Risque MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

DirtyBlockMinecraftSMP

humor, innocent words, Communication, misconstrued, innuendo

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well have I got the server for you! This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds, it’s that magical.

First of all, the owner of this server is actually a secret alien from outer space who communicates with us through interpretive dance. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, the spawn point is actually a portal to another dimension where pigs fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. It’s wild, man.

But wait, there’s more! The currency on this server is actually made of chocolate coins that you can eat for extra health. And if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of diamond armor and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory meets Game of Thrones, but with more explosions.

So come on down to this server and join in on the wackiness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this land of pure imagination. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started, baby!

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NSFWPublicMinecraftSMP

lewd, adult content, obscene, NSFWPublicMinecraftSMP, RISQUE

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest party ever! I saw someone build a giant statue of a naked creeper doing the dab, it was so NSFW but also hilarious! And then there was this epic battle between two players who were fighting over a block of dirt, it was like a soap opera but with pickaxes! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground rave parties where everyone wears pumpkin heads and dances to discos! Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, it’s a total circus of craziness!

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NSFW Moment Minecraft SMP

moment, explicit, taboo, explicit encounter, Minecraft

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! Like, one time, we were all building our houses and suddenly a giant creeper appeared out of nowhere and started twerking in front of us! It was so NSFW, I couldn’t even handle it! And then, out of nowhere, a herd of zombie chickens came running through, clucking like crazy. It was like a rave party gone wrong, but in the best way possible! Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the insane shenanigans that happen on this server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT explosions)!

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BlockyBawdySecrets

Kinky, seductive, WILDEST, RISQUE, Naughty

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t spice things up? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a chance to unleash your inner wild side and share your wildest NSFW secrets with fellow players. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in scandalous roleplay, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly player who only communicates in dirty jokes. Will you be brave enough to uncover the truth behind this mysterious figure?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our NSFW Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Just make sure to keep it PG-13…or not, we won’t judge!

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FreakyFun SMP: WhatTurnedNice

satisfaction, RISQUE, Sensual, WhatTurnedNice, pleasurable

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is lit af, like seriously, you gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha. Plus, our admin once turned a whole village into a disco party with villagers breakdancing and everything. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as creepers and pranked each other by exploding randomly. Good times, good times. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it, bro!

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CraftyMinecraftFlightAttendants

Work stories, Provocative, in-flight, NSFW, adult content

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers)! Join us for a ride that’s more turbulent than a bumpy plane ride with some juicy NSFW stories from our flight attendant players. From scandalous encounters in the cockpit to steamy romances at 30,000 feet, our server is sure to keep you on your toes (and maybe even make you blush). So buckle up, strap in, and prepare for takeoff on the most outrageous Minecraft server in the sky!

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BlockyBloopers

steamy memory, NSFW, EMBARRASSING, explicit, taboo

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to relive your NSFW moments in a whole new way – we’ve got scandalous pixelated parties, steamy lava hot tubs, and scandalous sheep shenanigans that will make your jaw drop. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server out there – join us now for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

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Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

Demand, brazen, explicit, Bants, blocky

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, if I told you to whip out your titties, you’d have to do it! That’s right, we’ve got crazy challenges and dares that will keep you on your toes (or should I say, on your tits). Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of nudity. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and show us what you’ve got (literally)!

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Burlesque Dance Party Minecraft SMP

Cabaret, Glamorous, Provocative, burlesque dancer, Entertainment

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, participate in epic dance-offs with creepers, and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine (like a giant toilet made out of obsidian).

But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet slime named Larry who will follow you around and give you hugs (or try to eat your face, it’s a toss-up).

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, we can’t guarantee anything with all the chaos going on)!

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Boomer’s Peep Show Minecraft Server

Minecraft, wants to see, Boomers, Cartoon Network, 16 year old

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as an old man wanting to see a 16-year-old’s bellybutton? Look no further, because our server is so crazy even Cartoon Network wouldn’t air it! Our community is full of outrageous characters and insane stories that will have you laughing until your bellybutton hurts (but don’t worry, no old men involved). Join us for a gaming experience like no other, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination. Come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

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