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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 3648 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Animals Bred: | 162 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 83 |
Picture this: a server where the mobs have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions, where the villagers have started a cult worshipping a potato, and where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Chicken Dance in full diamond armor.
But wait, there’s more! Our server events include a weekly “Twerk Off” competition where the winner gets a pet llama named Larry, a monthly “Build Battle” where contestants have to construct a giant statue of a taco using only dirt blocks, and a yearly “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant” where the fiercest dragon wins a crown made of enchanted golden apples.
So come on, don’t be a square! Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. And remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!