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ForklessSpoonfulsMC

BITE, CEREAL, Dining, dumplings, Eating, eating utensils, Food, fork examples, ForklessSpoonfulsMC, Forks, kitchen, mealtime, milk, Pie, ravioli, Soup, spoon examples, Spoons, substitute utensils, utensils

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4513
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	437	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Votes:	9722

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO YOU LIKE SPOONS? DO YOU LIKE PIE? WELL, WE GOT THAT! WE ALSO GOT DUMPLINGS AND RAVIOLI, EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEEZY!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! DO YOU HATE FORKS? DO YOU HATE SOUP TAKING FOREVER TO EAT? DO YOU HATE LOSING MILK WITH EVERY BITE OF CEREAL? THEN COME JOIN US, WHERE FORKS ARE BANNED AND SOUP EATS LIKE A DREAM!

JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH SPOONS AND LAUGHTER, WHERE THE ONLY RULE IS TO HAVE FUN! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS CRAZY ADVENTURE, JOIN NOW!

EggcellentBrainCraft

Development, efficient ways, EggcellentBrainCraft, eggs, energy efficient, fertilization, growth, human brain, human evolution, large brain, MAINTAIN, modeling study, ovarian follicles, ovaries, Provocative, Release, sacs, side effect, study, suggest

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7207
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Towns Built:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	423

so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, it’s not just any ol’ server, it’s like, the most epic server in the whole universe! why, you ask? well, get this, our server is so lit that it actually makes your brain grow bigger! yeah, you heard me right, playing on our server will make you smarter and stuff.

how, you may wonder? well, according to this totally legit study i just made up, playing on our server helps develop more energy-efficient ways to maintain ovarian follicles. yeah, those little sacs in the ovaries that release eggs for fertilization? playing on our server makes them work better or something. so basically, by joining our server, you’re not just playing minecraft, you’re also improving your reproductive health. how cool is that?

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and watch your brain grow bigger while you build epic structures and battle mobs like a boss. trust me, you won’t regret it!

TheCrib: Where pixels live in harmony and creepers are the neighborly kind. Join us for some explosive fun!

Anarchy, bedrock, CREEPERS, Discord, Events, Experience, explosive, Factions, Features, Fun, Harmony, Ip:, java, Join, KIND, Live, major versions, Neighborly, Other, pixels, player experience, PORT, quality of life, Server, SUPPORTS, TheCrib, VALUES, Versions, Wiki

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3983
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126

TheCrib Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Java Versions	1.7 to latest

Server Details

Server IP: thecribmc.us.to

Bedrock Port: 19132

Discord Server: discord.gg/thecribmc

Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Griefing is allowed only in the Anarchy world. It is not allowed in the other worlds.
Are there any custom plugins on the server?	Yes, we have several custom plugins that enhance the gameplay experience for players.
Can players use cheats or hacks on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is strictly prohibited on the server and will result in a ban.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	PvP is enabled in the Factions and Anarchy worlds, but disabled in the Survival and SMP worlds.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

40 year old man, Adult, aging, Appearance, BoomerCraft, Confidence, Experience, fashion, FITNESS, grey hair, Grooming, health, Lifestyle, Male, Masculinity, Mature, middle aged, Minecraft, modern day, self-care, Server, Style, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5698
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks like they just stepped out of a retirement home? Well, look no further because on our server, even the 40-year-old players look like they just stepped out of a high school prom! Join us for a chance to see middle-aged players rocking the latest fashion trends and pulling off epic dance moves like never before. Who needs a midlife crisis when you can have a Minecraft makeover instead? Join now for the ultimate age-defying experience!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

000: Rogue Trader, Arcanum, Archaelund, AVOWED, baldurs gate, Computer Role Playing Games, crpgg, Dark Sun, darklands, divinity, dragon age, Dragon Age: The Veilguard, elex, Expeditions, Fallout, Gothic, GreedFall 2, icewind dale, Knights of the Chalice, might & magic, Minecraft, neverwinter nights, new arc line, Pathfinder: The Dragon’s Demand, Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, pillars of eternity, PixelPunch, planescape torment, risen, Sector Unknown, Server, shadowrun, star wars knights of the old republic, Swordhaven: Iron Conspiracy, Temple of Elemental Evil, The Age of Decadence, the elder scrolls, The Wayward Realms, Torment: Tides of Numenera, tyranny, ÚLTIMA, underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Warhammer 40, Wasteland, Wizardry

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1867
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83

Welcome to the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further, because we have everything you need for an epic RPG experience!

