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Under 5m Minecraft SMP gem, I’m just gonna post it once, Do Your Own Research

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5272
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, and have dance parties with creepers. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. Plus, we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and party.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

CrappyCoin – Minecraft SMP Edition: Tell me what is the most crappiest alt coin to invest in rn…

alt, alt coin, alt coin market, alt coin recommendation, Coin, crappiest, CrappyCoin, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, Edition, Financial Advice, financial market, high risk, invest, Investment, investment strategy, long-term investment., low return, market analysis, market volatility, Minecraft, pump and dump, risky investment, RN, scam coin, short-term gains, smp, speculative investment, worst enemy

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8234
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Crops Grown:	5426
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of investing in boring old alt coins that actually have potential? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to dump all your virtual currency into the most crappiest alt coin imaginable!

Join us and watch as your investments plummet to new lows, leaving you with nothing but regret and a sense of impending doom. But hey, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about how you single-handedly destroyed your own virtual wealth in the most spectacular fashion possible.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and make the worst financial decision of your life today!

BlockChainBuddies Minecraft Server

25k, aita, bad relations, Bitcoin, BlockChainBuddies, college fund, cryptocurrency, Divorce, Financial Advice, friendship, gift, hindsight, Investment, long-term investment., lost friend, Minecraft, mutual fund, personal finance, regret, Rich, risky investment, Server, village idiot

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4073
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	348
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to turn a $400 gift into $25k! Just like how this player’s bitcoin investment skyrocketed, your gaming skills could lead to unimaginable riches in our virtual world. Who knows, you might even become the village legend and have your friends calling you a genius! But be warned, just like the ups and downs of crypto, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. Join now and see if you have what it takes to become the next gaming millionaire! Remember, in our world, anything is possible – even losing a friend over virtual riches!

CraftyBlockzUSA

American atmosphere, American attitudes, american culture, American emotions, American mindset, American mood, American opinions, American outlook, American perspective, American politics, American sentiments, American society, American vibe, American viewpoints, CraftyBlockzUSA, current events, general feel, people, united states, Usa

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5615
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of the real world drama and chaos? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of mining diamonds on your brain. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

VanceCraft: Ukraine Edition

Agreement, cooperation, current events, Diplomacy, Edition, Europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, News, opinion, Politics, response, russia, Statement, Support, trump, Ukraine, united states, Vance, VanceCraft, VP announcement

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6085
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant vodka bottles and ride bears into battle! vladimir putin himself plays on our server and will personally ban anyone who doesn’t praise mother russia! we have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure and communist propaganda! join now or face the wrath of the russian hackers! da da da!

Angelicraft: Where Chaos Meets Angels and Lets Them Fight It Out!

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3914
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Minecraft Factions Server Overview

Server Version	1.16.2
Compatible Versions	1.8+
Economy	Semi-anarchy, player-driven with a Token Shop
Progression	Hard and complex

FAQ

1. Can players with version 1.8+ join the server?

Yes, the server is compatible with versions 1.8 and above.

2. What type of economy does the server have?

The server has a semi-anarchy economy that is dependent on player interactions, with the exception of the Token Shop.

3. How can players progress on the server?

Progression on the server will be challenging and complex, requiring strategic gameplay.

4. Is the server open to feedback from the community?

Yes, the server will listen to the community’s opinions and needs, and make changes accordingly.

5. Are there any opportunities to become a staff member?

Yes, the server is currently looking for staff members. Interested individuals can reach out on Discord or in-game.

6. Do players need a premium Minecraft account to join?

No, the server is cracked, meaning players do not need a premium Minecraft account.

7. How can I join the server?

You can join the server using the following IP address: its-relation.gl.joinmc.link

8. Is there a Discord server for the Minecraft server?

Yes, you can join the Discord server using the following link: https://discord.com/invite/76RPsPRnkS

PrettyCraft Minecraft Server

Alluring, asian beauty, attractive women, beautiful people, Breathtaking, Captivating, charming, Elegant, Enchanting, Exotic, Gorgeous, graceful, indonesian women, Indonesians, Irresistible, Lovely, lovely ladies, Minecraft, pretty race, PrettyCraft, Server, STRIKING, Stunning

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1848
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are so stunningly attractive that even the Ender Dragon can’t resist swooning! Our players are so gorgeous, they make the villagers blush and the creepers explode out of sheer awe.

