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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 4017 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
Picture this: a server where the mobs have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions, where the villagers have started a cult worshipping a potato, and where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Chicken Dance in full diamond armor.
But wait, there’s more! Our server events include a weekly “Twerk Off” competition where the winner gets a pet llama named Larry, a monthly “Build Battle” where contestants have to construct a giant statue of a taco using only dirt blocks, and a yearly “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant” where the fiercest dragon wins a crown made of enchanted golden apples.
So come on, don’t be a square! Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. And remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!