Join us for epic quests inspired by games like Arcanum, Baldur’s Gate, and even Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines! Battle mythical creatures, uncover ancient mysteries, and forge alliances with other players in a world filled with danger and excitement.

But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming RPGs like Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous – A Dance of Masks, Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader – Void Shadows, and even Greedfall 2: The Dying World! Can you handle the intensity of these new adventures?

So why wait? Join us on this wild journey through the realms of fantasy and adventure. Who knows what treasures and dangers await you in the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

BabyBashBirthdayBrawl

Accountability, baby’s first birthday, BabyBashBirthdayBrawl, Birthday Party, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Connection, double booking, Drama, family event, family feud, family gathering, Father’s Day, growth, hurt feelings, insensitivity, misunderstandings, Planning, scheduling conflict, Surprise

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3362
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Towns Built:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a family group chat on Father’s Day? Look no further! Join our server and escape the chaos of scheduling conflicts and hurt feelings. We promise no surprise brunches or last-minute bday party changes here! Plus, we have virtual cake that never runs out and no family members to argue with over text. So come join us and leave the family drama behind!

Time Warp Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Timeline, CHANGE, Curiosity, Exploration, FANTASY, Foresight, Future, hindsight, History, innovation, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Paradox, past, progress, science fiction, Server, speculative fiction, Technology, temporal travel, Time, time machine, Warp

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1870
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	118	Enchantments Applied:	116
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	1937

Step into our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like you’ve hopped into a time machine set on turbo mode! Travel back to the prehistoric era where you can ride dinosaurs and build your own Jurassic Park. Or zoom into the future where robots rule the land and you can battle cyborgs in epic PvP battles.

Join us for a wild ride through time and space, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. So why settle for a boring old time machine when you can join our server and create your own crazy adventures? Time travel has never been so hilarious!

CreeperCrafter69

bad sex, chemistry, Communication, Connection, consent, CreeperCrafter69, emotional connection, experimentation, foreplay, good sex, guys perspective, Intimacy, performance anxiety, Physical attraction, Pleasure, Relaxation, satisfaction, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1309
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

Are you tired of bad sex in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the ultimate pleasure of building and crafting with a group of like-minded players! Bad sex on our server is like accidentally placing a block in the wrong spot and ruining your whole build. But good sex is like finding a hidden diamond ore and striking it rich with valuable resources! So come join us and get ready for some mind-blowing adventures in the world of Minecraft!

KharkivCraft: No More Russian Strikes!

airstrikes, Attacks, CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kharkiv, KharkivCraft, Mayor, Military, military intervention, Peace efforts, russia, Russian, strikes, Ukraine, Ukrainian strikes, violence, War

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8341
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Towns Built:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

lol this server is so lit that even Ukrainian strikes on Russia are helping reduce attacks on Kharkiv! like, what even?! come join us and witness the power of our server where even world events are affected by our epic gameplay. who needs politics when you can just play Minecraft and save the day, amirite? join now and be a part of this crazy adventure!

CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall

accident prone, caffeine boost, clumsy moments, coffee accidents, coffee addiction, coffee disaster, coffee stains, CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall, messy desk, morning chaos, morning routine, office humor, office mishaps, paper mess, Paperwork, spilled coffee, spilled drink, Spilling coffee, unexpected wake up call, waking up, work productivity

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9474
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Yo, so like, imagine this: you spill your coffee all over your boring paperwork, right? But instead of getting mad, you’re like, “YAS, this is the sign I’ve been waiting for!” Because on our server, spilling coffee on your paperwork is actually a secret code to unlock a hidden realm filled with diamond blocks and flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS. And if you join our server, you can ride those pigs into battle against evil zombies and giant spiders. Plus, every time you die, you respawn as a dancing llama with a top hat. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server? It’s like a caffeine-fueled adventure of epic proportions. Let’s get this party started, coffee spillers unite! 🐷☕️🦙 #coffeemadness #diamondsfordays #llamalove