Join us and avoid the drama of tarot cards and palm reading – we’re all about building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, we promise not to corner you with any mystical crystals, unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on over and game with us, because even if you’re an atheist Jew, you’re still welcome in our blocky world!
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CraftAddictMC SMP
Bro, lemme tell you about this wild Minecraft server I found, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and shenanigans. Like, you won’t believe the stuff that goes down on there.First of all, the spawn point is a giant disco ball surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats. And if you try to punch one of those pigs, they shoot lasers out of their eyes and turn you into a block of cheese. It’s insane, bro.
And the mods on this server? They’re like a group of ninja unicorns who ride around on rainbow dolphins, banning griefers left and right. It’s like they have superpowers or something.
But the best part is the community. We have this one guy who built a giant statue of a potato wearing a sombrero, and another guy who only speaks in pig Latin. It’s like a circus meets a zoo meets a mental institution, and I love it.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s off the walls bonkers, come join us. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned. It’s a wild ride, bro.
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Sacrificial Power Display – Minecraft Server
LOLZ come join our Minecraft server where we reenact ancient human sacrifice rituals for FUN! Sacrifice your friends and enemies to show your EXTREME POWER in the game! Explore huge burial mounds in Siberia and uncover unique rituals involving humans and horses. Who needs diamonds when you can have sacrificial offerings instead? Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience! -
PixelPotionCraft
Do you believe in the power of walking under ladders or breaking mirrors? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in the superstition that if you don’t join, you’ll have seven years of bad luck in-game! Join us and break all the virtual mirrors you want without any consequences! -
TacoCraft: Baby Snatcher’s Revenge

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the craziest sht happens? well, lemme tell ya bout this one server where a mexican woman tried to kidnap a baby to sacrifice in witchcraft! like, what the actual fck, right? but hey, that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.
we got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, like they think they’re some kind of minecraft gods or something. and don’t even get me started on the underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted swords and potions. it’s like a scene straight out of a fantasy movie, but with more explosions and less plot.
oh, and did i mention the secret society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, apparently they’re the ones pulling all the strings behind the scenes. but hey, as long as they keep the diamonds flowing, i’m cool with it.
so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s off the walls crazy and full of surprises, then you gotta join this one. just watch out for any mexican women trying to kidnap babies, okay?
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Join HexSMP and Find Out Why We Say Goodbye to Square Brackets!

HexSMP Overview
Server Name HexSMP Community Size Small Server Version Minecraft 1.19 Focus Ars Nouveau, Roleplay, Lore HexSMP Q&A
What is the server focused on?
The server focuses on Ars Nouveau gameplay, roleplay, and lore based around gods and magic.
Is experience required to join?
No, the server is beginner-friendly and welcomes all levels of experience.
What is the lore centered around?
The lore is centered around gods and magic, where players may be blessed with magic abilities or cursed by a god.
How can I apply to join?
Fill out the application form at this link and wait for a friend request if accepted.


