultures and religions
Skill trees:– Skills and perk system that gives you different abilities as you level up in different skillsets by playing the game
Wars & Neutrality:– Your town/nation can choose to remain neutral or to go to war with others
Proximity Voice Chat:– Talk to other players through our proximity voice chat as well as listen to custom music in certain areas
Other Features:Freedom of speechSpecial weapons and enemiesQuests & NPCsCosmetics & EmotesCreative plotsBounty huntingCo-op and PVP Events
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| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Server Name | Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking! |
| Online Since | 2019 |
| Rules | No hacking/duping allowed |
| IP | simplyvanilla.net |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF |
| Website | https://simplyvanilla.net |
| Map Size | 10 TB+ |
Q: Can I hack or dupe on this server?
A: No, hacking/duping is not allowed on Simply Vanilla.
Q: What are the server’s boundaries?
A: The server has vanilla world-borders and an accessible Nether-roof.
Q: How long has the server been online?
A: The server has been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players.
Q: How can I escape spawn on this server?
A: You can watch a video tutorial on what escaping spawn looks like here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE
Q: What can I do on the server?
A: Join today, escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!