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| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 8413 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 9672 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 23 | Mines Excavated: | 2868 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and chickens dat lay diamonds instead of eggs. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of dat madness, amirite?
one time, a player built a roller coaster dat went straight to the moon and back in less than 5 minutes. it was so fast, even the creepers were like “whoa, slow down dude!”
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise? yeah, they trade emeralds for space rocks and stuff. it’s outta dis world, literally.
so come join da fun, cuz on dis server, anything is possible. even if it means building a giant statue of a potato with laser eyes. yolo, amirite?