Join us for a chance to mingle with the most beautiful beings in the Minecraft universe, and who knows, you might even find your pixelated soulmate among our glamorous community. Don’t miss out on the chance to be surrounded by such eye-catching avatars, because let’s be real, who needs diamonds when you have players this dazzling? So come on in and prepare to be amazed by the sheer beauty of our server – just make sure to wear your best enchanted armor, because you might just faint from all the fabulousness!

SpanglishCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Edición, Edition, ESPAÑOL, HiLo, Minecraft, Paco, Server, SpanglishCraft, Spanish, Thread, Ultimate

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9343
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Farms Harvested:	903
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because Edición Paco is here to spice things up!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against zombie pigmen, or how about taming a pack of explosive chickens to defend your base?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Paco, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted llama saddle!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the DJ zombie, he’s known to drop some killer beats (literally).

So what are you waiting for? Join Edición Paco today and experience Minecraft like never before!

DadCraft: Cringe Edition

awkward, cringe, cringe culture, cringe-worthy, cringeworthy, dad humor, dad jokes, dad moves, dad slang, DadCraft, Edition, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing dad, eye roll, father daughter, gen z, Gestures, millennial, Outdated, Sassy, Slang

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3374
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	141
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you a dad trying to connect with your Gen Z daughter but just can’t seem to speak her language? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got all the cringeworthy slang and gestures you need to make her roll her eyes so hard they might get stuck that way!

Join our server and start dropping phrases like “yeet” and “sksksksk” in casual conversation. Show off your sick dance moves with the floss and the dab, guaranteed to make her wish she was adopted. And if you really want to push her buttons, challenge her to a build battle and show her who the real blocky boss is.

So come on down to our server and level up your dad game. Who knows, you might even earn yourself a begrudging eye roll of approval from your Gen Z daughter.

BorderTownSewageSaviors

border towns, BorderTownSewageSaviors, coastal pollution, cross-border cooperation, environmental crisis, environmental emergency, Environmental Protection, Gushing, international aid, marine life impact, pollution cleanup, pollution control, public health, sea pollution, Sewage, sewage treatment, urgent assistance, us mexico border, wastewater management, water contamination, water quality monitoring

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8529
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Farms Harvested:	789	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got sewage gushing into the sea just like in this crazy news article! But don’t worry, we ain’t pleading for help like those border towns, we’re just using it to make the ocean look more realistic and stinky! Come join us and swim in our sewage-filled sea, it’s a real treat for the senses! Plus, who wouldn’t want to build their base right next to a giant pile of poop? It’s the ultimate flex, trust me. So come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the adventure)!

SharkWife’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7424
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Potions Brewed:	85	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have your very own sharkwife! That’s right, a sharkwife who will protect you from creepers and zombies while also giving you the best underwater kisses you’ve ever had. Join now and swim with your sharkwife to explore hidden treasures and conquer the depths of the ocean together! Who needs diamonds when you have a sharkwife by your side?

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

black people, Drama, Elevate, exclusive, hololive, HololiveEN, HololiveJP, INFERIOR, Infighting, Liberty, Minecraft, necessity, opinion, PEERS, PixelPunch, post, Reply, Respect, Server, society, Thread, valuable, watch

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	509
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchantments Applied:	62
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where we respect HololiveEN the same way we respect black people – with utter reverence and fear of drama and infighting! Join us for insane adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s as explosive as a TNT block. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s build a world where respect and chaos reign supreme!

Dad’s Heartbreak Minecraft Server

Communication Issues, Dads, dress alterations, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, father daughter relationship, father’s approval, father’s disappointment, father’s dreams, Fiance, HEARTBREAK, making decisions, Minecraft, Server, sister drama, wedding dress, wedding dress fitting, wedding dress shopping, wedding planning, wedding preparations, wedding traditions

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5279
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mines Excavated:	4705

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family weddings? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream wedding venue without any interference from judgmental dads or jealous sisters!

Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where you can design the perfect dress without anyone questioning your choices. Need help with alterations? No problem! Our expert players will be there to assist you every step of the way.

And if anyone dares to criticize your decisions, just build a virtual wall around them and banish them to the farthest corner of the map. Who needs family drama when you can have a stress-free wedding planning experience in Minecraft?

So come join our server and say “I do” to a world where you can be the bridezilla of your dreams without any real-life consequences. Let’s make Minecraft weddings great again!