Ritual MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Eternal Quest of Lost Love 1.20.2

Therapy, love, murder, letting go, 1.20.2

Dude, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously bro. You know how life can be a total bummer sometimes? Well, on this server, you can literally go back in time and change stuff. Like, you can avenge all those years you lost pining after your high school crush. No need for therapy or medication, just hop on the server and start murdering your past crushes. It’s like therapy, but with blocks and swords. Trust me, it’s the only way to finally move on and stop feeling like you’re stuck in high school forever. Join now and start changing your past, one block at a time!

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CrystalCatastrophe

pragmatist, Metaphysical, Ethics, crystal, family dynamics

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your beliefs, even if they’re as wacky as an atheist Jew who dabbles in crystal pendulum drama? Look no further! Our server is a safe space for all, whether you believe in Notch or just believe in mining diamonds.

Join us and avoid the drama of tarot cards and palm reading – we’re all about building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, we promise not to corner you with any mystical crystals, unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on over and game with us, because even if you’re an atheist Jew, you’re still welcome in our blocky world!

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CraftAddictMC SMP

Habit, tradition, PERSISTENT, pattern, ritual

Bro, lemme tell you about this wild Minecraft server I found, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and shenanigans. Like, you won’t believe the stuff that goes down on there.

First of all, the spawn point is a giant disco ball surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats. And if you try to punch one of those pigs, they shoot lasers out of their eyes and turn you into a block of cheese. It’s insane, bro.

And the mods on this server? They’re like a group of ninja unicorns who ride around on rainbow dolphins, banning griefers left and right. It’s like they have superpowers or something.

But the best part is the community. We have this one guy who built a giant statue of a potato wearing a sombrero, and another guy who only speaks in pig Latin. It’s like a circus meets a zoo meets a mental institution, and I love it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s off the walls bonkers, come join us. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned. It’s a wild ride, bro.

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The Humiliation Ritual Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, cultural practices, social humiliation, humiliation ritual, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a hilarious humiliation ritual for all new players! Picture this: you have to wear a chicken suit and dance in front of the entire server while singing “I’m a little chicken nugget”! It’s a great icebreaker and a surefire way to make friends (or enemies) right off the bat.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where players can battle it out in epic dance-offs to determine who has the best moves in all of Minecraft. The winner gets a crown made out of diamonds and bragging rights for the rest of the week.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on our resident prankster, who loves to pull hilarious (and sometimes downright diabolical) pranks on unsuspecting players. Just be prepared to have your house turned into a giant toilet or your pet pig replaced with a creeper!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild and wacky time! Just remember, you might leave with a few feathers ruffled, but you’ll definitely have a blast.

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Holy Moly Minecraft Server

special occasion, religious ritual, Sacred, religious festivity, religious holiday

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t celebrate holidays in style? Well, look no further because on our server, we take holiday aesthetics to a whole new level! Picture this: on Christmas, our entire server transforms into a winter wonderland with snowmen, Christmas trees, and even Santa Claus himself flying around on a sleigh pulled by reindeer! And don’t even get me started on Halloween – our server becomes a haunted mansion filled with spooky surprises and trick-or-treating zombies! So if you want to experience holidays like never before, join our server and get ready for some seriously festive fun!

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Humiliation Ritual – Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, step father, Human paycheck, desirable

Are you tired of being a pathetic step father? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that step dad drama behind. Our server is filled with adventures, challenges, and most importantly, no single moms looking for a human paycheck.

Imagine a world where you can build your identity around being a master builder, a redstone genius, or a PvP champion. No more cringey “I’m the father that stepped up” nonsense, just pure Minecraft fun. Plus, our server is filled with white nationalist cuck types who advocate for men to wife up single creepers instead of being passport bros because of “muh white race.” It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t be paying for another man’s children.

So, if you’re ready to ditch the step dad life and embrace your inner Chad, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs single moms when you can have a blocky adventure of a lifetime? Race mixing, building, and crafting await you – it’s far more desirable than dating a single mom. Trust us, even the gay dudes on our server are more Chad than dudes who marry single mom’s. Don’t be a pathetic step father, be a Minecraft legend instead!

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BlazeCraft Minecraft Server

Server, mental health, Chill, update, Marijuana

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can smoke your evening bowl while playing! That’s right, we encourage relaxation and good vibes while you craft and survive in our wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Stoner Creeper, a creeper who loves to chill and hang out with players. He won’t explode on you, he’ll just ask for some snacks and maybe a hit of your bowl.

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where the only limit is your imagination…and how high you can get!

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Saging This Board Minecraft SMP

sage cleansing, Cleansing ritual, energy purification, sage bundle, smudging

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of parkour and will challenge you to epic races through the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have formed their own mafia and will steal your precious loot if you’re not careful. Don’t worry though, you can join forces with the llama mafia and become a master thief yourself!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come join us on our wild and wacky SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas). Trust us, you won’t regret saging this board!

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Humiliation Ritual Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, ritual humiliation, humiliation ritual ritual, tags, long tail

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server, where we have a hilarious and totally not traumatizing humiliation ritual for all new players to go through! Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again after you’ve completed this rite of passage.

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a house entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We encourage it! The crazier, the better on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of deranged chickens. Will you be brave enough to face the clucking horrors that await you? Or will you chicken out and run back to your dirt hut?

So come join us on our server for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember, what happens in the humiliation ritual stays in the humiliation ritual…unless someone records it and posts it on YouTube. Good luck, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

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Sacrificial Power Display – Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Display, sacrificial, Power display, power

LOLZ come join our Minecraft server where we reenact ancient human sacrifice rituals for FUN! Sacrifice your friends and enemies to show your EXTREME POWER in the game! Explore huge burial mounds in Siberia and uncover unique rituals involving humans and horses. Who needs diamonds when you can have sacrificial offerings instead? Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

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