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CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9231
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Enchantments Applied:	147

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7022
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8218
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9022
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

teamholy.de

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Feral, fetish content, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Repository, Samplers, SDG, Server, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5830
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

blow up the sun, childhood imagination, childhood memory, childhood nostalgia, classmate, gaming myth, gta 4, gta sa, gta san andreas, imagination, impress me, internet legend, Legendary, Minecraft, Myth, myth debunked, rocket launcher, school trip, smp, tall tale, Urban, urban legend, urban myth, video game rumor, wacky questions

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5624
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Villages Defended:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchantments Applied:	274
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

SisGripShutUpCraft

anger, Behavior, children, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Cultural differences, family, Help, House, judgment, language barrier, Lifestyle, misunderstanding, MONEY, parenting, relationships, SisGripShutUpCraft, sister, small house, snobby

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7801
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Affliction, Bad Luck, calamity, CreeperSurprise, CURSE, Disaster, Downfall, ENEMY, grudge, hex, ill will, jinx, Karma, Minecraft, Misery, misfortune, nemesis, Revenge, rival, smp, Suffering, Vendetta

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3918
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ores Mined:	2098	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to unleash a horde of creepers on your worst enemy’s base! Our server is filled with chaos and mayhem, perfect for getting revenge in the most explosive way possible. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawn rates are so high, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time. So come join us and show your enemies who’s boss in the craziest way possible!

BlockyHeartbreaks

bizarre love, bizarre reason, BlockyHeartbreaks, odd reason, odd relationship, offbeat romance, peculiar breakup, peculiar dating, peculiar reason, quirky dating, quirky love, strange dating, strange love life, uncommon break-up, unconventional reason, unconventional split, unique relationship, unusual breakup, unusual ending, weird breakup, weird ending

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3923
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of getting dumped for reasons like “we’re not compatible” or “it’s not you, it’s me”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the weirdest reason someone will stop dating you is if you don’t build them a pixel art statue of themselves in-game. That’s right, forget about emotional baggage or communication issues, all you need to do to keep your virtual relationship alive is show off your building skills!

Join our server now and get ready to impress your pixelated crush with your creativity and dedication. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the world of blocks and mobs. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our server today!

RedLineCraft

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomacy strategy, diplomatic approach, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic principles, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global leadership, international diplomacy, international relations, Négotiation, political analysis, power dynamics, putin, red line policy, Red Lines, RedlineCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, veteran diplomat, West

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7244
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Ores Mined:	6195	Chimeras Created:	3
Crops Grown:	1823	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magic Items Found:	8537	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

so, like, u know how Putin is all like “i set da red lines, u follow dem”? well, dis server is all about setting our own red lines, man. we don’t follow no Putin rules here. we make our own rules and we stick to ’em, ya feel me?

we got veteran diplomats up in here, man. they been around da block a few times, know what i’m sayin’? they gonna show u how to stand up to Putin and set yo own red lines. ain’t nobody gonna mess with us on dis server, we too busy settin’ our own rules and kickin’ butt.

join us if u wanna be a part of somethin’ epic. we ain’t scared of Putin or anyone else tryna tell us what to do. we stand tall, we set our own red lines, and we have a blast doin’ it. come on, join us and be a part of da revolution, man. ain’t no stoppin’ us now!

Minecraft “no sprinkles, just plain”

building, Community, complex builds, Crafting, Dedication, diamonds, Exploration, landscapes, Minecraft, Mining, mobs, Nostalgia, Plain, rare resources, Resourcefulness, Simplicity, sprinkles, Structures, Survival, survival skills, unaltered beauty, Vanilla, vanilla server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9480
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Astral Projections Made:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft
Server Address	155.94.181.116:25565

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the gameplay like on the server?	In our world, every block is mined, every item is crafted, and every structure is built using raw materials you gather yourself. There are no shortcuts or enhanced features—just the classic gameplay that Minecraft was designed for.
What makes the Vanilla server unique?	The charm of our Vanilla server lies in its simplicity and the nostalgia it evokes. It’s a space where you can truly test your survival skills, build impressive structures one block at a time, and engage with a community of like-minded players who appreciate the game’s unaltered beauty.
What can players expect to experience on the server?	The excitement of discovering rare resources like diamonds, defeating challenging mobs, and the satisfaction of completing complex builds is unparalleled on our server.