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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 1559 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Void Gems Collected: | 21 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 22 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3499 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Picture this: a server where the mobs have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions, where the villagers have started a cult worshipping a potato, and where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Chicken Dance in full diamond armor.
But wait, there’s more! Our server events include a weekly “Twerk Off” competition where the winner gets a pet llama named Larry, a monthly “Build Battle” where contestants have to construct a giant statue of a taco using only dirt blocks, and a yearly “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant” where the fiercest dragon wins a crown made of enchanted golden apples.
So come on, don’t be a square! Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. And remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!