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| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 9429 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 42 | Potions Brewed: | 170 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Picture this: a server where the mobs have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions, where the villagers have started a cult worshipping a potato, and where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Chicken Dance in full diamond armor.
But wait, there’s more! Our server events include a weekly “Twerk Off” competition where the winner gets a pet llama named Larry, a monthly “Build Battle” where contestants have to construct a giant statue of a taco using only dirt blocks, and a yearly “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant” where the fiercest dragon wins a crown made of enchanted golden apples.
So come on, don’t be a square! Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. And remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!
